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Men, How To Take a Good PeePee Pic!

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Did I just make that a post title? Oh dear! Well I've got this online wing girl who sends me dating/relationship tips. She also caters to men too and sometimes sends me the mails meant for the lads. Most I just ignore, this one boggled my mind; is this where we are now? Is this what we're learning now; how to take good d*ck pics? Oh well, I thought I should share in case someone is interested. 



Hey, you may think this topic is crude or unladylike... BUT it's a needed conversation because more and more women are asking for them and I want you to be armed and ready. 

If it's too risque for you then DO NOT READ on!!! 

But if you want to be able to send a good Dic pic when a woman asks you for it, then read on...


Have I requested a dick pic from a guy? Yes. But I was dating the guy at the time and had been dating him for a while.

Have I heard of women requesting dick pics from guys? Absolutely and apparently it’s a huge phenomenon right now…. Which means if you’re going to send one, you better know how to send a good one!!

So here are my Top Tips For Taking A Good Dick Pick

  • Don’t take a picture of limp dick. Funny but not attractive.
  • Make sure your pants are off. No one wants a dick pic of you just sticking your phone down your pants to take a pic.
  • Try not to take a pic of it in the mirror. Sometimes there’s a glare and the picture quality doesn’t seem as good.
  • Laying down and taking a dick pic selfie with your face in the background winking or giving a sexy smirk—always a good choice.
  • Holding your dick while taking the pic—kind of hot.
  • Give your lady the full show, not just the tip in your dick pic (though if you do that, add a joke about barely “sticking the tip in”)

Having said all of that, beyond the single girls you just met or just started chatting with, women who you are dating might have a different reason for requesting the dick pick.

When I was dating my ex, I began to notice that he liked requesting nude pictures of me or pictures of different parts of my body.

Eventually, I began asking him to send pictures of his dick, however, it may not be for the reason you may think.

For me, a picture of a guy’s private parts doesn’t do a lot for me in terms of “turning me on.” I’m more of a “home-movie” type of girl. Having said that, I realized the importance of asking the guy that I liked and loved for a picture of his dick. It made him more confident.

I could tell that every time I asked for a picture of it, he would puff up just a little bit more and felt really confident in his sexiness. I know that he was insecure about certain parts of his physicality but it seemed like complimenting his dick with a request for a picture of it made him feel sexier and less insecure about his other body parts. So I continued asking for them, for him and for us.

Now maybe you know that you’re insecure about that part of your body. It’s a legitimate insecurity. Maybe you’re shy or scared to send a pic. What if she doesn’t like it? Don’t worry, because girls aren’t as worried about what your dick looks like so much as what it can do.

Truly!

Just like women are insecure about our boobs…you don’t care that they are small or big, you just want to hold them! Same with dicks. So breathe, remind yourself that you are two mature adults, and feel confident (or pretend to until you actually feel confident) and then send the pic.

Eventually, I noticed that in some ways asking for dick pics from my ex made certain parts of our relationship better too. He was more confident so sex got better. (Another reason you shouldn’t feel shy to send the pic). It also brought thrill and excitement to a long-term relationship. (Reason number 3). And since we didn’t live in the same city all the time, it allowed us to see those parts that we yearned for.

Now, it may be disappointing to hear that I didn’t “get off” on his dick pics like my ex may have gotten off on nude pictures of me, but I think there is something more important to focus on here.

If a girl asks for a dick pic from you, whether she be a girl you are dating, then understand that she might really like you. Her reasons may not be the same as my reasons but a woman won’t ask for something like that if she doesn’t care about you in some way. That “care” may be in the terms of love or intense “like” or it may be in the terms of foreplay, building up the intensity between you before the two of you tumble in bed.

Maybe she’s trying to build up your confidence or maybe she loves the sexiness and thrill of asking for dick pics, but whatever is the reason, enjoy it! And send those pics of your dick. Not only will she enjoy them in her own way, but you will enjoy sending those pics! Why? Because you will feel pretty good about yourself when she gives you compliments.


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Err, ok... Do women actually ask for d*ck pics anyways? I really don't think so, but what do I know...

Comments

  1. Bunch of hogwash! Of all my body parts, I'd have to send you a picture of my D to express my love 4 ya or 2 strenthen our bond?

    And T, don't act like you don't kno that lots of the girls of our time are in d habit of requesting for Diqq pics just like d guys request for nudes 4rm them. Infact gone are those days whn women aren't turned on by what they see, now na them watch porn pass, request 4 nudes and wank pass. I know too many girls that won't even date u unless they see your D in picture or live and direct.

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    1. Why would you think she's pretending?

      I honestly did not know ladies actually ask to see "u know what"... and you even took it a notch higher to say they masturbate when they look at it. the expert is even saying they ask for it to boost you people's self esteem abi confidence ashey she's a learner too.
      + this post made me laugh sha... I mean.. if you put in this much work in discovering your purpose or in something you believe in, you'll definitely reap the fruits. but no! how to take the perfect peepee photo is more important. Lool
      Anyway, what do I know.. the L sign board i'm carrying is very big.

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    2. Nah, not pretense, she might be kidding

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  2. Interesting...I go away with more knowledge than I came with. Greetings!

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  3. Nothing when I no go read for this life. Let her keep making justification for sending nudes na she sabi.

    Who nude pictures don help bikonu!

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  4. Loool, seriously? And the article is now long sef

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  5. Lol... interesting post.

    ckjacob.blogspot.com

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  6. Anonymous Rider!9:51 am, August 19, 2015

    Lol,
    This can only make sense to you If you've been in a long distance marriage.
    Let me end there.

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  7. Ill start sending pics of my dick freely to anybody that asks. She said it will help my confidence + the dick is just another body part like my arm. No big deal.

    Peace

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