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Worst Things You Can Do During Oral ...


Obviously if you're -18 don't bother clicking on the post. If you're not sexually active, you might want to skip or join in and take notes for the future. On the one hand I was thinking should I share this? On the other, I thought way too many people either cheat or are unhappy in their marriages/relationships because of this singular reason; he/she doesn't like oral sex. One thing I can tell you for free is that if you don't like oral sex but you do it to please your partner, you're bound to be terrible at it. Thus you should read this. Also, if you don't mind but feel your oral game is below par, you should read this too... If like me you're having a slow Monday morning with not much to do, you might also want to read this. LOL. 




Oral sex is a sensitive topic; some people love it, some people just do it, and some people hate it. Whatever category you may fall in, here are a few of the worst things you can do during oral sex:

Rush

Rushing has to be one of the most blasphemy things you can do during oral sex. Asking “Did you cum yet?” in some irritated voice kills the mood instantly. Nothing is better than getting oral sex and being able to enjoy it for extended periods of time without any pressure. Pressure during sex is a straight turn off. Sex is suppose to be fun, especially oral.


Act Like You Don’t Want to Do It

If you don’t want to do it, then don’t. And if you still decide to do it, please don’t do so in a manner that your partner can tell. A complainer might be worse than a spitter. Nothing makes a woman dry or a man shrivel up faster, than wack and unenthusiastic head.

Try Too Many Techniques

Some people are overenthusiastic and switch up the techniques too much during oral. They change rhythm so much you never can really savor and enjoy what their doing. They don’t find something that works and stick to it. They do so many different things you can never truly vibe with them. Tell ’em to slow down and take your time- it’s not rocket science.

Be Completely Silent

Oral sex is the only time you should be talking with your mouth full. Oral sex is a mind game just as much as it’s technique, passion, and intuitiveness. Talk to your lover. Even muffled sentences can be the sh!t that takes your oral sex to the next level.

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Guys, as you know by now, sometimes the real gems are found in the comment section, so I went into the comments and decided to share some. 

-STOPPING!!!! Please don't start what you can't finish...lol


-I'm not big on head, and when i tell women that they take it as a challenge and overexert themselves like they're eating ice cream thru a straw


-"Try Too Many Techniques"
You hit the nail on the head...pun intended.
Nothing worse than the self proclaimed 'expert pleasure giver' being all too eager to show off their skill by giving over the top (and oftentimes unnecessary) sexual performances that leave much to be desired. Great sexual stimulation is based on focused consistent stimulation with well timed variations. Not cheap parlor tricks that are all over the place. #ImproperTechniques

-1) Staring unblinkingly into the other's eyes. #ThatSh*tIsCreepy
2) Excessive use of saliva or excessive spitting <-- There is a fine line between erotic and gross. There are those that go waaay overboard with the saliva believing it is erotic. Nothing sexy about genitalia drenched in foamy... well you get the point.

-Staying on the head itself too long, and just flat out being immature about it. It's apart of sex and the bottom line is, if you don't want to do it to your man someone else will, same goes the brothers too....unless she doesn't want it, if you don't do it, believe me she'll find someone, and he'll end up doing more than that too.


-Great list. My biggest turn off is being silent. If it's good, let me know! That's a turn on! We aren't in church, man, you better tell me something! LOL!


-As with all crafts, you just have to love it first and foremost. Everything else falls into place after that. I've experienced some of the best head of my life from women who (supposedly) had very limited experience. What they lacked in experience they made up for in enthusium. You know she loves her craft when she moaning through it like you in there giving her the strokes. Ladies, if you don't already, just try moaning while you in the act. See what happens.


What’s the worse thing someone has ever done while they gave you oral? 

Who commits more of these oral sex crimes men or women?


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The above gotten from Single Black Male

I can't agree more with that last comment!

To answer the second question I think women commit more of the oral sex crimes. Firstly because many women don't like it and are pressured into doing it, so it just ends up being crappy. Secondly, most women.... Err, I'll keep that to myself. 

I must add that while oral sex can be an enjoyable, healthy part of adult relationships, it could also come with health risks. Several STDs can be passed on through oral sex. It's of utmost importance that anyone engaging in oral sex be very careful. Post on oral sex health risks coming soon. 

Comments

  1. Thelma I wish you had done a comprehensive post for men so that I can send to by boyfriend. I Wish he will stop giving me head because it will be better than the nonsense he's doing. I don't know how to tell him because I don't want to hurt his feelings.

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    1. Anon Darling telling him ain't a crime,it depends on yr approach, for instance if u feel his teeth is hurting ur clit, u could say something like,baby could u do it this way or I baby I enjoy better this way,just teach him because am sure u know what and wat u wud like him to do to mk u enjoy it, just tell him politely, u don't need to b scared cos u guys are lovers.

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  2. When your girl is always begging for it and says she can't get enough even after she just came, does that mean I'm doing it right? Cos you never know with ladies, they know how fragile the male ego is and sometimes might lie to boost it. I think that's more dangerous in the long run cos you might end up cheating, if he isn't doing it right, please tell him gently and with love not in a critical manner. It might bruise his ego at first but he'll work hard to learn if he loves you.
    Every time she tells me my tongue is better than any vibrator or sometimes it's like I have five tongues or I'm her headmaster.... it makes he happy to be able to take her to such heights cos I love doing the act because I love hearing her moan, my pleasure comes from her pleasure. But sometimes I wonder if her compliments are a bit exaggerated.
    Meanwhile it's not right when a lady uses her hand more than her mouth because she wants you to burst quick, most times it gets painful and unpleasant.
    Oh and that moaning thing during the act works like magic mehn!!!

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    1. Lol steele I don't think she is trying k boost ur ego,she is only telling u how she feels or feeling at that moment,that moment when a woman is receiving a head is when u actually get to hear at least 80% of how she feels. As for muahh the most nasty thing a guy has ever done during oral is spitting saliva inside of me,men I hate that shit, it irritates me and I think women commit most of the oral blunders because they aren't just cut for it and ain't ready to learn. But some chick can give a BJ for Africa mennn. I duff my hat for such chicks,don't know if am one of them shaaa.*sideeye*.

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  3. Ah Maybel thank you for the piece of info. I'll keep up the good work, hehe
    And you're right, some chicks sabi sha, they will even be begging you to allow them do it. That one used to scare me sometimes, like what's your plan?

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  4. People please using teeth during oral sex is a no no. It is wrong on all levels. Just stop it.

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  5. Lmaooo! Mo ro go ooo! This is a serious something ooo...

    Meanwhile Thelma... why did you start like that o... Nne you just succeeded in piquing my curiosity and I just had to read it ni! lool.
    Wasn't so bad or "explicit" nah... just scary! lol!

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  6. Hmmmmm, Where's Uyi & Memphis?
    I've heard from Steele....

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  7. Naah I don't think Memphsis would comment on this,Uyi maybe.....lol


    Na look me sha dey look....

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    1. Why won't Memphis comment? Oya Memphis come you must talk on this matter o!!!!

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    2. See problem o...when the Grand Masters and Mistresses have spoken?

      *sipping alomo*

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    3. Lmao, we still want to hear your take on the matter. Don't be shy

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    4. Hmm hmm...Steele. You guys have virtually summed it up naa. Lol. I'm just curious as to why some ladies (as you stated earlier) would pretend to be enjoying the action just to massage the egos of their men? That's a scary thought. May it not be my portion when the time comes.

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    5. @Quirky, hello?? I'm still a virgin. I don't even know why I read this post. Lol

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    6. Oh and btw, If I give a lady a Head I'm marrying her asap. Simple

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    7. Uyi, u?virgin uhhhhh?it means my granpa is a virgin too.

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    8. See as Memphis just side stepped the question. Oga gan. They did not sum anytin up, give ur own opinion...lol

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    9. Lmao @ Sunshine... I taya o. Meanwhile Memphis is wondering if they have been massaging his ego since, may it not be your portion bros.

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    10. LMAO, I sprinkle the blood of Jesus on this page

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  8. Fart!!!

    Or allow your partner give you oral when you recently did number 2 and didn't clean the back door properly.

    It's a big turn off if the head giver's olfactory senses are very strong

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  9. Orals? I'm just like Kabuoy whn it comes 2 dt. I am JJC to d brim. So I will pass.


    *side eyes*

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    1. Eesah has killed somebody,chaiiii this ur lie can wake a dead body up oh,infact u can lie for Africa*inkabouysvoice*

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    2. Lmaooo! Eesah nah! Mee JJC! Continue oooo!

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  10. *peek-a-boo*

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  11. I've never had actual intercourse but I had a BF who used to go down on me like everytime and i never returned the favour cos i hated it. I used my hand a couple of times but I was so terrible at it, eventually gave up. The one thing i disliked about the whole thing was he used to hurt my clit with his teeth sucking on it like that's the only thing down there, big turn off!

    Quick one, am i a virgin? I dont consider myself one tho but some might argue that since I've never had actual intercourse.....

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  12. Hmm, a lot of 'shildren' commenting on this topic. Hmmmmmm......tralalalalalalalaaaaa.

    Hmmm, let me read again....and learn more.

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  13. Worse thing a guy could do during oral is suck your nipple like his survival depended on it, and squeeze them boobs like oranges cammmaaaan.

    For ladies, give head without sheathing your teeth and squeezing too hard. That stuff is delicate gurl.

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    1. Em,how does he suck the nipples at the same time give head? He must be very talented...

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    2. Hahahahahahahaaa! Sasha bone!!!!!! *singing* I go always pray for you!

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