People, just when I thought I was done posting for the day, my friend calls and tells me the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a minute.
So she just found out that the boo got frisky with someone else and she confronted him. Guess what he said; as a man, I woke up with a hard on and you were not in town. You know I had a very important presentation that morning and I knew that if I didn't relieve myself, I would fumble, so I called her. I only did it because of my career and our future.
Choi! Please come and help me hear what I just heard. Say what now?
Men, FEAR GOD!
Well that's not my story to tell so im'ma move on. Most of us that have been in relationships have been cheated on at least once (if you've never been cheated on then you're a luckier person than I am). Men say a lot of things when they're caught but I'll tell you 3 that have been told to me.
1. It was just sex.
2. Ehn, even though there are others, you're my main girlfriend.
3. I'm not gay nau!
Haha! LOL. Ladies, what have you been told when you caught him/them? Men what lies have you told when you were caught?