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Surprise For The Mr.


Following the rantings of two dissatisfied husbands yesterday, this comes as a welcome 'surprise', pun intended. So read, enjoy, comment... Share your thoughts and tell me which one of you ladies would be taking notes from this for this long weekend...



Last week Friday I decided to surprise my husband. I had overheard some guys at my office talking about how boring their wives had become and I took a swift decision there and then that I would not be categorized as a member of the boring wives club.

It had been such a long time since I tapped into my adventurous side, but I was determined to blow my husband away with my bedroom skills. So, I set about planning my great adventure. I got back from work early and shipped the kids off to my mother-in-law’s place. On my way back, I stopped at the mart and quickly purchased the items I needed….. A large can of whipped cream and a pack of strawberries.

I was humming a happy tune by the time I turned the corner to my house. Thankfully my husband was not home yet, so I had time to prepare his favourite meal and set the table.

The Mr walks into the house an hour and a half later, tired and weary looking. He runs upstairs for a quick change and eagerly dives into his meal. After the 2nd spoonful he looks up and asks;

What up? How come you made my favorite food? Is it my birthday and i forgot?

I laugh and tell him not to be silly. Don’t I always give you treats?

Not in recent times… He responds with a straight face.

I side-step that comment, I will not be deterred by negative words.

Where are the kids? He asks

They are at your mum’s. I respond.

Oh ok. He says. He looks at me with a funny face but he’s too tired to dig deeper.

He finishes his meal and says he needs to take a quick nap. He gets into the shower and before i could say Jack Robinson he was out like a light.

But this isn’t a bad thing, as it’s all part of the plan……

I let him sleep for 2 hours, and then i change into my pre-selected outfit purchased from our little secret place and position my “tools” by the side of the bed.

I light some candles, plug in my iPod in and select my theme song.

All of a sudden a thought flashes through my mind, what if he’s not interested? What if he turns me down? I promise myself several avenging techniques if he does any of the above. I do the sign of the cross and start implementing my plan.

5 seconds in, my husband’s eyes fly open and the look in them is one I will forever remember. He seemed bewildered at the-same time ecstatic.

Should i stop? I ask

Nooooooooooooooo... he says in a barely audible tone

I laugh and carry on……

Next morning, tired from the night before I wake up to the sound of clangs and bangs. I rush downstairs only to find my husband trying to rustle up breakfast. He turns and gives me the biggest smile I have ever seen on him and says Baby be ready for my vengeance….



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Fantastic, eh? Thanks to MFA of Lifetitudes for allowing me share this. For similarly exciting and inspiring posts visit www.lifetitudes.com

Comments

  1. Hmmm, may God help me I think I'm too lazy for all this work that marriage obviously requires. I want to be in a long term loving relationship but marriage sounds like hardwork tbh. It's not a sin to stay single jor, I might just get pregnant and carry on with my life.

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  2. Lol at people making it seem like its easy to think about doing acrobatics after being at awake frim 4am to leave home at 6am to reach work for 8am, then you close at 6pm to reach home at 9pm to make food and then its naked acrobatics thats high on your list?

    Marriage brings many demands- and while its easy to say women neglect their husbands- is the greater picture condusive? Nope. I believe in making time and creating excitement for your spouse, but many people's realities dont allow them that luxury. Its worth trying though if you have a spouse that understands and appreciates your efforts like the man above.

    www.pynk360.com

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    1. I agree with u ma'm,not an easy thing one bit.

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    2. Madam Pynk, you just always hit the nail on the head. Very precise. Life and it's realities ain't easy mehn.

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  3. So much pressure on today's woman. Anyway, lesson learnt but why cut out the details now? I would love the steb-by-step action thriller......lol

    -F

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  4. Please 5 seconds into what? I need more details, what did she do for 5 secs that made his eyes fly open?!

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  5. Nice one. Wait for my vengeance part got me smiling...

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  6. Hmmmmm nawaoooo. Am scared of this thing called marriage. As in ehn dis kind sacrifice ontop wetin sef.

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  7. Nice read,at a point I was scared the lady would be rejected....phew!

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  8. Unrealistic. What if you can't get off work early ? What if you look like a whale due to childbirth? What if you can't afford strawberries ? Orange nko? What if you're fucking tired? What exactly does the man do to be exciting? They can't even make you Cum! Wtf?! Forgive the rant.

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  9. It's always on the woman to make or put in the extra effort.

    My next life, all thing being equal, I just might be a man. A very rich man.

    The demands on a woman is beyond belief.

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