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He'd kissed me good night and then I slunk back down to bed. I tossed and turned, my mind wouldn't stay still. I realized, I wasn't quite ready to sleep. I needed to spend a little more time with my Prince Charming. Prince Charming, the handsome hunk that my friends giggled about, handsome, square jawed, well built and brilliant! I ran up the stairs to where they were, he and his friends, playing board games or something. I knew they would roll their eyes; I thought this your babe has gone to bed? But I knew he would be happy to see me and that was all that mattered. As I stood in the door, I decided to take the time and savour the moments, just watching my prince in his natural elements, without him knowing that I was watching him. I watched his proud jaw stiffen as he stared in concentration, I saw his strong arms tense, then I saw him stretch languidly on the floor where he lay and stretch one of those strong arms behind him, and then... He viciously scratched his butt crack. Scratch scratch scratch. It wasn't enough, he put his hand underneath the boxers and scratched, down to his butt hole. And then bringing his fingers to his nose, he sniffed, sniffed, then continued to scratch. Scratch and sniff. In just a few seconds my perfect world came crashing down!


LOL. This happened many many years ago. I just slunk back to my bed; disappointed, disillusioned and disgusted. While he took advantage of his friends intent focus on the game, he didn't expect someone would be lurking in the door way, watching him do the nasty. Eeew. 

Haha! But did he do anything out of the ordinary? I think not. We ALL have those things we do when (we think) nobody is watching us. It could be scratching our butt cracks and sniffing, digging your nose like you're digging for gold, and I know some of you disgusting adults still eat that nose booger. Eeeew. It could be sucking. It could be as innocent as biting your nails, as painful as pulling out your hair, as bizarre as pulling out your lashes (I only know one person who does this. My friend has few or no lashes to speak of. She pulls them out when she's bored/alone and pops them in her mouth), it could be as immoral as giving in to your baser needs, it could be as fetishist as sniffing your girlfriend's panties (men, why do you lot like to do this), and it could be as nauseating as licking dust off a dirty fan... So which are you guilty of?


What's your nasty little secret? And yes, I've told you about my lash eating friend, what's the most bizarre habit your friend(s) have/has?


Lemme come clean. I used to lick dust when I was younger, when no one was watching. Dust, powder and chalk. I still eat chalk *covers face*. Now you know my nasty little secret. What's yours?

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  1. My nasty little secret is that I dip my hands in my.pu**y and smell,I do this a whole lot. The worst I know a friend of mine does is sniffing her panties after she removes them. Lol,I caught her once doing this and she confessed it's an habit she is trying to stop. Lol. Trying to go anonymous but I cudnt*sobs*

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  2. I take delight in smelling my semen after masturbating.

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    1. Eeeeeeew!!!! Lmaooo! If you hear my own... i'm sure you'll give me a knock for saying eeeew! loool!

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    2. Sunshine has started suspecting all the men on this blog(memphis, Uyi(my prime suspect)..loool, kene, momoh, even Uncle Chrisyinks! I'm very sure it is not Uncle Chris! I know for a fact!!!! Lmaoooo... okay let me take a walk now... chai! kabuoy! You noh dey rest?!!! Lol!

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    3. Hian! Mem-gini? Sunshine and Kabuoy...look far ooo. Hahahaha.

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    4. Ewwwww,that's suprer Nasty

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    5. LOL, I'm innocent,

      *continues watching Juventus vs Barca*

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    6. Lol... What if I'm the one? Smh*

      Anyways, I've seen 99 nastier stuffs but smelling semen after masturbating ain't one. You smelt it the first time, why smell it again? As in, is that also a turn on too? Lol

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    7. Abeg no put my name for d list oo kabouy

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    8. ROTFL. Anon your comment made my night!

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    9. @ Kabuoy and her FBI glasses, Not me.

      When I was much younger, i used to pull out my facial hairs when i was stressed or irritated. This had the added benefit of not needing to shave my beards. Now, lets say i love my hairs.

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    10. So all the guys have marked denial attendance...lol Its sha still one of you...lol

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  3. Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaah! Prince Charming scratching butt and sniffing??? Hahahahahahah.. Kai! Morale Low!!!
    BRB

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  4. I don't think I have any fa. I even had to stop and think. My older sister sucks her thumb mostly when she's sleeping or she's bored.

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  5. Choi.... Thelma!! I was actually eating my eba and owho soup and reading lovingly and smiling until i started reading butt and nose... I yav dropped my food for u to com finish o.(side eyes..)

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    1. LOL. Unfortunately Eba is my WORSTEST foo. But guess what. I just read youre a dog lover too. Following the robbery incident I just got a Rottweiler, who's likely to have some German Shepard in her. And just an hour ago I told her we're adding eba to her diet tomorrow. So you see, your remains would have come in handy. LOL.

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    2. Hahaha... Rott n German Shepard, thats gonna be a beautiful cross breed o. Currently av a doberman and rotts bt noticed they dont produce gd mix. My experience with eba cutting, molding and rubbing in soup no be here o. All my dogs i've trained preffered eba n soup to pedigree and d likes. Think u are doing them a favor and waste money on pedigree, they'll jst sniff and go back to climb chair... "Like wen u ready na u go com chop dat tin urself" lol

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  6. I bite my nails all the time , infact i use my teeth to cut my nails, hence it's always rough.

    Whenever i come across an unpainted wall, i do have the urge to pour water on it and sniff and if someone is not watching, I do it. Sniffing a wet unpainted wall helps me clear my head. I also like the smell of water on dust. Bizarre right? I know!

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    1. Biting my nails for me is just so unstoppable... I can do it in Gen Buharis' front sef

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    2. Abi o! The thing dey sweet die! LOL

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  7. Errmmm...since I have no popcorn and liver, let me just answer *present* and wait for the next Post.

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    1. Memphis,I dey suspect u die,yy.I dey avoid d.post? Oya tell us,kabouy and sunshine,say urs too ohhh.

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    2. Lmao. Anyway let's do it the civilized way. ALL TTBV LADIES please step forward...

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    3. Memphis!!!!!!you ain't a complete gentleman named....oya spill.....TNHW

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    4. Memphis people like you, your nasty secrets are almost always unprintable! So go on with your "coded" self, it's ok, it might be too much for us to take anyways. LOL.

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    5. Lol,tnhw,no b my fault ohh but am trying to sto@ Thelma I concur,Memphis ur nasty secret might be unprintable like T said.

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  8. Me I used to like(still do... but I don't anymore) to swallow foam. I just like it's feel in my throat you know. Especially when I have to swallow consistently to push it down.... then I used to like to suck my thumb and play with my hair(i don't suck my thumb anymore ooo! I stopped in my Jss1... loool... agbaya like me).... but till date I still like to play with my hair.... chai! especially when i'm reading. I used to be on low cut.. chech me out during night class... natural coco waves on my head... everytin wie af takoko! lool!


    The very very nasty wan... hmmmn... one of maybel's nasty Lil secrets... or the both of them?!!!! o well.... you choose! It's either one of them or the both of them... so you choose which one you think this ah-may-zing Kabouy can do... hehe! (if I don't hype myself... who will?!_

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    1. Cheeeei! Kabuoy the kabuoy!!!

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    2. O baby!!!! Lmaooo! The tins I do ehn... me sef I can't explain them and that's about it sha. True true! Loool.

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    3. Kabuoy swallow foam??? I swallowed foam once, it's was because of extreme hunger. Before I went to QC when I was in FGGC Ipetumodu, I really suffered in that place mehn. And one night when I thought I might begin to eat my own flesh, I decided to try my mattress first. Suffice it to say I'm shocked you can actually do this for fun. It was the most difficult thing I've ever had to push down my throat. Thinking about it gives me shivers. You're strong o!

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    4. The weird tins we do ehn... lol! like I enjoy it!!!
      Even my parents don't know... I don't think my sisters do sef! lool. Smh for me.

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    5. I swallowed foam as well....what a good feeling on the throat.....

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    6. I swallowed foam as well....what a good feeling on the throat.....

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  9. Chewing eba..but stopped last year
    smelling my pussy.bcos I just love d smell.

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    1. Chai..... U just love d smell... Shoro niyen

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    2. LOL. Plenty to say but I'll stop at LOL.

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  10. when i was younger, we would always have lots of guests in our house. the moment they leave and my parents are still escorting them, i would rush to where the visitor was sitting and dig my face deep into the chair...lol.... the idea was that i wanted to get a strong whiff of the perfume that they used. I would breathe the perfume in to my satisfaction and then leave.
    But there were some seats I would dig my head into and be like "eww, what's that smell? why didn't they use perfume?"... lol... smh

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    1. OMG!! I haff die ooo! Hahahahahaaaaa! No way!!!

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    2. ROTFLMAO. Ada_Ugo that's just nasty. What if the person farted?

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  11. Always taking my phone whenever i need to use the toilet, yet I have no calls to make or receive oo!..it just keeps me company jareyy!...'sigh'

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  12. Maybel eyaff kill me....bae u are something else....
    Kabouy u use to eat foam ke?is ga Gan for u....
    Anywaiz me I can eat my nails for Africa..chai,I would even peel of the layers and the thing is sweet mehn...what do I do again.....hmmmmmm..I eat chalk too,maybe because it taste like soft sand.....TNHW

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    1. Yes!!!!!I still lick dusting powder... The very peppery ones....TNHW

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    2. TNHW! Dusting powder! Mo ro go!!! Lmaoo! And you're talking about my foam?!!!! Looool!

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    3. I eat chalk then(I haven't got access to it after school) and I also eat/chew my toothpick till it finishes... I can't stop the toothpick mehn. It just happens

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    4. Tnhw u wud not understand,d smell of the veejayjay just gives me satisfaction,God help me.

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  13. I chew my nails like bubblegum. And if I see a random nail somewhere, I pop it in my mouth if I'm sure it's mine.

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  14. Anyways I used to and still soak my bread inside my tea, as in everything soaked up in d cup, evn when its biscuits! Meal of life.LOL! I do it only in private now mehn

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  15. I don't know if this counts but I still swallow chewing gum. Everybody I know is scared for me but i've been doing it since I can remember

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  16. I use to pour Sardine inside Garri to drink....,,... I use to use body cream for my hair...,,.. I'm used to eating noodles like biscuit....... I also like licking my tongue

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    1. Sardine inside garri? What wouldn't I read this night? Dear me...

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    2. T tell us more of urs now,don't just read ours,dis.is cheating am.sureuu know.Lol

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  17. Father forgive me for I have so many secrets. I smell my panties.. it gives me life. I chew chalk n dust, I dig for gold in my nose, I take my phone to the toilet. I love d smell of my poo #coversfacenrunaway# pls don't judge me o. I am a good girl

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    1. Chei! And I'm here thinking mine is worst. Kai people of this world!

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    2. Lmao!!! Love the Smell of ur poo....

      Sorry winner, I had to laff at that! Now that's the shiit right there. Weir-to-da-motherfucking-do #greatstuff tonight... MORE!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. Smelling panties, chewing chalk, chewing nails and swallowing foam seem to be common in-house. My sis just ate my liver so my *eewwish* would be when I get some. And Thelma, have no fear. It is printable. Lol.

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    1. I dare u memphis! It aint printable, for obvious reasons!

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  19. Well, I love to peel the skin on my lips when it is dry and then it'll bleed and I'll peel some more.

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    1. This is sooo sunshine! Lmaoo! Anonymous kor?! Looool!

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    2. Abeg Dem use sunshine do u..... Nawa oo

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    3. Adeola!!! Fimile o! Yoou too call moonlight! I hold you? Loool! Dakun o!

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    4. Oh my God, Kabouy u didn't have to be so...*I dunno*

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    5. Uyi!!! You tooo?!!!! Be so what nah? Razz?! So speaking(typing) my native tongue is now razz abi?! Odiegwu!(I guess this means na wa o!)

      But what's with me and replying people this night sef! Maybe I don't just want you guys to feel ignored! Lmaooo!

      Had a very beautiful day and one silly okada guy had to make it all(almost) crappy and annoying. What a way to end the day... + my stew! :(

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    6. Hian, I mean revealing the anon(Ur sis)

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    7. Lmhao! That anon is not me o but i am so addicted to peeling my lips. Everybody has threatened fire and brimstone in my office...yimu. As far as I'm concerened, this isn't weird at all. My nasty little secretS are unprintable like Oga Memphis's own..lol

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  20. Hmmmmmm. I have none, but some of the secrets you guys have shared here are so ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  21. Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha let me laugh at all the comments before i share mine. Lol. i suck my tongue, i dip my finger in my pussy and lick it, i twist my nipples when i'm bored and alone, i put robb in my arse hole just when i feel like being wicked to myself. Lol. i'm running away.

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