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Happy Endings...





"She knows I'm getting a massage and massages by nature involve hands and a lot of body contact. Why should she mind? It's impersonal; like I don't even know the masseurs name or anything, and besides its part of the package! Kini big deal?"

His response when asked how he thinks his wife would feel if she knows he's been getting happy endings at the spa...

There's nothing new about happy endings really. For those who don't know, happy endings are an extra some men get when they pay for massages at spas or massage parlours. Extra as in, the massage extends to his genitalia, where she expertly uses her hands or her mouth, as the case may be, to bring him to orgasm. Ergo; happy ending! 

A lot of spas in Lagos offer this service. I don't know if it's known to management or not, but for a lot of the masseurs it's a secret side hustle. It's also one a lot of men enjoy. I bet you every man who gets professional massages have had a happy ending once, at the very least. 

Oh, I think women get theirs from male masseurs too but it's very rare... I'm not sure but the first time I got a massage, broda was allowing the oil to let his hands slide towards sacred places. The first time it happened I thought it was a mistake. The second time I realized it was a moment of "offer and acceptance". I nope'd my way out of there. Lol.  

So fellas, ever had a happy ending? Did you do it for the thrill/adventure or because you really needed the 'release'? Ladies, would you consider it as infidelity if your man got a happy ending? 



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  1. Happy endings indeed. A lot of men wont refuse the happy ending off. I'd consider it as infidelity if my man got one.
    Its my birthday today. Happy birthday to me.

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    1. Happy birthday Nkem. Wish you the fulfillment of all your heart desires. God's blessings always upon you and yours.

      Never had an happy ending.

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    2. Yay!!! Happy birthday Nkem, I wish you many more prosperous years to come

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    3. Thank you steele and chrisyinks.

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    4. Happy birthday Nkem! God bless you!

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    5. Happy Birthday, Nkem. May this year bring you great joy.

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    6. Happy birthday Nkem. Dunno why I'm just seeing this. I hope you had a splendid day? Live long and prosper hunnay.

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    7. Happy Birthday ma'am. God bless your new age.

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    8. HBD missy...

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    9. Happy birthday Nkem! live long and prosper.

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  2. are u kidding? pls tell me the name and address of this massage parlour u went biko...tainz

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    1. Lol are u Horny sasha?

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    2. No dear, just want to have a massage and be happy...

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    3. I think ur Horny sasha lol. But anyways. Hw can I discreetly contact u? For a spa/massage date? ;) if you don't mind that is..

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  3. Never had a massage so I have never had happy endings and if my husband decides to get,I would see it as infidelity because na so e dey start,na from clap e dey enter dance, make e no go b super story at d end of d day.

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  4. The very reason why I avoid spas, temptation ti poju.

    Happy Birthday Enjay! Hope you're doing great. GOD bless.

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    1. Thanks,Memphis! I am. Hope you are too? Amen. You too.

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  5. I want happy ending o. Thelma please can you tell me where to go?

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  6. Shebi its not a big deal,let both of us go to the spa and get the happy ending together...

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    1. Lmao, then we'll live happily ever after

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  7. T, You just did free advert for spas.

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  8. Mail me the name and address of the Spa that offers happy ending. I want to forward to a friend *wink

    Peace

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  9. Happy Birthday Dear.

    It is less of a BJ or HJ if it is called happy ending?

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    1. Sorry I meant to write, "is it less of a bj or hj"J

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    2. Please what's the meaning of Hj?

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    3. Hand Job, na me coin that one o.J

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    4. Oh!! I should have known that

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  10. Hmmm... Never had a proper massage before but I know what mischief is when I smell it. Happy endings... Na truly from clap dance dey start.

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  11. Smh look at engaged people and people who are dating and in relationships asking for for spa and for happy ending. It is well. No loyalty or faithfulness anywhere anymore.

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    1. Hahaha, I taya o. And all of dem are commenting as anonymous

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    2. Lol,its not that serious...

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  12. The comments on this post are hilarious. I have never had a happy ending at the spa. I have never had a guy massage me at the spa. Question dearest Thelma, is it women or men who give women the happy endings?

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  13. Lmao! This reminds me of that series The Client List.

    If DH is getting happy endings at the spa, I don't want to know about it. In fact, I don't want to know that he goes to the spa, if I find out peren like this, we will be going together and getting the "couples" package every time!

    Shikena.

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    1. Couples' package is technically a threesome then... Is that what u want?

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    2. Lol.. more like foursome you mean?

      But what I mean is, aint no woman giving my hubby a massage with a "happy ending" in my very before. So when we are getting our massages, he will be massaged by a man(thank you very much)

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    3. then the man ll give ur hubby a better hand job..shikena

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  14. Ttb community members i give una hand.

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    1. Which kind hand? Be careful how you say hand on this post o, it could be misconstrued as something else lol

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    2. I actually laughed out loud. Chai! Steele, you are wicked ooo. Lol.

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  15. Just show her this: https://www.facebook.com/NYPost/videos/10157293714905206/

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  16. Just show her this: https://www.facebook.com/NYPost/videos/10157293714905206/

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  17. pls tell me the name and address of this massage parlour u went....I have be looking for 1 to go get happy ending but haven't see any

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