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My people please caption this photo for me!

Yesterday I saw a video on Instagram that was simply astounding. As in I found it completely unbelievable. I think it was on Bella Naija weddings but I'm not quite sure. So at a wedding a bride threw her bouquet and you know how single ladies clamour for that, as if its a box containing the deeds to a house, employment letter for a job at Slumberger and a promise of eternal life... One of the friends caught it and guess what, her entire family and friends ran to the stage to rejoice and dance with her. I mean, her sisters, her mum and even her dad! The happiness was so surreal! I was like if they're rejoicing over the bouquet, what would they do on her wedding day? Hia! 

So please help me caption the picture above and tell me why it's so. See how the groom's friends scatter race, as if it's an atomic bomb he threw! Oh dear... 

Photo source; Linda Ikeji's blog. 

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  1. ...as if its a box containing the deeds to a house, employment letter for a job at Slumberger and a promise of eternal life... Hahhahaahaahahaha thelma tufiakwa!

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  2. Lol this picture is too funny. No wonder so many sidechics outside, most guys just marry to fulfil all righteousness these days.

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  3. LMAO! See the way the one wearing white shirt bent his leg to zoom off.What are they scared of?Naughty men.

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  4. LMAO... M-word is the scariest word in men dictionary

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  5. I'd caption this as "cancerous cancer" and "see finish syndrome"
    This is a societal and cultural mishap, Don't mind all this guy's, they wanna eat their cake,and have it forever.

    They get husband privileges from the (desperate) ladies and they don't see the need to commit.
    It's painfully true that women need to marry early due to the natural /biological issues they have no control over. However, the level of desperation from these women causes all this "see finish syndrome"

    It's Hilarious but soooo not funny at the same time.



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  6. Lol...imagine! Very funny picture

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  8. I'll caption it "No be this year o" "I never ready o" "e never reach my turn". J

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  9. Lol..

    Caption: k'oju ma ri'bi, gbogbo ara l'ogun e!

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  10. Hahahahaha,probably JUMP AND PASS!!
    Hilarious something.
    These guys don't wanna get hitched right now! Just imagine if any of their girlfriends were there,already thinking about when her bae will propose..lmao!!

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