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What We Wouldn't Do To Keep Our Men!





Sometime in my mid twenties someone made me an indecent proposal. Back then I'd thought I was pretty experienced, or exposed, still it hadn't prepared me for what I was about to hear. Being a giving or generous person means you often get asked for favours (and at a time when I didn't really have any financial intelligence I gave gave gave, as the requests seemed never to stop!). Yet this favour was of a different nature. In fact if I obliged, I would be receiving this time, not giving, and receiving quite a lot!

The favour?

Oh well, after spending a lot of time thinking and praying about it, she decided it was something she would have to do to keep her husband happy. He wanted a threesome, she would give him a threesome. And for reasons beyond my own comprehension (I'd like to think it's because I'm known to be a very loyal and discreet friend. I hope that's it oh! LOL), she thought I might be a good candidate for this task. 

You know, when I think back to that day I don't remember my shock, I don't how I gently said No, I don't remember thinking about what she'd offer in return.. I remember the pain, frustration and desolation in her eyes. I always imagine how many tears had been shed before she finally gave in, how many fights had been fought before she conceded. Because you see, that act in itself was an act of defeat. The resignation; the thing I must do to please my husband...

Doesn't it make your skin crawl, getting in bed with a married couple? But I think what's even more unthinkable is sharing my marital bed with some random third party. Ever since then I've prayed to God for a husband with very traditional sexual tastes. 

Over the years I've come to learn that wives often go above and beyond to please/keep their husbands. Here's something a blog reader sent to me this morning, he said he saw it on Twitter. Please be warned that it contains some explicit content and adult language. 


 

Hia @ is there anybody going through this? I was like Nne this your cross is one of a kind, very unique...

Ladies and gentlemen please share your thoughts on the above, if you have any. But I've got a question of my own; does giving in to all your man's sexual demands, both the orthodox and the unorthodox alike, really keep him from doing the 'dirty' with someone outside? Most of us say it doesn't, so why then do wives continue to bend over backwards? 
    Men please weigh in, does her catering to all your sexual fantasies, fetishes and desires keep you faithful? Do tell. 

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  1. BLOOD OF JESUS! I never hear this one before oo

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  2. O boy! things dey happen for this world o

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  3. I'm trying to take this serious but it's really funny LMAO, *wifey goes outside to look for a random girl* very funny with a feel of diabolism... so I take this opportunity to pray that such men shall not see my sister, friends, and all the good ladies out there.

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  4. I went to a church today and the pastor said I need to bath in the river to have my own man and that the two boyfriends I have won't marry me

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    1. Uhhhhh anon darling pls don't even try it,most of this river bathing does a lot of harm to one's destiny, my love go on ur knees with fasting if u wish and talk to God for days about ur marital life,hand the issue over to God, play ur path by living ur life the way he wants(God) and watch things turn around for u,but river bathing?nahhhh I don't support biko.

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    2. Wo ni toju ba ri bi... gbogbo ara loogun eee! Run like your life depends on it! Don't even look back! Then go and seek God's opinion... not your Pastor's.

      Btw... why do you have 2 boyfriends? Anyway... you don't have to answer that... just don't go back!

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  5. Blood of God, in as much as I love to be licked I would never give in to doing this everyday because it weakens the clit itself,ohhhj I can't begin to imagine what she is going through, are u for real? Anyways she caused it,why in the world will she accept to that in the first place?jeez if she had rejected such stupid offer from the onset, all this trauma wouldn't be happening to her. Nothing wey person no go see,men and their stupid fetish. Uhhhhh,am.practically in shock.

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  6. Omo, even me we dey craze, I should Jesus as I see this one. Choi. Fetishes

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  7. Lol, it's from SDK's blog, u needed to have read the comments for that post! One had me amused. On about the dude eating his poop for lunch with chilled coke.
    Well when a passion becomes an uncontrollable obsession, u gats join an Anonymous group...

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  8. "...suck and sleep."

    Lmao!!! Psychos errwhere...

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  9. The man is an ogbanje,wizard,demon and a ritualist. Which kain smelling fetish be that one . The man don suck sotey punani sef don turn to rubber.

    but will her husband kill her if she is refuses?why do we condone such rubbish in relationships and marriage? She even said she is tired.I doubt it,cos she knows exactly what to do except she is a member of the cult sha,cos this is way beyond fetish.

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  10. So the guy has been sucking pussy all his life to sleep abi? Nonsense. why should the lady be the one going out to find him the p to suck, he is the vampire he should go look for his prey.

    Why do women do stupid things all in the name of keeping a man. Is that one a man abi animal. @ the threesome woman I tire o, if i'm so desperate to keep the guy, i'll let him go outside and have his threesome but I will not participate in that degrading humiliating act. I'm pissed right now. Low self esteem killing people. J

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  11. So how was he now sleeping when he was younger, during the pre-pussy era of his life.
    They're not serious joor, sleep never catch am. Sounds made up.
    If he needs to sleep, I have 2 episodes of Empire to play for him ..hehe.

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    2. So Hope N, you now use the word pussy recklessly. Wow!

      Wat do you know about pussy not to talk of pre-pussy? This is funny

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    3. LOL @punintended, abi o... give the guy bromazepam two 3mg tablets ... mek I hear say e no sedate the he'll outta him

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    4. No Anon I'm not using it recklessly, I just repeated what punintended wrote /said.
      I don't even know anything about pussy sef. No vex.

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    5. Is it only me that is seeing what pun intended is trying say about our beloved empire! Oga ade! I am watching you! Lool be kiaful!

      Where have you been tho! How hustle et al? Don't be a stranger... :)


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    6. @ Kene: You sure say injection no go better pass. Abeg, tablet fit delay small. LOLLLz

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    7. Hope N, u get time,why u explaining, if u know about pussy is it wrong?no be the same pussy u get? U owe no one an explanation biko cos it's ur life.

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  12. So how was he now sleeping when he was younger, during the pre-pussy era of his life.
    They're not serious joor, sleep never catch am. Sounds made up.
    If he needs to sleep, I have 2 episodes of Empire to play for him ..hehe

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  13. Tufiakwa! Chineke ekwela ihe ojo! I saw that story above on SDK'S in-house news this morning and I was dazed. Things women do to keep their men!? Some of them is well out of proportion.

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  14. D man is obviously a cultist!!! Take it or leave it.

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  15. I know this is serious but, ''Nne this your cross is one of a kind'' got me in stitches. On of a kind indeed! I've heard of very mundane stuff women do to keep their marriages but this one no be for here.
    That prayer about men with traditional sexual taste is very important o. I can not come and be bending like crayfish in the name of pleasing my man.

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  16. When u don't respect yourself people will disrespect you. That's the simple case of what is going on above if its true. It was sent to SDK.

    www.pynk360.com

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  17. This is a different kind of obsession! What the heck?

    -F

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  18. Abi o @kabuoy, see everyone politely ignoring my desperate attempt at troublemaking.
    Anyway, I've been fine... Just got an awesome job.. God's been good. thanks for asking

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    1. Awwww.... that's wonderful! I'm truly happy for you! Typical male fashion... we had to ask first! Looool!
      Congratulations! This would be a stepping stone to greater and more awesome heights!
      You wie wash it for us ooo! *hugs*

      Kabuoy.

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  19. Congrats punintended,i am very happy for you.

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  20. Did you say(or type)"after she prayed about it?" threesome kwa? Odi egwu!

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  21. Did you say (or type) "after she prayed about it?" abeg what was the answer? threesome? Odikwa egwu.

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