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the one about the stolen wedding gown

the one with a weird name





Pictures courtesy of www.zikoko.com


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Confess, you've gone to one of these churches or somewhere similar. Who took you there? What were you looking for? Was your situation really that bad?????? Hahaha.  

Wetin I do you, Na you dey do me? You go die ooh--Abi you wan crays? ROFTL this killed me.

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  1. T! Where did you get all these pictures abeg? I don laugh tire!

    I've never been to any of these churches o, ah! What will I be looking for there?
    Wheww! I had a good laugh this morning!

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  2. Buhahaha . Its hilarious but sad, Nigerians looking for miracles since 1800

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  3. Lmao..i can't see myself attending any of these churches mbok!!!

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  4. That Winners poster is disappointing, I don't expect such from a church like Winners Chapel

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  5. LMAO! My Garri don done?! Really?

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  6. Hahahahhhah T haf kill me this morning. Jezzz what is this world turning to biko? See how men are hustling for miracle left right and center. '' I must marry by force lol. Single ladies don suffer sha.
    What in God's name will i be looking for in these native doctors gathering ; all in the name of miracle God forbid.

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  7. Rotfl!!! What I'm wondering is, aren't they ashamed? The names/ themes are totally ridiculous!

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  8. Hahaha,wth...???

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  9. What wld u do if u see ur Chyker or bf or husband or relative or husband to someone you knw on one of them posters?

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  10. Thelma I see you were inspired. Lol.

    www.pynk360.com

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    1. I would've preferred she acknowledged the inspiration from you
      Sideeye#

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  11. I find it hard to believe these are real.

    -F

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  12. Goodness, women have really suffered, "who stole my wedding gown"

    I hv seen a post somewhere, where ladies were asked to wear wedding gowns to church.

    I found that very cray cray. These so called pastors can take advantage sha.

    When I saw this, I started weeping "Wetin I do you, Na you dey do me? You go die ooh--Abi you wan crays?

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  13. Wetin person no go read....Lmao

    Very hilarious themes and those pastors holding cutlass,what were they thinking.

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  14. All the hot girls are going to Dr fireman's church? Huh! Huh! Huh! Never been to any of those programs sha

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