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She's Just Not His Type!

I saw his bride and I stared wide eyed
'Twas like looking up to the sky and seeing cats fly
For John Doe loves women of generous proportions
And this maiden he'd chosen was of a variant dimension
As light is to day, and piety to decay 
Was this maiden to the ladies with whom I'd often seen him play. 
I saw his bride and longed to pull her aside
To ask, to enquire... but eventually left my dismay to hide.
Cheerily, I wished them farewell and a happy married life
As I struggled to reconcile his past lovers with this one whom he'd made his wife. 

So I wrote that while thinking about my darling friend who loves a certain kind of woman but married someone who's the exact opposite, for alleged reasons that are rather unsavory... We've (friends in the know) have argued about it back and forth and back again. Those of us who hadn't been opportuned to view the bride before, received a huge shock on seeing her at the wedding. 
    Everyone says '... But John Doe loves "amala", why did he go and marry "spaghetti carbonara"?' (Sorry I'm being annoyingly vague, I'm just trying not to get into trouble here. LOL). Let's just say we all know that John Doe likes and has only ever dated "light skinned VERY plus size igbo ladies over 6ft tall", and then just got married to a "very petite Hausa dark skinned size 2"... (Or something like that, long story short, his bride is the exact opposite of what we all know he likes). 

Although it's been many weeks, there are still speculations as to the why's and how's and prophecies of infidelity and unhappiness. I'm not quite sure I agree with these but the questions I'm asking are;

...How important is it that someone who has a type marry someone that's their type?
...Does marrying/dating someone who's not your type increase the possibilities of you cheating (OR) Does marrying your type make it easier to stay faithful?
...Are you married/in a relationship with someone who's not the kind you would usually go for? Has this affected your happiness/sex life/relationship?  Please share, we would lurrrrrv to know. 


  1. When the chips are down,"my type" does not usually translate to "my wife". Anyone that understands the fundamentals of marriage before going in should pay little attention to what they describe as their type especially if those attributes are physical.

    Maybe all his type he has seen so far has never given him peace of mind or made him happy. So when it came to marriage he put his type aside and looked for his wife. J

    1. You have have spoken the mind of the elders and i'd like to say Gbam!
      As for me though,i dont think i have a type as such,but just dont be light skinned (no offence to ma light skinned brothers,that's just my personal preference). I tend to favour personality and character over physical attributed when it comes to looking for a partner. So,so long as a guy is nice, kind,loyal,makes me laugh and can fuck like no man's biz,then i'm good. That doesnt mean i just up and roll with just anybody. He has to be neat and decent as well..Oh well, maybe i actually do have a type..hehe

    2. My dear u took d words right outta of my mouth honestly.
      I have a friend who had always had her 'types' mess up bigtime and so many times but 'he's just my type' kept these rships only 4awhile. It kept happening until sm1 who was nothing compared to my friend's type came along, and guess what, they re happily married! Oh and funny enof d guy had always there in d background cos that's where my friend had put him cos she felt he wasn't her 'type'!
      We laughed so hard at her when she borrowed some sense! Really we couldn't be more happier 4her cos she was and is still sooo happy and content!

    3. Anon 12:23am.u said it all,u spoke with a experience. A million likes.

  2. I have two types. Type A is for my hoes for sex. Type B is for GF/wife

    Type A - Big ass, tall, light or dark skinned it dont matter, hairy or not it dont matter, short or long hair it dont matter. Christian or Muslim it dont matter. You get the drift. Just be sexy.

    Type B - Small, short, beautiful, good behavior, Christian, average boobs and ass not interested in over size breasts and ass. You get the drift.


    1. Preach on brother!!! Hehehe

    2. Kon and Uyi! I sprinkle holy water on you both!!!!! Lmaooo!

  3. I've discovered that those I term as my 'type' often have one fuck up or the other. I'm a sucker for TDH guys *winks* 'cos I'm tall myself. More often shorter guys tend to be princes to me.


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