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Dear Thelma (The Perfect Guy, But...)

Last night while you all slept a blog reader's world came crashing. To make a short story shorter she finally did the do with the boo whom she could have sworn was the answer to all her prayers. Perfect age, job, house, tribe, state, religion, genotype, height, appearance and everything. But you know what they say; when something seems to good to be true, it probably is. In her own words, when his penis is erect it's the size of a mushroom, and they spent about one hour just trying to get it to penetrate her, it was just too little. Plus, he kept losing his erection. After about an hour he suggested they "take a break" at which point he blamed her for his poor erection saying she made them wait too long for sex and that's made him tense, therefore the 'flailing penis'. During the "break" he took a few shots of brandy and it seemed to work, the mushroom stood, finally! Still getting it to enter was a Herculean task and even when it finally did, she wasn't sure it had. After a punishing hour, she was soaked in his sweat but he still hadn't come. She finally begged him to let her get up and prepare for work. 
      So here's what she asked me, after this morning she's not sure she wants to proceed with the relationship, but she's not sure if she's being foolish and would regret letting go of such a great catch. He's the perfect guy, but... Can she endure a lifetime of this, or is it something she should be able to sacrifice as the guy is ten over ten in every other department?

Last week we discussed something similar, the things love doesn't conquer, in this case; an impotent guy. Is this any different, do the same rules apply here? Is this a big deal or nah? In her shoes what would you do? 

Thanks for your honest responses. 


  1. The fact DAT he is blaming u for his erection issue is already a no/no

  2. LMAO @mushroom..haha..

    Dear Poster, I'm sorry for laughing, I couldn't help it. I don't think our advise(s) will do you any good cos at the end of the day, it will boil down to what you can live with. Do you see yourself enduring bad/non existent sex for the rest of your life? If sex is a big deal for you then you can try exploring other options that don't require his Junior but will get you to the promised land(looool) anyway.

    If the above isn't good enough for you, then you can walk away. It wont do to commit to this guy and then start cheating on him later on cos the sex is terrible.

    Also, I have a problem with him blaming his poor erection on you. Isn't the fact that he waited this long for sex supposed to even ginger the erection as a result of (over) anticipation? Are you also to blame for the size? Some people sef...

  3. Normally I wouldn't comment but this is so funny! Loool, sounds like she engaged in a war overnight, it would definitely be a dealbreaker if he doesn't admit that he has a problem and is unwilling to work on it. On a lighter note maybe he could consider making use of Dr Azolibe' services loool.

  4. I agree with you sunshine. This is a personal decision , not one we can advise you. But I'd tell you this for free.

    It won't get any easier when you are married. Sex is very important in marriage. There are men/women who don't place too much importance to it, however, you know the answer lies within you.

    This isn't about prayer, don't go listening to people who say pray, cos God ain't gonna increase the size.

    This is about choice. Can you live with it?

    1. God ain't gonna increase the size. Lmao!!!

      I'm happy commenters havent resorted to prayers (as usual). Cos some decisions require very logical steps that you don't end up regretting in the long term. So please weight your options and see if u can live with this during which you both can find a solution or you just can't deal. Your choice Gurl!

  5. Just cut ur losses u can't be waging war with mushroom for the next 30 years! Although it's not his fault he was born with a small penis ....

  6. Lol @ mushroom. That is smaller than a pencil o. Poster... IMO having experienced good sex before now, take a walk, else you will cheat on him later. okbye#

  7. Hmmm, I couldn't help laughing. It's serious though. As some people already commented, how high do you rate sex? Cos if good sex is your priority, then you'll probably live a life of regret if you marry this guy.
    I've worked with a middle age woman before - never married, no kids, no nothing and she was always in a bad mood. We always blamed it on her sexless life - office joke. It ain't funny especially if you already experienced great mind-blowing sex.

  8. This BUT is in capitals! More so, the Poster sounds like she cannot live with this issue. May I remind you that a broken engagement is better than a broken marriage? Would you be able to cope with the 'near-sexlessness' for the next 'donkey' years? Perhaps if he wouldn't mind, you can make use of vibrators and dildos in addition to whatever he has to offer? At least you would be able to have kids (if he's not sterile) and have your satisfaction using toys. Only you have the answers.


  9. The answer lies with you. Can you live with bad sex for the rest of your life? On the reverse, can you walk away from the other positives about him and not regret it later in life. Bring out your imaginary scale,weigh and decide. To walk out bcos of bad sex and to walk out on other good qualities. It's a tough one. J

  10. Same old shit! Improvise or RUN,no need for long stories that touch!

  11. I dated this guy for 2 years. And our sex life was breath taking... he wasn't so big down there but he was damn sweet. I remember how he use to suck me, and then make endless love to me. Lol... Now I am married to another person, he has a very big d***k but every time we do it, I end up bruised and in pain... So dear poster, it's not all about the size, sometimes, it's just how to utilize it....

  12. My dear poster our advice wont increase the size,you are the one 2 live with if the shoe fits wear it girl but if it doesnt take a walk so that u dont cheat on him and commit adultery later.

  13. And the mushroom stood! Finally. Mtcheeew. This life sef! No one seems to have it all. You get this, the other is missing. Since he is 10 over 10 in other departments, and we are still in Materialistic world. You better hang on because una like money (and all it can get) pass anyother thing!

  14. Lol.....sorry op but your description is funny.

    Others have said it. Just ask yourself some serious questions.

  15. Maybe I don't know anything about these stuffs but can't something be done to enlarge the penis? Cos if really women leave all men with small penis as I'm sure there are lots of them, does it men those men will die single?of course I don't think so. Dear poster I sincerely think you should seek help medically just incase there is something that can be done cos truth is there is no perfect anywhere.


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