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Monday Morning... BVN... Expectations!

Good morning errbody! 

Calling on everyone who is yet to do their BVN registration!

*Your BVN gives you a unique identity that can be verified across ALL Nigerian Banks (it is not peculiar to one Bank)

*Your Bank Accounts are protected from unauthorized access

*It reduces fraudulent activities on bank accounts

*Gives easy access to Banking operations

*Your BVN is accepted as a means of identification across ALL Nigerian Banks

*Registration in one bank covers all accounts the individual might have in all other banks

The deadline for registration is Tuesday, 30th June, 2015. 

I culled the above from SDK. Did you hear that? The deadline is tomorrow!

Ok, the idea behind this post is to alert those who are yet to do theirs, Rush to your bank(s) NOW!

Have you done yours?

....when I started typing this post there was plenty to say but suddenly I'm racing against time so BRB!


  1. Yawnsssssssss. Good morning T,I have done my Bvn like 4 months ago now,so am safe. Every one go out there and have ur bvn done. Bia kabouy ur commenting rate has reduced,kilode??? Hope u gud hun? Just my observation though. Wishing everyone a favour filled week.

    1. O baby... nah u I suppose dey tell say ur commenting rate reduce! loool.
      How are you now? Hope you're good! Nwanem chop this kiss and feel alright! Lool... *hugs*

  2. I have done mine but yet to link the other account I have with another bank.
    Thanks for the reminder T. Do have a beautiful day and a blessed week.


  3. Chineke I haven't done mine. I just delete those annoying messages from my bank. Wahala de.

  4. I've just called Zenith bank to check what would be the fate of accounts held by Nigerians in Diaspora and apparently CBN is also confused about that and haven't laid out any blueprint to be followed and so, for now, nothing's to be done and we won't be affected.
    Leave it to Nigerians to start something that hasn't been properly thought through.

  5. I went to 3 branches today oh!!! First Bank, no way. The crowd chased me!
    Till tomorrow. They had better extend it.

  6. So if one doesn't do it, what happens???

    1. The 50k I'll send on Wednesday will *hang*

    2. Lmao! And I was planning 100k to send on Thursday to Queen too oh. I may have to change my mind.

    3. Aaahahahahhahahaha! U guys aint serious! Lmao. Buh seriously nobody is talking abt what ll happen if we dnt do it.

    4. Lol... Uyi and Memphis the scammers. Guys, i have my BVN so you can pay the 150k into my account on her behalf.*

      *Queen see me for the sharing formula

      According to reports, if you don't get ur BVN, you wont have access to your accounts anymore, they'll be closed/blocked, how much you have saved in the accounts regardless. So, please, get your BVN o

    5. Yinmu! They wie noh close anything... but to be on the safe side just in case for one reason or the other... skonskon should enter their head and they carry out their preposterous threat... Uyi and memphis's 150k can get to you.

      But really though! Queen! If you've been in nigeria for the past 8 months! You have no reason whatsoever to not have your bvn! Nigerians and fire brigade approach! *side eye*
      Now the 150k they want to send to you wie now be hanging....
      Anyway guys... send it to me! my bank is more reliable than sunshine's bank! + queen! There won't be any sharing formula(thats how those thieving politicians finish our money) you wie take your own and I wie take my on. Asper middle-man! Shikenah!


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