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Guys I met a pretty 29 year old lady today. There's nothing very unusual about a lady that age being a virgin. What knocked me off my chair was that she has never kissed or been kissed. Wow! And no, there's nothing physically wrong with her, she's very pretty and very exposed. So I can't help but wonder why. But errr, let me ask questions that have answers. 

When last did you kiss? 

Hmmmm! I think I can remember my last kiss. But I honestly cannot remember the last time I had a kiss I actually enjoyed. 

I suspect some people on this blog have never been kissed before. In fact I'm very very sure about one person. *side eye*. It's nothing to be ashamed of but I am curious as hell, have you never kissed/been kissed? 

*Daddy I dunno why you were asking for my blog address yesterday but just incase you find it, I'm not the one who wrote this post, there are different writers on this blog*. 

Last, and most importantly, this is for research purposes; Please what is your definition of a good kiss


Muahhh!

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  1. So daddy wants to start visiting this house? Hmmm. That will be fun :D

    A good kiss to the best of my understanding, is one that communicates pure emotions adequately.

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    1. Yes Memphis he does. I cannot imagine whatever for!

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  2. When last did i kiss? yesterday
    definition of a good kiss: you have been craving for it for a long time and it finally happens and it is more than what you expected.

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  3. A good kiss communicates love and all the emotions without been told
    Never been kissed in this generation is kinda rare

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    1. My dear, they are many oh. But for a lady who's lived 29yrs on earth and she's not even a nun. I'm maniacally bewildered.

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    2. Lmao at manically bewildered.

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  4. Someone on this blog?***coughing****claps hand**.....Bekas,am with you on this one.... TNHW

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  5. Lmao...

    Memphis and co. What's up with this true emotional channeling? No matter the 'emotions' if you can't kiss well go and learn it.

    Trust me, emotions can be right but without the right physical 'interpretation', there's nothing special. That's why there are 'Good kissers' and they take pride in it.

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    1. We're actually saying the same thing.

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    2. Over sabi Uyi..u guys are saying the same thing.. Dumb f**k.

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    3. There no need insulting anon and I agree with Uyi. If u like love the person like whatever. If u don't know how to kiss, you don't know how to kiss.

      A good kiss for me is one without mouth odour *rme without pouring of saliva lol and biting the lips or swallowing the mouth as if you've not seen food before

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    4. Hahahahaaaaa! Uyi true talk o jare! Horrible kissers abound and even go ahead to kill d lil emotions! #yuck

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    5. Eish...anon? Why na?

      Where's my cane?

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  6. I'm with Uyi on this one. No matter how much you love someone, if you're a terrible kisser, you'll ruin the whole thing. Emotions are important but the art is just as important.

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    1. Oh... I also know one person that has never ever been kissed *side eye*

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    2. Sunshine oh......where is she?....lolz

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    3. TNHW & Ruthy, I didn't mention names now, I just said I know someone, and I don't know where she is at this exact moment... You people should not koba me o..

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    4. Oioioi.....I know someone ,and I don't know where she is at this exact moment...... Don't try this in the court of Law oh......TNHW

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    5. *not enough experience to contribute*

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  7. Hehehe....I always say this... A good kiss is when you don't coat my mouth with your spit...it is artistically done... Simple lah...

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  8. LOL... Sunshine & Thelma knows one person? I think I know the person too!

    A Good kiss to me is One that Is Filled with TRUE emotion, makes my toes twirl & Doesn't last for more than 10 seconds.
    *No be that one wey go put spit for my mouth, bite me or make U off my dress, that's a very bad bad kiss, LOL*

    The Last time I was kissed? *thinking till the world ends*

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  9. How come noone is saying the last time they were kissed?

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  10. How come noone is saying the last time they were kissed?

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  11. Can't remember wen I was kissed last. My ex was a great kisser. Miss K..... whr are u, come and talk.
    Michiegirl

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  12. Kissed my lovely husband this afternoon. A good kiss to me feels like home.:)

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    1. *passing by* quadruple mischievous wink *still passing by*

      Kabuoy

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    2. Aww @ feels like home. No truer words said.

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  13. Kissed my lovely husband this afternoon. A good kiss to me feels like home.:)

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  14. Hmmmmm.... Never kissed tho.... Is it cool? Hw does it feel like?.... U guys where asked when last u kissed..... Una Don dey define good kiss

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    1. Momoh never kissed? And I just turned 15. Hehe

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    2. Lool momoh o, oya come lemme teach u *side eyes* there is no big deal that the lady has never been kissed, no be one day person learn, so far as she isn't frigid.

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    3. Hahaahahaha.... Is it that easy niii

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  15. Happy sunday everyone!

    a 29 year old that has never been kissed is not strange nah! Some people dont just like the act except its with a very very special someone *wink*
    she probably has not found that someone.
    beats me how peoplw enjoy kissing someone they just got to know(on the first date). Like really.... how?
    i guess Uyi baba already made that clear... good kissers. Loool.


    I miss maybel too o jare.

    Kabuoy

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  16. Lol @ research purposes, yeah right. Well it does happen, some people live their lives religiously, or other...so any form of intimacy is suspended till they are married.

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  17. I had mine last night.

    A good kiss should stir up warm feelings within and leave you with a smile and a promise of better 'things' to come...

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    1. I am in my early twenties and I have never kissed, don't believe in kissing any how jare, wonder how them oyinbo kiss as If them they breathe air (in the movie). Saving all the parole till wedding night and when the priest say you may kiss the bride

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  18. Ah, my comment got posted today. This beach must be the posting point for my phone o on T's blog. Probably have to come here anytime I want to comment (Lol).
    My last kiss was weeks ati months ago

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  19. The last time i kissed with emotions was last year before my b.f traveled out of d country and now he has finally broken up with me. Care to know y? He said am not a bsc holder. Kindly note that i have finished schooling but almighty lasu has refused to release our result. Note i have my h.n.d already and am working! Oh gosh am yet to overcome this shock. Am sorry had to go anonymous on this.

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    1. See curse... True talk tho, he is indeed all of d above

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    2. That's the reason? Not a BSC holder? Some mothers do have them. Sorry about that dear, be strong. He's obviously not worth it.

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    3. Crazy guy lurking the surface of this earth... Please laugh off his miss, hes like that guy who went viral posting a message of not taking a girl to a fast food joint.

      Bottom line is the guy isn't matured enough or he never loved you enough.

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    4. What a lame and stupid excuse from a foolish guy.

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  20. Am a 26 year old lady, never been in a relationship, so automatically I have never been kissed n am still a Virgin...
    I hate that I have never been in a relationship, people see me weird when I tell them..... So I lie often. I want to be in a relationship this year, haba I have try na! And no am not ugly the exact opposite àm a tall, pretty lady..... People usually tell me am to pretty to be single and the reason am still single is because guys think am dating! can you imagine the nonsense....... Mssssssshhhhh! Abeg boyfriend were ever you are, come and find me, and give me some hot french kisses :D

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    1. Hahaahahaha.... Funny u,..,.,. Too real to b true

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    2. LOL. French kiss is for the experts o. If they think you're dating maybe it's because you're very reserved? Try being a little bit extroverted and accommodating.

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    3. Memphis just said it all, don't sit n wait. Go n get.

      Becos u feel u are fine so you come dey shako too much. Lol

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    4. This is so me. Everybody thinks I'm in a relationship cos I'm pretty, how does that even add up?

      Its really frustrating.They just assume that because you're a fine girl you def have a bf. And then all those "brothers" in church who probably want to ask you out but don't know how keep hanging around and blocking all those nice nice guys that really have something to offer. I'm very very pained!

      Oh.. I've been kissed before tho.. too many frogs*bleh* next kiss is def gon be Prince Charming!

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    5. Why are these ladies going anon here Na. Yet they want 'prince charming'... Do u know if you man is on ttb?
      Lol

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  21. A good kiss is one you never forget in a hurry.
    Thelma biko put up a post of "worst kiss ever". Sounds fun..I'm soo ready to laugh!!..hehehe

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