Obviously if you're -18 don't bother clicking on the post. If you're not sexually active, you might want to skip or join in and take notes for the future. On the one hand I was thinking should I share this? On the other, I thought way too many people either cheat or are unhappy in their marriages/relationships because of this singular reason; he/she doesn't like oral sex. One thing I can tell you for free is that if you don't like oral sex but you do it to please your partner, you're bound to be terrible at it. Thus you should read this. Also, if you don't mind but feel your oral game is below par, you should read this too... If like me you're having a slow Monday morning with not much to do, you might also want to read this. LOL.
Oral sex is a sensitive topic; some people love it, some people just do it, and some people hate it. Whatever category you may fall in, here are a few of the worst things you can do during oral sex:
Rushing has to be one of the most blasphemy things you can do during oral sex. Asking “Did you cum yet?” in some irritated voice kills the mood instantly. Nothing is better than getting oral sex and being able to enjoy it for extended periods of time without any pressure. Pressure during sex is a straight turn off. Sex is suppose to be fun, especially oral.
Act Like You Don’t Want to Do It
If you don’t want to do it, then don’t. And if you still decide to do it, please don’t do so in a manner that your partner can tell. A complainer might be worse than a spitter. Nothing makes a woman dry or a man shrivel up faster, than wack and unenthusiastic head.
Try Too Many Techniques
Some people are overenthusiastic and switch up the techniques too much during oral. They change rhythm so much you never can really savor and enjoy what their doing. They don’t find something that works and stick to it. They do so many different things you can never truly vibe with them. Tell ’em to slow down and take your time- it’s not rocket science.
Be Completely Silent
Oral sex is the only time you should be talking with your mouth full. Oral sex is a mind game just as much as it’s technique, passion, and intuitiveness. Talk to your lover. Even muffled sentences can be the sh!t that takes your oral sex to the next level.
Guys, as you know by now, sometimes the real gems are found in the comment section, so I went into the comments and decided to share some.
-STOPPING!!!! Please don't start what you can't finish...lol
-I'm not big on head, and when i tell women that they take it as a challenge and overexert themselves like they're eating ice cream thru a straw
-"Try Too Many Techniques"
-Staying on the head itself too long, and just flat out being immature about it. It's apart of sex and the bottom line is, if you don't want to do it to your man someone else will, same goes the brothers too....unless she doesn't want it, if you don't do it, believe me she'll find someone, and he'll end up doing more than that too.
-Great list. My biggest turn off is being silent. If it's good, let me know! That's a turn on! We aren't in church, man, you better tell me something! LOL!
-As with all crafts, you just have to love it first and foremost. Everything else falls into place after that. I've experienced some of the best head of my life from women who (supposedly) had very limited experience. What they lacked in experience they made up for in enthusium. You know she loves her craft when she moaning through it like you in there giving her the strokes. Ladies, if you don't already, just try moaning while you in the act. See what happens.
What’s the worse thing someone has ever done while they gave you oral?
Who commits more of these oral sex crimes men or women?
The above gotten from Single Black Male
I can't agree more with that last comment!
To answer the second question I think women commit more of the oral sex crimes. Firstly because many women don't like it and are pressured into doing it, so it just ends up being crappy. Secondly, most women.... Err, I'll keep that to myself.
I must add that while oral sex can be an enjoyable, healthy part of adult relationships, it could also come with health risks. Several STDs can be passed on through oral sex. It's of utmost importance that anyone engaging in oral sex be very careful. Post on oral sex health risks coming soon.