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"Anytime I Sleep With Her I Receive a Strange Knock on My Head"-Husband.


Just when you thought you had heard it all...





A middle-aged woman, Sophia Arapogun, has prayed an Agege customary court to dissolve her 11-year-old marriage because her husband, Patrick, abandoned her for two years.
Mrs Arapogun, who lives with her husband and his six children from his previous marriage, said he never asked her how she fed.
“My husband buys foodstuffs for his children and asks them to keep them in their room. He never asked what I needed at a particular moment and we lived together,” she said.
The petitioner said her husband came home at a time to sprinkle something that looked like blood all over the house, adding that she worked as a clerical officer in her husband’s hospital.
She said: “I used to package melon to sell in neighbouring markets but since my husband didn’t like the idea, he employed me in his hospital. There was a day I took N300 to take passport photograph, he shouted at me in the presence of his children and I felt humiliated. I was more shocked when he made sure I refunded the money.”
She is seeking an accommodation from him as compensation if her petiton is granted.
Patrick said he married her because he heard a pathetic story about her, adding: “I asked if she had any evil spirit or medical problems which didn’t make her conceive during her two previous marriages but she said no; then I married her.”
The respondent, a doctor, said after their marriage, he discovered that three minutes after making love to her, he got a knock on his head.
“Not only did I get a knock, whenever I had the intention of sleeping with her, I would discover rashes on my manhood or my manhood would be twisted. At times, I would not get erection or my sperm ceases. Since then, I became afraid of everything,” Arapogun said.
He said his hospital crumbled after his wife began to work with him, adding that she stole money on several occasions.
“When we lived together, there were times my wife left the bedroom and returned in the morning without any explanation. Our union is bad omen. I have suffered from swollen legs, slight stroke and it was when I realised my wife defecates in the bucket I used to bathe that I decided to leave with my children because I was not ready to die young and I don’t know what was going to happen next,” he said. The couple has no issue.
 President of the court, Pa Adekunle Williams, ordered the petitioner to maintain the peace and adjourned the matter till July 13 for further hearing.

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LMAO. What is all this? The things you hear in divorce proceedings... 

Comments

  1. Wonders will never seize to end,funny stories you hear every day, the knock on the head part cracked me up. Lol. Happy Sunday T and all TTB readers.

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  2. If this story is true... then, it is a pure case of spirit husband. and the woman needs deliverance. There's been deliverance cases of men who get beaten after sex, cockroaches in large numbers flooding the room and bed before sex... and many others. If the man in this story is not making things up.. (cuz the story took a confusing turn at some point) they both need to calm down and seek the face of God. The man also needs to learn to respect his wife... why humiliate her in front of his children or go crazy over 300 naira. wooo thelma, this story get as e be jare. It's more than all these roborebe explanations they are giving.

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  3. Dearest God! See what the world ur Beloved son died for has become, Please come sooner!

    This is my dose of Sunday Laughs, Thanks T.
    Let me go & continue ROTFLMSAO!

    Jokes aside though, una go make person consider to become a nun. All this horrible marriage stories don tire person biko.

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  4. abeg I had to laugh.

    This is just like the one going on in my neighborhood, but recently the woman started acting weird. About a week ago she attacked his hubby's Johnny and wanted to relieve him of it.She was bundled to MFM for deliverance. I just look at her kids staying with us for a week now and wonder what if the deliverance doesn't work out fine.

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  5. LOL! Wetin person no go hear! Hehehe

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  6. Won tun de o!

    Heaven help us....

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  7. U hear the unprintable in divorce proceedings. Most times I cringe!

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  8. Saw this story somewhere. Funny!

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