What wouldn't we see on social media. Good Lord!
You know what got me? "My ever critical mother....", the Mr Biggs lady, who ever you are, where ever you may be, thank your stars, you just dodged a bullet!
Hey y'all, I've got my own rants too, if you're in Nigeria right now and you don't have any, then I must say, you're a better, more virtuous person than I am.
Rant 1. "NEPA"
Rant 2. Dear Sun, we know you're the hottest thing in the world, nobody is competing with you. Stop showing off already!
Rant 3. Would have been rant 1 but thankfully they've started selling fuel.
Rant 4. I've cancelled a trip three times for three different events and each of these three times these events get cancelled/postponed too. I mean, I already spent an outrageous amount on a few liters of fuel, against tomorrow, only to be slapped with an email; event postponed. Aarrrrrghhhhhhh!
Rant 5. I have so many submissions coming in, YAY!!!!!!!! but they are all oral *Sobs*. Why do you people want to make life harder than it has to be na? You think writing is fun, abi? They'll call my phone and give oral submissions and say "please post today" Side eye. You know yourselves. LOL. The idea is partly so ease the stress. But I love love love you and I love that you're making a great contribution to our blog. *confession* if an idea isn't originally mine, I find it a bit more difficult to put in words. Plus I stall because I worry that my words won't convey your message accurately. But I will get to it soonest. I promise.
These are my rants. Where's yours?