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Let's Be Honest.

First off, apologies but I'm loving @joroolumofin's IG. 

So yes, many girls are lazy materialistic gold digging myopic thots, but let's be honest would you want to go on a first date in a lagos yellow taxi? #devilsadvocate #letsjustbehonest #letsjustbereal 

LOL. OK, seriously now, over to you...


  1. Huh? Thelma are you asking that question?

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with going out in a yellow cab. And he said it was clean and had AC.

    If you go to the UK or New York, can you go on a date with the public cabs? So why cant you enter the Lagos cabs??
    She should have atleast entered the cab then asked the guy what happened to his car. Atleast find out more about his financial status before deleting him.
    If he had deceived her with Uber taxi ko? Would that have made her happy?

    That girl needs to calm down.


    1. Am I missing something here??? Whats the big deal in it please??? Yellow or red taxi, he got a taxi right. They didn't have to jump buses abi. Smh @ some girls.

  2. The girl took it too far and since we are being honest I feel Joro writes most of these mails by himself but the guy shoud have explained to her that his car is bad and he is coming in taxi.

  3. Yes,I wouldn't mind going on a first date in a cab.

  4. I love people that set standards for themselves and would not take anything lesser. Its all good. In another sense, the girl needs prayer. If you dig deep, you will realize she is dating one old sugar daddy and from a family where their highest mobility is bicycle. Any body that see her, kindly tell her to continue till she get to our stage where midnight prayers for husband becomes an every day routine.

    1. Hahahahahhahhahha Dinma, u so right,I wish d babe will read this, the midnight prayer thing though. It is well. God will perfect all that concerns u in due time. Amin.

  5. Every mallam with him kettle. He was even nice enough to get a cab with AC sef. There's nothing wrong in going on a first date in a cab. Assuming he doesn't have a car nko? She deleted him in a hurry goes to show what her goals and aims are.

  6. The babe will land the type of husband she deserves the one that is able to pay nicon town rent and then move them back to his parents house in Mowe after a year when he has sold his car. Too many young women haven't earned and paid bills and turn around and put unecessary pressure on men. I have a car and I take taxis many times because they are convinient for certain areas you have to struggle to find parking. The lady is just shallow.

    1. Thank you very much Lady Pynk.

    2. Big congrats to you Pynk. So happy for you and i dont even know you. lol. Hope we get to be introduced to your 'PLURAL' on your blog when the time is right. Goodluck dear.

    3. Anon why do you want to meet her plural? Miss Pynk please don't listen to these people, keep your plural private.

  7. It's women like this that makes guys give us bad name,she no even happy say d guy came in a cab, what if he just came to pick her on foot and decides they would jump bus together? Never judge a man by stuffs like that,some men can pretend to b broke ass just to find that person who truly cares with or without d money, that means that girl can't go on a date with a bike,what if d guy came to pick her with a bike( some people have bike men that drive dem around) am sure she would have cursed d guy. It is well ohhh. Olorun oni je ka fi oko sheeyy boyfriend and boyfriend fi seeee oko(God would not allow us to loose a husband material and fall for a boyfriend material).

    1. Hahaha, yoruba teacher

  8. Can we just leave Ojoro alone? Girls will always be girls and boys will always be boys.When some die, new ones are born.
    We have gold-digging girls same as boys. Yes, she went too far and more girls will act even stupider*I know there is no such grammar* Guy stop looking in the wrong places too.
    Decent girls are here but they prefer girls that will delete them on bbm once they appear in a cab.
    Decent girls are here but they prefer the ones that will drop the phone on them once they tell her, they can't afford to pay for her trip to London.
    Decent girls are here but they prefer the ones that makes the sun green with envy.
    Decent girls are here but they prefer the ones trending on Instagram.
    Decent girls are here but they prefer the ones with 24 point agenda pay slip.
    Decent girls are here but they prefer the ones with surnames that break davinci codes.
    and by "Decent Girls" I mean ME!!!!*strolls outta post shaking bumbum.

    1. Aahahahahahaha! Come back hia who are u shaking bum bum for?

      Seriously tho ahhahahahaha dis is a very funny post and to be honest,the gurl went too far, chai! She go don imagine finish! LOL.

      And Yes O I ll go with d cab, wella sef! at least d guy don already reach my gate nah! Hahahahaahaha. Babes I hail o!

    2. Hahahahaha. Bloggitup haff vex.

    3. My beloved sister... Carry go jare!

      And for the record, Stupider is actually a correct grammar, so ride on!!! Lol

    4. Rotfl!!!!!! *shaking bumbum* that always gets me! Like everytime! Hahahahahahaaa!

    5. Bloggitup oooo!!!! LMAO!

      Decent girls abound ooo... But the eyes likes what the eyes see. Man and woman matter is best left in God's hands to judge.

      I'd take a yellow cab on a date jare, babe was just too desperate if you ask me.

    6. Lmao, bloggitup!! Abeg mail me your cv, my company has been looking for decent girl that can shake bum bum since.

    7. Ehehe Steele, is okay,God dey watch u in 5D@bloggitup,keep shaking bumbum,am.sure that bumbum is so big and u want to oppress we with small bumbum. Okay now

  9. I would not mind taking the cab I don't see what that girl's issue is.

  10. In my opinion the guy is lucky he didn't go with his own car, he wouldn't have seen her true character till it was too late.

    He's not even sharp sef, any badt guy will know that once a girl tells you that because of you maybe love at first sight is real, na heavy scam.

    1. Na real heavy scam Steele, most girls only get love at first sight when dey know there are goodies for them. Lol.

    2. GBA! If its too good to be true... It ain't true

    3. Oga no be scam ooo! There you people(men) go again! Flying into conclusion. Later you wie say women fly into conclusions. For me and my crush on this blog... it was love at first glance! Lol..


    4. Lmao @ kabuoy, where did you glance him? Abi it is love at first comment

    5. LMAO no be only love at first glance,love at first peep

  11. Yes....done that been there......Lol. What is wrong with going out in a taxi? If the car was so eaSy to get a car we would all be drivers.


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