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Battery Operated Boyfriends. Self-Service Anyone?






So I stumbled upon this post on thought catalog titled 20 little-known facts about vibrators, I'll share a few with you. 

Research has shown that women who use vibrators are more likely to visit the gynecologist for checkups, to achieve orgasm with or without a vibrator, and to have lower stress levels and fewer headaches than women who don’t use them. What’s not to like?

One billion dollars’ worth of vibrators are sold every year, accounting for a bigger market even than condoms.

As legend has it, Cleopatra, the Queen of Egypt whose seductive powers culminated in the Roman Civil War, invented the hand-held vibrator by filling a hollowed gourd with angry bees and then pressing it against her nether regions. Hail to the Queen Bee! (Nawa for Cleopatra o!)

Contrary to stereotypes that women use vibrators because they can’t snag a living penis, one study showed that four out of every five female vibrator users was in a relationship

Despite the popular notion that men experience severe castration anxiety and fear of mechanical cuckoldry whenever they see a vibrator, one study showed that seven out of ten men were absolutely A-OK with their lady friends using vibrators.

B.O.B That’s an acronym for “Battery-Operated Boyfriend.” If you can come up with a cuter name for your vibrator, go for it!


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The article took my mind back to a post I read on Bella Naija discussing masturbation and whether it's sin or not. As expected the post received a lot of reaction and the comment section was a fiasco. The writer expressed that she fails to see how masturbation is a sin and referenced the bible portion "Christians" use as their case in point. The story of the man that God struck dead for spewing his seed on the ground. I've heard pastor's say this; that's how much God detests masturbation, he even struck a man dead for pouring his semen on the ground, wasting it. Which is what happens when a man masturbates. 

LOLzzz. It's also the same thing that happens when you ejaculate into a condom or "pull out"... 

So yeah, we've established that that's not why he was struck down. He was, for flaunting the orders to continue the lineage by impregnating his late brother's wife...

So that's that. 

Still, having the lustful thoughts that often lead to and of course occur during the act, is sinful. Yes? No? 

I've heard women write, moan, cry about their men masturbating. But is there really anything wrong with the act itself? Ladies, do you own a B.O.B? Men, do you feel threatened by your girl's sex toys? ...And what do you say about the lady whose pastor encouraged to masturbate, in order to keep herself for marriage, and later on, help stay faithful to hubby?

Let's talk. 

Comments

  1. That picture is on point. Masturbation is self love. I love myself, is that a sin?

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  2. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?? "...we've established that that's not why he was struck down. He was, for flaunting the orders to continue the lineage by impregnating his late brother's wife...". Thelma, hmmmm? Who and who established this one? LOL.

    Leviticus 15 vs 16-18: "When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening. When a man has sexual relations with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening."

    One thing that is peculiar about issues relating to sex in the Holy Scriptures is the general reluctance of it being associated with holiness. There're even indications that legitimate sex is usually a hindrance in improving one's personal relationship with GOD, for instance where Saint Paul advocates for marriage ONLY to curb sexual passion. In the Old Testament, apart from Onan being struck for (un)established reasons, Laws were put in place as regards seminal discharges. All instances were tagged #Unclean. There's absolutely no indication anywhere in any scripture that seminal discharge is deemed appropriate. If it was, then it would be safe and appropriate to imagine the possibility of JESUS CHRIST masturbating, right?

    Seminal discharge is unclean, and masturbation is an avenue to that. I hope we can establish what that means :D

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    1. it establishes that babies are unclean... that's all i'm seeing

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    2. If seminal.discharge is a sin Memphis then those who use condoms are sinners too both married and unmarried, is that ur point? Because I don't understand. BTW am not saying masturbation is good ohhhu.

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    3. TTB addict, thou art seeing double. Lol. Anyway check these out (as regards your concerns) when you've got time: Leviticus 12, Luke 2:22-24. Take note of CHILDBIRTH, UNCLEAN, PURIFICATION.

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    4. If you rarely discharge, likelihood of prostrate cancer increase dramatically though.

      So when u are 45-50 and with prostrate cancer, you will be like, what did I do wrong ehn?

      Anyways, these are just trivial stuff.

      On a serious note, I don't take offense with those who masturbate and I do not see the bible saying masturbation is a sin(stand to be corrected). I probably don't know what 'unclean' means literally, but if it helps in preventing from StDs and falling for the wrong guy/girl and having unwanted pregnancy... I think I sure helps in solving some of world's pain and problem.

      Hopefully I just made sense.

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    5. Mabel, there's SIN, there's UNCLEAN. That something makes you unclean doesn't necessarily mean you've committed a sin. Sex (legal or illegal) makes you unclean but legal sex isn't sinful. Ignorance isn't always sinful but it makes you unclean. Seminal discharge isn't always sinful but it's unclean in all levels. Onan was struck by GOD for his deliberate act of discharge, which is akin to masturbation.

      Using a condom (or any contraceptive) is unclean or sinful, depending on the situation. JESUS cursed the fig tree for its inability to produce fruit. Now why would HE do that? What was he trying to prove? Onan, now the fig tree. Both cases stalling reproduction didn't go down well with GOD, and that's exactly what contraceptives are meant for. So perhaps we should revisit our reasons for using contraceptives, just to be safe than sorry.

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    6. Memphis , I really believe the concept of clean n unclean is instituted by man... A belief system or culture or way of life..

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    7. Adaeze you have a valid point. You should however note that the concept of clean and unclean was instituted with basic reference to The Law, a culture even JESUS was subject to and in honor of same culture twisted whips HE used to drive out desecrators in the Temple.

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  3. I'm all for self service...my BOB is the only man that makes me cum...

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  4. Let's be honest, this post is to the women. We've always been the morality mule when it comes to sexuality topics...

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  5. An added knowledge today

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  6. Today nobody surprises and is ashamed having vibrators or looking for it!) And it's rather interesting watching different kind of vibrators) And it's very comfortable having it, you can read about it on https://kovla.com/blog/smart-vibrators-that-bring-fifty-shades-of-fantasy-to-life/ . They really bring 50 shades of fantasy to life) Enjoy!)

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