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Hey! You know those days that just whip you out of shape? Take a lot from you, physically and psychologically? Today was one of those days.

So I just settled into bed and called a friend to chitchat. "what are you doing?" Immediately follows my "hello" when I'm on the phone with a loved one. His immediate response, a shrill  "waiting for you to post!".

All day I'd tried to steal time to post but it wasn't werking so I gave up. Now he says this and I'm  wondering who else has logged into the blog today and met no new post? 

So here I am, still with absolutely nothing to post! LOL.

But maybe you should be the one to tell me, three things, that probably happened to you this year. Two truths and one lie. And we get to guess the lie.

I think I'd like to partake in this too so I'll start.

1. After several months of should I should I not, I finally made the decision to date my ex's friend. 

2. For thirty one nights in a row (one month), I kept having dreams about one person. 

3. I got fed up with insubordination and abruptly quit a job one afternoon, packed up my things and walked out. 



Hehe. So while you tell me the lie, feel free to make us play the guessing game too. Tell us two truths and a lie and we guess which is a lie. Hey, come back later and tell us if we're right or wrong too. 


Let's go!

Comments

  1. Thelma your #1 is a FAT lie.

    1) I ended a 5 year old friendship after a heated debate on Buhari.
    2) I've been to 6 States in Nigeria this year.
    3) I got sideburns.

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    1. Abeg how heated was that debate that you ended a friend's?

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    2. Steele give your answer, no *wayo* questions. lol.

      Thelma who's #3? Yours or mine?

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    3. Hahahahaha! O My! Ending a 5year shii cos of Buhari??? Now dats quite funny cos I keep imaginig how 'hot' d arguement heated up to.

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    4. I think Thelma's #1 is the lie too.

      Bia Memphis, which one is sideburns biko? Is it that stuff that guys have on their cheeks or back of their head? If yes, that one ad better be d lie cos in my head, you're a "fine boy no pimple" *in whiz kid's voice* lol.. but that #1 tho, is that even possible?

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    5. Hmm.... 2 & 3 seem more plausible and 1seems unlikely but for you to speak about sideburns at all then I'll say you wish you had sideburns so I'll go with 3, 3 is a lie

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    6. Lol. Everyone is wrong.

      @Sunshine, sideburn is *bear bear* not bumps, and I have bear bear at the sides. Lol.

      #1 is the lie. Like I would end a friendship because of a debate on a politician? Really? Lmao.

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    7. At ur #1 *coughs*

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    8. Yimu joor! So you couldnt just write bear bear abi? Be speaking oyinbo..

      But me I dont like this one o, so I've not found Wale, I go come dey find Memphis. Now every guy that remotely spots a beard by d side now and is on his phone whether its super sport or google, i wee be tinking its Memphis... this my mind sef. Sha tell me u dont enter bus... lol

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    9. Lmao @Sunshine. Your mind needs deliverance o. And if I enter bus kwa? :D

      Lol @sasha bone. Clown.

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    10. #3 mba mba, I've seen a supposed picture of you nar *scratches head

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    11. Lol @Kene. They're there bro but it's unusual for me keeping them. I only recently got tired of shaving my cheeks so I just carve.

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  2. 1. I trekked from marwa roundabout to chevron because of traffic and because I didn't want to enter bus with sweaty people that night.

    2. I fell in love with a married woman that had four kids.

    3. I discovered that I couldn't marry the person that believes I'm the only man she can get married to but I've not had the courage to tell her yet.

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    1. #1 is a lie jare. Alaye like you won't enter bus because of sweat? #yimu. How do you even know they'll all probably be sweaty..at night? LOL

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    2. #1 sounds like a lie but its very detailed and precise so I'm inclined to believe its true. I think #3 is the lie cos I dont even understand it

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    3. No 2 is obviously a big fat lie. Maybe if you had said 1 kid it would have been more convincing..............

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    4. No 2 is plausible ooo... No 1 is the lie joor! looool!

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    5. Steele where is the lie? All you wrote up there is the truth. Pls I'm waiting.

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    6. Hmm... Now I can't even remember which one is a lie

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    7. Lmao @ Bloggitup, you must know me very well

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  3. 1. I walked down to mushun to buy #100 ewedu
    2. I had a resit exam
    3. I broke up with my boyfriend

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    1. I want to say #1 but Sunshine has strong intuitions so lemme just jejely say #3. *covers face*

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    2. Do they sell 100 naira ewedu? I've been to mushin to eat amala before and they sold the amala not the ewedu. Lol

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    3. @steele I meant raw ewedu that I prepared myself. And yeah, 3 is a lie. If I hear say I break up with my boyfriend. At least not now

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    4. From wia to mushin.... U didn't define.... But I'm absolutely sure that's the wrong option

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    5. Loooool! Clueless Steele! She went to buy the leaves jare! Cuz i'm sure you're thinking already prepared ewedu! Loool!

      Iyanu!!!! With all the loving loving me iv been seeing... I have to go with sunshine on this one!

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    6. Eish, that one didn't even occur to me.

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  4. This shld be fun. Hehe.

    Ok
    1. Av not been paid salary for over 4 months
    2. Am a virgin
    3. I live in Abuja

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    1. See ojoro o. Anon write ur name na.

      I think #1 is a lie

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    2. Sunshine do you want to use her name and fry eggs or something? Btw where's your own 3 statements? I think #2 is the lie, many of us haven't been paid for months so that's plausible..

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    3. You're in Nigeria so number one is understandable, you can't live in Abuja and be a virgin at the same time so which one is it?

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    4. Lmao @"ojoro...write your name".

      Abuja and unpaid 4 months salary don't seem to flow. So I'll go with #1. #1 is the lie.

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    5. Hahahahha! Steele I don't understand u dis night O!
      Anon #3. Is a lie, u don't live in Abuja

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    6. Haha hahaha haha....... Steele Don kee me ooo... So u mean a there are no virgins in abj

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    7. Lmai! Thelms, its just so I know if it a regular BV ni now. Even J and F wey i no know sef, just knowing they're the commenters puts things in perspective.

      Steel tho, this ur comment is just hilarious! Hiw will u say (s)he can't live in Abuja and be a virgin? So all dem abuja ladies have been disvirgined okwaya? Issokay

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    8. OMG! I just figured it out!!!

      You don't live in Abuja joor! You live in my house! Hehehe...

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    9. Lmaooooo! Steele! "What does that suppose to mean" *in thick yoruba accent* are you saying my friends in Abuja can't be virgins? Lmaooo! Bobby must hear this! Looool!

      #3 it is! Am I right or right?! Loool!

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    10. I'm sure u r virgin, u wouldn't it out with such confidence.

      Abuja and 4months......

      I think 1 is the lie.(probably a month or two not 4)

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    11. O yea sunshine am a very regular commenter ok!
      No. 3 is d lie. Durrh!

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    12. Anons 11:37 and September 15 9:19am is one person and it's kabuoy. Even before seeing sunshine's comment I knew who it was.
      Another thing that gave her away is her exclamation mark and "durrh"

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    13. I knew it, you don't live in abuja!

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    14. Kabuoy, how have you been coping without pay for 4 months? Holy Jesus!

      -F

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    15. Lol steele and his confidence! And no I aint Kabuoy

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    16. Lmaooo!!! F!!!!!!! H****i wie noh pay me for 4 months! Haaaaaaa! Say Wetin nah?! Yawa wan gas be that! Looool! Ko jooor o! And it's not me jare! Looool!

      Anon! I got it!!! *shakitibobo*

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    17. Sunshine! I'm sorry for you! Smh! So my company wie noh pay me for 4 months and I wie be smiling with you everyday and you won't know... ooooo serious! Smh!
      Abi is it not 2 truths 1 lie!
      Anon! Dakun! Come and save me from sunshine o! Loool!

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    18. Huawei?
      I'm glad it's not you jare.

      -F

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    19. Trust me u'd survive wen u don't get paid for 4months, u'd loose "God knows how many pounds, u'd be depressed, but u ll survive cos u don't have a choice but to exactly dat! And oh! U'd turn a prayer warrior overnyt and guess what, God shows up really!
      Overall, as human dat u are, u'd be devastated but den Faith keeps u!it an experience I don't wish for my enemy but in d end, there z always smthin to b thankful for, I can now manage for africa! I now know all the cheap salons in town! I now have a budget! I have now been forced to enroll in a professional programe!

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    20. Lmaoo! I understand anon! The Lord would make a way for you and take you out of that situation. Iv been doing this ajo thing and it takes like a very large chunk of my salary. So I have to make do with the little remaining. If I make up budget for you ehn,.. you'll recommend me to Buhari to help write the next budget! Loool! Pele... you'll be fine! *hugs*

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  5. Thelms no. 1 is a lie but erm dreaming of one person for 31 consecutive nights??? #speechless

    Ok.
    1. Av neva been to Lagos
    2. I have a crush on Memphis
    3. I hate my Managing Director

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    1. Durrrh! That your number 2 is looking for trouble o! *side eye*

      For your own sake... Number 2 is a lie! lmaooo!

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    2. Hahahahahhaaaaaa! Aahahhahahahaha! Kabuoy for my own sake???? Hahahahhaaa! Is it not beta I kuku shut up for my own sake???? Lmao!
      Memphis seriously? U too?? Lmao

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    3. Lmaoooooo! Oya come and tell us jare! I think #1 is the lie! Tho it is not totally impossible that you love your MD and you've never been in Lagos! Lol! Oya put me out of this misery abeg! Loool!

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    4. Eeeehn ok! *shines teeth*lol
      Der z actually 2lies and 1truth(yeaI knw) #1and#2 are d lies!
      Oya Memphis. And T accept my congratulations on gerring it right. Uyi yes I don't like my MD, he is so incompetent nd unethical!
      Kabuoy darling, Lol we cool huh?

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    5. Hehehe.... Queen, me I dont believe you o you see dat #2 ehn, atink its a true*shines teeth*

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    6. Lmaooo... we're cool we're cool! I already have Tiwa to contend with... I can't afford to add you to the mix! I just Kent!!!!!! Looool!

      But now i'm angry that you don't have a crush on memphis!!!! How is it possible that you don't have a crush on our very own super duper memphis!!! How?!!!! Now we've got a problem! Loool! We are not cool!!!!

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  6. 1. I like bananas
    2. I like cakes
    3. I like meet pies

    Thelma that 31 nights dream doesn't seem like it's true or did you have malaria?

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    1. This cccc ehn, the koboko that I will buy for you is even fatter than me. You should apply for a job with the secret service.

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    2. Meat pies enlarge bumbums. So I'll go with #3.

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    3. OMG! Thelma, did u just use style to tell us that #1 is true? Mehn!

      Cccc, this ur list get as e be o, na only Blink fit answer dis one. Lemme sha try my luck, #3 cos you spelt it as "meet"...lol

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    4. So cccc doesn't have/like bumbum? Lmao! Memphis don't say that.

      I think its no. 2, I mean who likes cakes and banana as well?

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    5. Bai nne! Which one is meet pie? #lie

      And please it should be I Love banana, Cakes...that "llikeness" grammar seems like betrayal.

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    6. @Thelma ahn ahn Koboko ke? Lol. You and I should join the secret service...I think I'd like it.
      @Iyanuoluwa :D you're right!

      @Memphis LOL. What do you mean? Have you seen me before?

      @Sunshine :D yes, you're right!

      @Uyi don't mind that Memphis at all! You're wrong! I actually do...bananas and cakes. Delish!

      @Blink bebe it's really which one is meet pie?! Lol. Truth I betrayed bananas and cakes by using like, it should be love!

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  7. 1. I have never tasted Amala
    2. I have not had sex in 4 years
    3. I have had only 2 girlfriends that I never asked out

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    1. They became by default! Lmao... It just happened.

      Then the Bae will be asking, so wat are we now?

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    2. #1 is a lie momoh! Big fat lie!

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    3. Hian! Omo Ibadan that has never eaten amala, if i hear! #1 is the lie joor!

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  8. Thelma, I never thought u would have made a post last night and still gather this much comment in no time, especially with the comment verification stuff. Lol! I hv missed.
    And to think I was even awake by then. *sigh.

    Oh and Thelma has a way of making the obvious a very twisted one. So I would say your lie is no. 2

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  9. Sunshine do your own nah! Be commenting under everybody's own! Don't come and do your own! Mstcheww!

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    1. Lmao. You nko? Won't you do ya own? If you like gaan put one of them as "no longer chubby" I will so scream that as a lie. :D

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    2. Lol! Kabuoy do ya own. *chanting* doo yaa own Doo yaa own Doo yaa own O Doo yaa own!

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    3. Lmao! she has done her own na! She's that anon up there that doesn't live in Abuja...lol If I hear say I no know my sister's comment...lol

      And Memphis, You are so wrong, our very own Kabuoy is now a size 8 o, for real. She's now slimmer than I am. I don't even know how she did it, one day She was a 12 and the next, all the KGs had gone.

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    4. Chai! I should have done my own!!!!!!

      I'm a size 8 o crush mi! Dreaming about you for 31days helped me o! Loooool! Don't even try me! Loool!

      I'm not the anon up there o! Sunshine smh for u! Enieleni type ti e... you're saying it is me! Loool! Smh!!!

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    5. Hahahahha! Come on people dats not Kabuoy! I can't birif it O! Choi! Sorry dear kabuoy but sunshine I put it to u dah u don't knw ur sist! How can she be owed salary and u don't know? Hmm *side eyes*

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  10. 1. I wasnt born in Nigeria
    2. I don't have a brother.
    3. I hate snakes

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    1. #1 IS A LIE BRO. you were born in UBTH Benin City.hahhhahhh don't ask how I know, #Iwasthemidwife. hahahhahahahahahahha

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    2. Ubth ke!!!! Lmao!!! My family house is closeby but I wasn't born there oh!!!

      Ibukun, where u know me? Wat if I was born in Kenya or south Sudan? Hian.

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    3. Lol! Bloggitup! You ehn! anyway, Uyi, thet number one ehn... e get as e be! That's the lie joor

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  11. *I SLEPT WITH OBASANJO AND JONATHAN THE SAME DAY.
    *I WROTE JAMB 32 TIMES
    *I TREKKED FROM LAGOS TO IBADAN.
    kikiikikikiki #thetruthliesinthere.

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    1. Bloggitup wetiiiiinnn?? They said 1 lie and you're writing 3 lies. Ogini?

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    2. Na u biko...#Tuale

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    3. #3lies3truth
      *I SLEPT but not with OBASANJO AND JONATHAN
      *I WROTE JAMB but not 32 times.
      *I TREKKED but not from LAGOS TO IBADAN
      You see worai mean? kikikikikik Atoldya #thetruthliesinthere.

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  12. 1. I have been celibate in the last 2 years

    2. Hate dodo and fried eggs

    3. Never been involved in a physical fight my whole life

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    1. Hmmm. Ele i gidi gaan. #3 is a lie.

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    2. loyal people don't hate dodo and fried eggs

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    3. I mean, u can't just hate dodo. For what? That's a blasphemy.

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    4. Lets keep this interesting, #1 is the lie..hehe

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  13. 1. I've not taken beer or alcohol this year
    2. I celebrated my 24th birthday party in June, this year
    3. I have six abs

    nna eeh T, normally I'd have gone for your #1 as the lie, but kai! #2 sounds toooo implausible for my liking, it feels like you've mentioned it but still, one month!!
    and you were counting?!?

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    1. Because you said "six abs".... number 3

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    2. Kene kene! Who dash you six packs? Now that's the lie.

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    3. LMAO! Steel, mee to. That no 3 has issues mehn...lol That's the lie

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    4. This Bloggitup is not a well someborri aswear!

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    5. #2 is the lie!!!! Kene has 6 packs ooo! I have seen it oooo!!!! Lmaoo! *dont ask me how*

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    6. Kabuoy! You have seen it ke? How? When? Where? Kene!! Come and explain yasef o!

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    7. LMAO, kabuoy!!! You must do your own

      steele and blink *tongue out*

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  14. Chai.....i am almost late to the parrie but I shall still partake oh.....

    1. I had a One night stand with someone I barely know
    2. I got promoted this year.
    3. I haven't been to my church Sunday service since May.

    Ehn.....Sunshine.....do your own.....oya oh....ayaam waiting.

    Thelms,your dating your friends ex is the lie

    CCC, I love 'meet'pie is the lie

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    1. sideeyes to #3, the thing be like lie

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    2. I know 1 or 2 sef out of these three are lies, I just don't know which. I hope I am playing the guess game well? Hehe

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    3. I KNOW #2 is true so that leaves #1 and #3, very hard decision mehn... #1 is the lie

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    4. This is too easy! #1 is the lie!

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  15. So I'm begging my sister not to comment so she won't tu my ashiri.
    1. I went into the forest alone.
    2. My final result was upgraded to a first class.
    3. I just made my hair.

    Kudos to regular commenters, dis was really hard.

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    1. Forest ke! That's some nollywood sh*t ryt there. To find who? D kidnapped Prince of umongu.

      I think 2 is lie.

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    2. Sambisa forest? Or a small bush close to your village? Lol

      Ok really I think all three are lies

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    3. You! who's your sister? Didn't even know we had another set of sisters here. That #2 seems very very impossible to believe, and I dont even understand that #1. I think #1 is the lie..

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    4. Of course I'll tu your ashiri hahaha. #2 is a big fat lie.

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    5. Ibukunoluwa and Iyanuoluwa are sisters! How come I didn't notice that. Smh for me! Chai!

      You see yourself sunshine... see sisters here ooo! you can't just help yourself can you? Always showing me love up an dan! U see yasef in the outside?! Smh...*she can't just get enough of me anyday anytime* I don't know what to do again! *laughs and runs away*

      Iyanu and Ibk jare.... 1 big hug for you guys!

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    6. I so did not notice this. So the Balogun person is actually two people..lol

      Kabuoy, dat ur second paragraph is an exercise in academic masturbation and you know it so control ur emotions!

      @Ibk, that your number 2 is gangster mehn! Had me second guessing myself...lol. I just concluded that u went to a private school...lol

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  16. 1. I've never had a one night stand.
    2. I live in Lagos and I hate it with passion.
    3. My fiance is 14 years older than me.

    Jenny

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    5. Lmao! Uyi is a confused someborri.

      This one yaff pass me o. Jenny, atink #3 is the lie.

      Bia, Thelma, oya tell us your own lie na

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    6. Its jenny that's confusing somborri oh!
      @kabuoy , if no1 is a lie it means she's had a one night stand before. Get it? Lol.
      So how sure r u abt that?

      And I actually think its no. 2 sha

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    7. Chai!!!!! Thank you jare Uyi! #2 is the lie jor! Loool!

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    8. Lol, #1 is the lie

      Jenny

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  17. So lemme come and do my own.

    1. I prefer drugs to injection
    2. I love my job
    3. I have a huge crush on Ebuka Obi-Uchendu

    Kabuoy, your input is not needed here biko *side eye*

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    1. Lmaooo! Mstchewww! So easy! You still made me want to pinch you on top one of these things yesterday! Loool!

      Don't worry! I won't tu your ashiri... *side eye* @ Iyanu.... lool!

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    2. Please uncrush it O! Make dis blog for enta two of our comments ooo! *drawing my ear for u o*
      Meanwhile #1 is the lie

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    3. when I see my fellow "ndi ujo ogwu" I know, and sunshine sounds like one of them. #1 is my pick, you use eba to take paracetamol

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    4. Hehe. Epic crush. You had to call his full name.

      Some people detest drugs more than injections. The lie is #1. Kabuoy, "tu her ashiri" biko.

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    5. Number 1 is the lie, you like your job because you've spoken fondly about your boss before. I dunno yet but 3 is true

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    6. Lmaoooo! You people know her very well!

      She's not feeling too well now sef... she was running temperature at about 1am... I was so worried leaving her alone in the house this morning. cuz I know she doesn't like drugs. She bought the drugs yesterday night o.. I had juice waiting for her(cuz she doesn't(cannot) use water to swallow drugs)... did she take them? no!
      How someone would prefer someone to be "shooking" them in their bumbum to drugs is beyond me! Like way beyond me! Tor. I just hope she eats and takes her drugs sha.

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    7. How is it possible that all of you got the answer? Winchi winchi people!

      Well, I hate drugs with a passion! It took me 1hr to swallow 4tabs this morning... I'd rather take injection 3 times a day for five days than take an 8tablet dose of anti malaria. My parents dont even understand it.

      @Kabuoy, ayaff taken them o.

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  18. The lie is #1. I just feel so in my heart

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  19. Nigerians sef. Simple instructions you will not follow. "2 truths and a lie" and some of you are blowing multiple hefty lies. Just imagine what Bloggitop and Favorite are doing to our medullas. Lmao.

    Oya o Thelma, time for your answer please..

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    1. Lol Memphis. Favourite's own is even understandable, that one night stand is a lie but you see that Bloggitup ehn, that lady is very unwell....lol all of them are lies!

      Oya Thelma o! We havr waited enough, come and tell us your answer.

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  20. This should be way up there as one the highest commented post in TTB.

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  21. Hehe no one can dream of someone for 31 days straight that must be the lie.My turn:
    1) I have 3 pet dogs in my house
    2) I speak 4 languages
    3) I am a size 12

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    1. Lmaooooooooo!!!! Number 3 is the fattest lie you've ever told!!!!

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THE ‘NEW’ SIDE CHICK: I WAS HER

A side chick is commonly known as a mistress or a woman that’s romantically involved with a man who is in a committed relationship.  However after doing some reflecting, I realize that’s not the only type of side chick.  I want to discuss “the new side chick”–a woman who decides to stay by a man’s side after he has expressed his lack of relationship intentions with her through his words or actions.  So many women have made this mistake at least once in their lifetime, and unfortunately I’ve done the same thing. I like to think of the new side chick as an appetizer.  You’re there just to satisfy the immediate appetite of the man, but as soon as that mouth-watering entrée comes out to the table, you will get pushed to the side, literally.  Why?  Because that entrée is what he really wanted; he went to the restaurant to order steak, not hot wings.  You were just a placeholder, fling, temporary commitment, or  maybe even just a “good ol time” until what he really wanted was presented to hi…

Shhhhhhh....

I'm in an amebo mood tonight. Don't ask me, I honestly don't know why. Also I'd like to share too but I'd do that anonymously in the comment section. Tonight I want to talk about secrets. It's ok, we can all be anonymous. 
Is it true that EVERYBODY has a secret? 
Is there anyone here who doesn't have a secret? I'd really like to know; You're a completely open book and there's not ONE thing about you that you wouldn't mind other people knowing about? Please raise your hands up. 
And for the rest of us, what's something about you that no one knows, or very few people know? Who's got a dark secret here, or a weird one, or a funny one even? I really don't mean to be invasive but I don't want to be the only one sharing, plus I think hearing other people's secrets is quite fun, don't you think?

Let's Be Random Together! (Open Keypad).

Hey guys, a while back blog reader F said something about creating an Open Keypad post, where you can write whatever you want in the comment section. I thought it was a fun idea!
So who is interested? Comment on anything you feel like, ask me or anyone a question, talk about how your day went, your job, your interests, tell us something about you that we don't know, share a testimony with us, rant about anything you feel like, talk about your crush/boo/spouse/relationship/marriage, challenges you're facing, ANYTHING AT ALL! 
I'll only make one request; that we stay civil. 

(F it was you who made this suggestion, right? I'm not too sure and I can't even remember the post the comment was made on). 
BTW please Ejoeccome out come out, wherever you are!

Adventures, Fun, Friendship & Laughter at the TTB Hangout (Lekki Conservation Center).

Nicole to Clare: mummy lets go. I want to climb that ropy thing!

Isn't Clare beautiful?!

Uyi et moi. Clowning. 

Mother & child. 


Scary af! Trish on the ramp. The chica loves the outdoors so much, she was like a kid in a candy store. She and Uyi took this walk twice! More power to them, you can't pay me to do this a second time.


Uyi & Tiwa

Question of The Day.

TTB readers doesn't this tweet below remind you of something?
That mail that someone sent me a few weeks back. 
But why on earth should a man sleep with his son's fiancé? But what am I saying, some men even sleep with their daughters...

Oh well, I'm throwing the question to you. What has happened in your life that you never saw coming, you never hesperred it, you never imagined could happen, you never imagined could happen to you? 
It could be good, it could be bad, it could be ugly. Do tell!
And it can be more than one. Let me tell you a few. 
-owning a blog -week long dry fast at Prayer City (I never hesperred it).  -staying in an (emotionally) abusive relationship.
The others require anonymity. LOL. Now over to you.