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Legislators Please Help Us Stop Denrele Edun & Charlie Boy From Chopping Their Balls Off! - Etcetera




You know, as I began to read this post something popped up in my mind. Most of Etcetera's posts rub me the wrong way. Some rub me the right way though, and that leaves me feeling that beneath the "I live to take the piss" writing style, is actually some soul. Do I regard Etcetera a great writer? No. Yet, I find something laudable and that's what popped into my mind. Before, or just when I started blogging, I did a lot of research and studying on writing (you see, I'd meant to take this writing thing seriously but I soon realized that most people prefer "bubble gum" pieces, so why slave away writing deep, insightful, meticulously researched pieces, only to have three people read them and one person react? Nah, we'd keep those for the paying jobs. For the blog we would keep it light and fluffy, just like most people like it...). There's one thing I remember reading over and over again. You're writing to elicit a reaction. The more provocative the better. Therefore, in the eyes of those advocates, Etcetera is doing a darn good job. So for that, I applaud him. It really isn't easy to be the village jerk, it takes balls to deliberately make people hate you, and even bigger ball to act like you don't care. Trust me, I know. What's all this talk about balls this morning? Ok, enough chit chat. Here's the article which you may or may not have read. Well, you're reading it here for the first time, so let's discuss it here;

"And that’s how Bruce Jenner unveiled his new identity, leaving his male identity behind with Caitlyn. Trust Nigerians not to be left behind in the gossip and buzz it generated. A female radio presenter was like, “Oh my God,” so Bruce Jenner is now Caitlyn Jenner? What the hell is going on?”
Pleaseeeee, Nigerians should stop feigning surprise like they’ve not seen or heard anything like this before. You all should stop acting like we don’t have our own Denrele Edun. Mscheeeeeewwwww – is it because Bruce or Caitlyn (whatever she is called now) finally had enough balls to come out and say he is now a woman?
It’s just a matter of time, Denrele will be woman enough and do same thing and give us something new to talk about aside from his Nkechi-like hairdo. I don’t think it should even be in our news that Caitlyn Jenner is now a transgender. There are thousands of them in America. They infused the word in our vocabulary and it has become an umbrella term for people whose gender identity differs from the sex they were assigned by God. An American transgender described Caitlyn as the “Change” that America champions which is why America is always ahead of the rest of the world. Hahahahaha! Change indeed.
HELLO!!!! can someone tell that American transgender or transsexual or whatever she is that the slogan for the new government in Nigeria is “CHANGE?”

Lol, we’ve had Denrele since and we didn’t see him as change… Maybe someone should show her Denrele’s pictures so that she will be aware that Nigeria is catching up with them. Jesus Christ! Is this what being westernised is all about? Isn’t this madness? Isn’t that the term for those who enjoy dressing as the opposite sex? Or should we refer to Denrele as a cross-dresser for now until he finally plucks off his balls?
Does it look like Denrele will eventually pluck off his balls? Yes, eventually. It is just a matter of time. We are already used to his lipsticks, heels and Nkechi hairdo. And of course, he’s already been a poster “girl” for Nigerian magazines for as long as I can remember. The same poster girl that Bruce, oh sorry Caitlyn Jenner has dreamt of becoming since he/she was a child. Shit!!! – How do you write an article about Denrele and Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner if you keep identifying them by the wrong gender pronoun? Am I going to be saying “sorry” whenever I make mistakes like, “He looks hot,” or “she looks hot?”

The American system has made it impossible to mention Bruce and balls in the same sentence. Like Caitlyn Jenner, are we soon going to start using the V-word for Denrele and Charlie boy too? I pray we never get there. Our society doesn’t deserve such cruelty and madness. Denrele and Charlie Boy, for society’s sake, please keep your balls.. Lol…
Lawmakers, we need a little help here. Can you guys please give us something to stop Denrele, Uncle Charlie Boy or any other Nigerian from de-balling themselves now or anytime in the future? The lawmakers should do something about transgenders
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That Bruce Jenner is no longer a man proves that America has gone mad. We shouldn’t allow the west to influence us wrongly. These guys have been the butt of jokes and the source of rumours and speculations for years, as their appearances became more feminine. They need our prayers now more than ever. As for Bruce Jenner, he needs Jesus. Without Jesus, he is hopeless—regardless of whether he struggles with gender identity or not.

Eternity is a small and rapidly decreasing number of heartbeats away and he will live in hell, as Bruce Jenner, not Caitlyn, for trillions of years (forever) in horrifying, unending torment, with a never-ending panic attack. The same goes for everyone who is reading this and has been chasing a different identity from that which God has given you. Hell is your future. You will live in terror. This is the truth."


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Just for the record, I've never questioned Denrele's sexuality. I think he's someone who had to carve a niche for himself in a saturated industry where very few are given the chance. He tried this and it worked. Also, because a former classmate dated him years ago and she swears that there's nothing unmanly about this guy, he is a real man, if you catch my drift... LOL. 

Comments

  1. Oh Well, I've read it in passing on a different blog but I only comment on TTB so I'll shoot....

    Etcetera eyaff do oh? Enough already. If his articles makes A LOT of sense & still elicit such wanted hate by him, i'll also Applaud him.
    But T, 90% of his writeups Do NOT make sense or its one of these over flogged issues like "How to please a Man/Nigerian Man".

    & YES there's NOTHING womanly about the REAL Denrele. I worked closely with him 2years ago & he's a REAL man in T's words.
    No idea on Charlyboy...

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    1. Errrr... But he (Denrele) kissed Charly boy, whats to say about that?

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  2. Etc Etc,Did God not say leave the judgement to him

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  3. emmm... when is he releasing his next song? i liked ring the alarm

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  4. After missing 6 posts I come and the first post I see is Etcetera....*rolls eyes thrice*

    This guy should just take several seats behind in a stadium abeg after people have talked about an issue then he'll come and say his own so that people will start referring to his article......yimu

    Let someone show him that article by that John Hopkins Doctor cause he needs to see it....

    Etc ko ati be be lo ni...... mtchewww oshi

    He rubs me off in a wrong way all the time....He'll criticize music artists yet none of his songs are remembered.....

    P.S not been here for like 4 days and it feels like a year..... officially an addict ....

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    1. And yes I dunno Denrele personally but I saw a close-up interview on him years ago and I could not help but notice that Denrele is a hardworking young man....He's as manly as you can spell the word MAN...

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    2. Does being hardworking have anything to do with sexuality or gender?? Just asking, I dont believe so if you were to ask me.

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    3. No it does not... when I said hardworking I meant he's hustlingand trying to at least get there...I dunno if u catch my drift...

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  5. Etc's write ups have never enthused me...

    but happy sunday guys!

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  6. Hmmmm....no offence to this Etcetera dude buh I have read some of his articles and all I find myself saying every time is 'c'mon dude pleaseeeeeeeeeee shut up!!!!'......

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  7. Etc likes talking too much. He should take several seats joor!!!
    Happy sunday...

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  8. Hian is all I can type. Am outta here

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  9. Used to see etcetera with his guiter at Omole estate, Lagos, looking hungry and dejected. Maybe if he was as artistic like Denrele is, he would have bin at d top of his game.
    Etcetera shut ur mouth, you are not God.

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