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Things Men Say. #CaughtCheating.




People, just when I thought I was done posting for the day, my friend calls and tells me the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a minute. 

So she just found out that the boo got frisky with someone else and she confronted him. Guess what he said; as a man, I woke up with a hard on and you were not in town. You know I had a very important presentation that morning and I knew that if I didn't relieve myself, I would fumble, so I called her. I only did it because of my career and our future. 

Choi! Please come and help me hear what I just heard. Say what now? 

Men, FEAR GOD!

Well that's not my story to tell so im'ma move on. Most of us that have been in relationships have been cheated on at least once (if you've never been cheated on then you're a luckier person than I am). Men say a lot of things when they're caught but I'll tell you 3 that have been told to me. 

Here goes!

1. It was just sex. 
2. Ehn, even though there are others, you're my main girlfriend. 
3. I'm not gay nau!


Haha! LOL. Ladies, what have you been told when you caught him/them? Men what lies have you told when you were caught?

Spill!!!


Comments

  1. Men are the biggest liars ever. They cheat all the time. it us only the few good ones who has the fear of God that can be faithful. It is well... women are trying.

    ckjacob.blogspot.com for suspense stories

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  2. Choii,so this one would stand up now,open his mouth and say he is a man,mscheew,such an animalistic behaviour!

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  3. Let me add...4.Baby,it was the devils doing!
    5.It was a mistake!
    Lmao!! What most men say in Nigerian movies,

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    1. "It was a mistake" takes d crown. We always trip and fall in2 another woman's fanny mistakenly.

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  4. I thought twas/tis natural to wake up with a "boner".... Lool! Okay o!

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    1. Well, that's your 'boner' telling you its hungry. Lol!

      So you know now what a man passes through just to resist the temptation. Its not easy cos everyday it's hungry, whether or not it has 'eaten' fully the night before, it's still hungry this morning. *sigh

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    2. Uyi, Uyi, Uyi, how many times did I call u?

      Is this how hungry ur "boner" gets?

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    3. Lmaooooo!!!! Uyi Pele ehn... Pele! loool!

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  5. Really? This is incredulous! That's like the stupidest excuse in the book. So flippant! In fact, to give any girl such an excuse is disrespectful! How stupid do you think she is that you will think that this nonsense will fly. Like, if you're going to lie, be intelligent about it, put your back into it.

    I've never caught a bf cheating(that's probably because I haven't had enough..lol) but if you give me this mumu excuse, na bite I go bite you. Yeye!

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  6. "It's not what you think" is quite popular. So if it's not what I think (cheating) what is it? J

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  7. "I didn't sleep with her, it was just the tip"

    "I didn't sleep with her. I only entered but didn't move"

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  8. Some men can fall hand sha. For men and women its stupid to give excuses when your partner has caught you cheating. The first words out of your mouth should be 'Im sorry"

    @Thelma The guy that said "Im not gay nau" to you is a real gangster nigga. lol. What kinda talk is that?

    Peace.

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  9. So he just had her number on standby in case of an "emergency". The things I come across in this life!

    I haven't caught any bf cheating (technically). Caught my ex trying to do so,and all I got was " it was my friend that was interested in her, was only trying to help him clear the path" and when he saw I wasn't buying that (I had chats as evidence), he switched to "it was a stupid mistake, that was meant to be for a little fun". Needless to say, I paved the way for any other girl that could tolerate being indirectly called stupid. Abasha Iranu (finally I get to use that)!

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    1. lmaooooool!!!! Iranuuu abashaaa! lmaoooo! Buby oooo!!!!!!

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  10. The one I heard 4 years ago: you tempted meby bringing her to my house.

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  11. The one I heard 4 years ago: you tempted meby bringing her to my house.

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    1. L.O.L What wouldn't we hear? They'll even blame you for making them cheat...

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    2. Ouch!!! This is the height of cowardice...

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  12. Everyday I hear about men cheating like women don't.

    Please can you and other ladies tell us what you people do say whwn you cheat, what I got was a blank cold stare, not even the courtesy of an excuse offered, and there was I trying to be faithful.

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    1. I'm sorry about your experience. Women do cheat but rarely get caught. I can understand "a blank cold stare" because really we think nothing we say can justify what we did.

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    2. Honey, I've created on three occasions but errr, let's just say that I've convinced myself it didn't even happen so no third party knows.
      And I'm ready to deny anyone who says I got with them in the past that I never brought up to the hubstar.

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