Sexual Salvation. Do you want that? Do you need that? You can have that! Where?
At the Sex Hospital, that's where!
At the Sex Hospital, that's where!
No, we don't have a sex hospital over here, at least not that I know of. I was reading the bio of Sex Hospital and that's how TLC puts it; where couples go to get sexual salvation.
In case you didn't know, I'm very fascinated by sex. And failing all else, or maybe not even failing all else, I may one day become a sexologist. Now while I've never been an oversexed person, I've always been particularly keen on the topic. I probably enjoy discussing, analyzing and researching sex more than the act itself, I wonder why... And they say do what you're passionate about, right? Ergo sexology!
LOL. This post isn't about me or my interest in sex. Last night I caught an episode of TLC's the Sex Hospital and I watched as couples unabashed, went to seek help or solutions to their sexual problems. There was this young couple, the girl like a lot of females couldn't achieve orgasm. Another couple where the guy travels a lot so wifey found comfort in porn and erotica novels, so much so that she has become so addicted and dependent on porn that she no longer wants her husband to touch her.
Other episodes have couples who have problems because they lost their libido after the baby, or because they both have very different sexual desires, or because one partner was unfaithful and although the other has forgiven, finds it very difficult to make love to them.
The sex hospital has very well trained expert professionals in the field. They put "patients" through rigorous tests and exercises to ascertain the cause or depth of their problems. The patients always leave better than they came and the clinic even checks on them months later to know if they made progress or lapsed.
The girl with the orgasm problem was discovered to have serious body issues that make it hard for her to actually enjoy sex and that was dealt with. The married couple did psychological tests to discover their fantasies and when this was done they were encouraged to role play in the bedroom and act out each other's fantasies. These relationships were renewed and restored, the passions rekindled and reignited, and isn't that simply fantastic?
Doesn't it make you wonder how many marriages or relationships in Nigeria can be salvaged, if we had a sex hospital? And not just a sex hospital, but people willing to admit that there's a problem and go seek help? Is it any wonder that there are so many people in marriages seeking satisfaction and "sexual salvation" in the wrong lovers' beds... I'm not saying that's the cause of infidelity but I'm certain it's "a" cause.
In Nigeria we would rather shy away from those problems even when we're facing them, and live unhappy, frustrated lives than talk about it and find a solution of these problems. Sex is a very veeeery important part of life, and imagine a life of sexual frustration and dissatisfaction, how long can you live with that?
I just got to wondering (probably this can play as a part of my market research for opening my sex clinic in Lagos), if you have need for it, would you visit a sex hospital (assuming you had access to one)? Tell me Yes or No, and then tell me why.
Also, got sex related questions or sexual problems? No problem! Talk to Dr Thelma. I'm willing to offer my unexpert opinions and possible solutions, which I might likely end with "I dont't know sha", so that you cannot say I ruined your (sex) life. LOL.
But hey, I mean it, I'm a natural sexologist, tell me your worries my child.
Just as an aside, yes we do have professional sexologists in Nigeria.