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Swap Or Keep?

Hey fellas! I'm still in the south south where the rains don't stop! As in, the rain is so random, it doesn't give any warning, one minute the sun could be shining and next thing you know your ceiling is threatening to cave in under the weight of the rain. In fact the rain early this morning was so heavy that I called the airline to reschedule my flight. The second I ended the call, I looked outside and saw blazing sun. Aaarghhh!

It's all good though. 

So during lunch today we got to talk about something random that could actually happen and I'd love to know what you think.  

You just found out that your most precious gift from God; your amazing four year old child, was mistakenly swapped at birth and isn't yours. You have a chance to keep the child, or return and get your biological child back. What do you do?

Meanwhile I met some really really short guy. Short, as in smallll. And you know me, tall as in big. LOL. He's funny and makes me laugh a lot (over the phone), but it seems like this laughter will continue to be over the phone because when I think about walking side by side with him, my eyes smart, literally. I can't even imagine it, kinda like walking with my little nephew or something. Would you blame me for shutting this down?
Meanwhile why do very 'vertically challenged' men like big women? I dont gerrit!


  1. I'm not sure what I'd do. But I know I'd definitely seek contact with my biological child.

    Short/ small guys usually like big women, as if they're trying to prove something! Lol

    1. Lmaoo @ prove something!

      Biko where is blink... I miss her jor! my kind regards!

    2. Hi Kabuoy, I'll send your regards to her. Thank you.

  2. Short guys like big women. Thelma am also going through that shit right now. Am big but then dis shortie of a guy is dying for me. Abeg o I can't deal. Too short biko plus he's not sharp at all

    1. hmmn... poor guy. I surmise he would have had a chance if he was tall, but not sharp at all. ah well!

    2. lol @ not sharp. Game over for him then

  3. I think I will like to have my biological child back, even though it will be a little difficult to let go of the other one.

    Yes o, it is a way of making up for what they lack. Same way thin guys love fat women. lol

  4. Why do big women dislike small men? I don't gerrit. Samething.

    Does it make sense for a small man to be with a small man. Don't u pity for his offsprings?

  5. I would like to have my biological child back no matter what it takes, as for the short men liking big women, that's just the irony of life I guess.

  6. I'll have my biological child back thank you very much. Within a short while the child will be my precious gift from God. I'll deffo keep in touch with the other child for as long as his/her parents allow.

  7. 'Ll def want to find my biological child and be in his/her life but 'm not giving back my amazing 4yr old.

    1. You must be joking about not giving back the other child.

    2. See the way she even said she is not giving back the other child as if its a choice. Airhead.

    3. Dear anons u obviously misunderstood. U'll realize i said 'll love to be in my child's life cos if he/she is with a great family that loves the child so much, trust me it wont be an easy task giving back the child same applies vice versa.

      Will work out a way for both families to be in the child's life unless the child is in a bad situation /environment. The child 've loved and trained if i dont locate the parents, heck yeah 'll raise the child. So either ways both kids are in my life.

  8. I would want my child but am not sure if I will let go of d 4 year old. It will b so difficult.

    D smart vertically challenged guys go after tall girls cos they don't want their children being vertically challenged like them.

  9. Vertically challenged??? Hahahahahahhaha! Nawa!

  10. It's not that easy to give up a child you took care of from birth, you changed her diapers, watched her crawl and then walk for the first time, the first word she said was when she called you daddy, you took her to school on her first day and she cried because she couldn't stand the thought of being without you... And to top it she's now an amazing kid with a bright future. If there's anyway to get my biological child and adopt her then I will work towards that.

    As for the short man syndrome, short people always feel they have something to prove, that's why they are stubborn. That same characteristic also affects the women they decide to go after.

  11. Lol...and you think the other parent won't want theirs back?

    I pray it doesn't happen to me but if it does I would want my child back. It would be hard letting to go of the other though but will make sure I keep in touch.

    I guess some short people like tall

  12. A lot of dumb ass comments here. Those saying they won't give up the child must really b dullards. So u want to get ur biological child and still keep the other and you think the child's parents will wish u goodluck on that? Na wa oooo. Guys abeg talk like ppl that are educated abeg.

  13. Good morning T, please don't blame the shortie, he only wants to better his genes, give his children a better chance in the 'vertical dept'. Have mercy on the poor dear.
    Meanwyl, the Anon calling pple airheads, kindly give your opinion and keep walking, no one is fighting with you. Life isn't that hard...Much love, SBHM...

  14. This is a child i av nutured from day one,fed,cared 4 n also loved.I wud never give up d child.I wouldn't like my child to go thru any psychological trauma,bin dat d people whom he had come to know as his parents r not his wud be 2 much on d child.I wud rather be wif my child n also as long as my biological child is loved wherever she/he is,den its all good.I would nt want my biological child back.I pray I never dis never happens to me.

  15. I'll definitely swap. I want my biological child and would readily give the other child back to his/her biological parent hard as it might be.

    As for short guys wanting huge babes, doesn't same apply to short ladies? I wouldn't blame them, it's only prudent to want to improve the chances of having children with average height while having a spouse who complements their stature.


  16. Short guys like tall ladies, tall guys like tall ladies, who likes the short ladies :(

    I honestly dont know what I'll do if i find out my baby was switched after 4 yrs... I read a similar story on Linda's blog today and I shuddered. The mother was very distraught and the separation was just for 3 months, I can imagine if she fiund out after 4yrs like this story depicts. Olorun maje ki nkan buruku sele si wa..

  17. I love petite females. They are the best.


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