He'd kissed me good night and then I slunk back down to bed. I tossed and turned, my mind wouldn't stay still. I realized, I wasn't quite ready to sleep. I needed to spend a little more time with my Prince Charming. Prince Charming, the handsome hunk that my friends giggled about, handsome, square jawed, well built and brilliant! I ran up the stairs to where they were, he and his friends, playing board games or something. I knew they would roll their eyes; I thought this your babe has gone to bed? But I knew he would be happy to see me and that was all that mattered. As I stood in the door, I decided to take the time and savour the moments, just watching my prince in his natural elements, without him knowing that I was watching him. I watched his proud jaw stiffen as he stared in concentration, I saw his strong arms tense, then I saw him stretch languidly on the floor where he lay and stretch one of those strong arms behind him, and then... He viciously scratched his butt crack. Scratch scratch scratch. It wasn't enough, he put his hand underneath the boxers and scratched, down to his butt hole. And then bringing his fingers to his nose, he sniffed, sniffed, then continued to scratch. Scratch and sniff. In just a few seconds my perfect world came crashing down!
LOL. This happened many many years ago. I just slunk back to my bed; disappointed, disillusioned and disgusted. While he took advantage of his friends intent focus on the game, he didn't expect someone would be lurking in the door way, watching him do the nasty. Eeew.
Haha! But did he do anything out of the ordinary? I think not. We ALL have those things we do when (we think) nobody is watching us. It could be scratching our butt cracks and sniffing, digging your nose like you're digging for gold, and I know some of you disgusting adults still eat that nose booger. Eeeew. It could be sucking. It could be as innocent as biting your nails, as painful as pulling out your hair, as bizarre as pulling out your lashes (I only know one person who does this. My friend has few or no lashes to speak of. She pulls them out when she's bored/alone and pops them in her mouth), it could be as immoral as giving in to your baser needs, it could be as fetishist as sniffing your girlfriend's panties (men, why do you lot like to do this), and it could be as nauseating as licking dust off a dirty fan... So which are you guilty of?
What's your nasty little secret? And yes, I've told you about my lash eating friend, what's the most bizarre habit your friend(s) have/has?
Lemme come clean. I used to lick dust when I was younger, when no one was watching. Dust, powder and chalk. I still eat chalk *covers face*. Now you know my nasty little secret. What's yours?