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Are You a H**?




So scrolling through Instagram earlier today I saw the cover for Cherry Bomb's new book Are You a Hoe? And she gives tips on how to find out if you're a hoe. I find this oh so amusing and I'm curious, who among you is a hoe? 

So have you read through? Does any of this apply to you? One, two, three, four or more perhaps? Be honest, don't be shy, tell us, and tell us which!

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  1. #3 and #8 have (major) issues. "Friend" and "Club"? Really? Anyway, we sha thank GOD...

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    1. Thank God for what? Lmaoo!

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    2. Lol. Kabuoy what can I say? For everything.

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  2. Most of us have been guilty of at least one of this, Are we all hoes? Guilty of number 2.

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    1. I think that's what it means, almost everyone has their hoe side, but not everyone lets it come out.

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    2. loool. Give us more gist. Where is the other person now? Did it lead to any sensible relationship?

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    4. Anon,abeg speak for yourself.

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  3. I know someone who actually did number 1 to 5 and I dated her. I found out after we'd broken up.

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    1. Damn dawg. I hope you wore a rubber all through the relationship.

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    2. Hmmm... I can't answer that question

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    3. Lmaooo @ Kon! Yeah Steele! Hope you did! You better come and answer the question! Lmaoooo!

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  4. Abeg what kind of list is this one?

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  5. no 9 is every nigerian wife o. they're never sure of the father of their first child.

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    2. Lol nawa from u o! Are u 4 real?

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    4. Speak for us self and the people u know not for the general population please

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    5. Every nigerian wife ke?! Haba?!

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    6. Lmao @ na wa FROM you o

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    7. Every Nigerian wife?I hope it includes all the women in your lineage.

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    8. Lmaoooo! Dika!!! Nwanem calm down oooo! Loooool! You have vex finish!

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    9. Kabuoy,dont mind me joor..This anon just vex me.

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    1. Pls go ahead and cast the 1st stone.

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    2. pls @Bloggitup free the babe,shes responding to the post,let ur guilty conscience judge you.

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    3. pls @ Bloggitup free the babe,shes only responding to the post,let ur conscience judge you. llllooonnnngggggg hissssssssssssss

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    4. Oh pls shut up Anonymous! I wasn't Judging Iyanuoluwa rather I was commending her. Busybody,keep hissing till you....... *don't lemme unleash something on you!!!

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    5. So much for communication,hisssssssssssssssssssss

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  7. If ur a woman with thhe sexual moralities of a man,u both are ho's!

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    1. Kabuoy I saw it.... Don't even think about being shy now! He he he.

      And I don't even think if the offer is right in front of you, you will go.

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    2. What?! Uyi? You say Wetin? Lmaooo! I don't know what you're talking about! Somebody cannot even quickly delete a comment on this blog! Looool!

      You're probably right... lool! so annoying!

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  12. Well Thelma that likes to talk about herself. Tell us the one ur guilty of. U see this one and u no talk again Abi?

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  13. Thelma tell us the one ur guilty of.

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    1. Lol @ I like to talk about myself. Actually I don't, maybe I just think it's more polite than talking about other people.

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    2. I want to know ooooo. Which one?

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  14. 1,3 & 6.
    25 sexual partners so far and counting till marriage in Dec. Hey I love sex and was well protected.
    Still proud of myself.

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    1. 'So far and counting, until marriage in December'. My dear if you're saying what I think you're saying then please continue to stay very protected so you don't add #9 to your list.

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    2. Heyo fellow H**!!!!! You proud and still go anonymous? Be proud to the fullest baby.
      Ama classic hoe, that's why you ain't ever gonna see my characteristics up there. 1-9 is soooo old school. Awa lenu gaan. Catch me if you can.LOL

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    4. Bloggitup is my kinda h**. Classic all day!

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    5. Lwkmd!!!... Cray fellows like Bloggitup be making life less hard biko.

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    6. I proud of you for being proud of yourself. Continue to keep yourself anonymous. lol

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    7. Hollup hollup lolz..At least with my 25 I never got pregnant therefore no abortion or postinor2 ever and Iv neva had any diseases or infection. I'm squeaky clean and proud of myself.

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  15. Na was oh... Hoes everywhere!
    What can I say?

    Anyways, the Lord is good.

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    2. Lmaooo! Uyi and Memphis... you guys should gerrarahia!

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  16. All the man hoes in thé building say 'Aye'. A lot of men are hoes more than women, just that female 'hoeism' is mostly for money and favours (though guys are beginning to venture into it too). So it's easier to catch a female hoe than a male hoe, if a young guy starts looking good and has money despite his poor background they say he's 'hustling' but if it's a girl she's definitely a 'runz girl'. There are bigger issues in this world than trying to decipher the mileage on a girl's p*ssy please. No be for my mouth una go hear say Beyoncé n'a Urhobo girl.
    Kratos

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  17. The last time I checked, a hoe is a farming Equipment, I can't be a hoe.

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    1. Orie o fokasibe!! (your head is dere)

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    3. Tell them ooo! Loooool!

      *in F's voice* hoe ko? Cutlass ni! Lmaooo!

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    2. Kon why are you excited by the proud hoes?

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    3. Kisses... Proud of ya

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  19. Rotfl @blink

    Indeed I am not a hoe,a tractor perphaps,that is more mechanized.....lols

    Like seriously in this age and time,pple still do hoes?

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  20. Hoe! hoe!! hoe!!! says father Christmas, we are all hoes. father Christmas cannot be wrong LMAO .J

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    2. Everyone on TTB is truly crazy. Lmao.

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    4. Memphis oo.....lmro, lwkmd. I am not crazy.

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    5. ehn! Memphis, me I'm not crazy o. Very sane tank you fery mush

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    6. Rotfl! Mo ro go!!! Memphis! I have to agree with you!

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  22. Hoe ko, cutlass ni?

    -F

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