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I Once Said I'd Never...

Isn't it funny how full of surprises life is?

A while back I caught myself doing something I once thought and said I would never do! But I didn't beat myself up because EVERYONE of us has done things we once swore we would never do. 

Especially when it comes to certain things. 

Sex for instance. I'm certain that at one point or the other every female once swore she could never give oral sex. Hahaha. I laugh. And no I'm not saying every female does...

So here's me asking you, what's one thing you once said you would never do

During sex/In bed
To a friend 
In life.

I can go first. 
During sex; I once said I'd never (i'll comment anonymously. Yeah I'm a coward, shoot me! LOL)
To a friend; I once said I'd never date a friend's ex (yeah well life is full of surprises and options are limited *runs away*)
In life; I once said I'd never not be a virgin bride, have a blog, eat octopus etc etc etc. 

Now it's your turn.

Please feel free to be more honest and entertaining than I was. Its just that when I get honest on the blog "he who must be obeyed" calls me and gives me so much grief, it's simply unbelievable! I'm still answering query for the marry-kill-shag post, simply because I said I'd shag Flavour! I received a serious lecture and so much grief! Please who took that literally? Who didn't know that that was a joke? Nna nawa o... Anyhoo, back to the matter. 

What did you once say you'd never do that you eventually did/do ...


  1. I once said I can never have feelings for a married man. Lol. Guess what? I'm running away from him. I won't be the one to spoil his marriage. I mean it. No going back.

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  2. Sex: I once said I would never give bj or have anal sex although I only tried that once. In life I once said I could never work for less than 100k a month, my current job pays me 70.

    1. and did you enjoy anal sex ? I'm asking because I'm curious and might try it lol..

    2. Like vaginal sex it's painful the first few times. But with enough lubricant and patience it gets better each time. Never tried it o! Just what I read.

  3. Okay house, please no saintina things here o.just say it as it is.
    if you are a "FAJIN"GO HOME.kabouy you should be in bed now.This post is sexrated.
    For sex:I once said,I would never...... ***coughs***
    Ahhhh! there is plenty pepper in this soup o.**coughs again***.
    Okay,I once said I would never...... ***coughing & choking****
    I once said I'd never.......***coughing**BRB

  4. The Anonymous journal12:52 am, February 18, 2016

    Now,this is to y'all who were there saying vanity and the rest in the prev post.
    99.8% of what we do in this life is vain!
    Linda is blessed,and I know we all want to be,if any of us is blessed with a billion naira,I need just one person who'll say "oh,give it all to the less privileged or even half of it". Even the most righteous doesn't know if heaven is sure,it's not just about the 10 commandments to make heaven or not (just so you know,gluttony,sloth,envy,and a lot more are disgusting in the eyes of on religious/Christian Ethics),we all should pray for God's mercy on this one.
    With that money,many of us wants to tour the world! Yet vain!
    Why should I suffer on earth and end up in hell fire?
    Don't just sit behind your digital devices and spew vanity or show off when you know what you have build up in your heads with a billion naira is "the good life"...with all the charity,we still want to spoil ourselves silly...yet vain!
    Shove your opinions in your ass about ANYONE's life and think about your life.

    I am nobody,just a commoner.
    Not any of Linda Ikeji's money beneficiaries.
    I just hate hypocrisy and that's the world we live in.
    I stay true to should try it,it's brilliant.

    I won't be commenting on y'all who will be releasing waste products under here...but then "never say never"

    1. Dude. There was still space in the last post to drop this comment. Why bring it here?

    2. lol.Just negodu.U think u have made a valid point spewing this hogwash?Tell us u have never had a negative opinion about any one no matter who he or she is.Pot calling kettle black.Hypocrite.Abeg fuck off!

    3. Lol. You have succeeded in stereotyping you.
      You stay true to yourself, Whether u are a murderer, a thief, a prostitute, a saint, a philanthropist, a kind and meek person, right? Right??. Please before u start 'staying true to yourself', you have to discover yourself and then ask yourself questions as to whether that 'yourself' is who u want to be or a reflection of your past as you move up to being a better person in the future.

      You literally staying 'true to yourself' Lol.
      All I'm saying... See your failings and Be a better person DAn u once was.

    4. Now this could be linda herself.. lol. All these anonymous peeps. Warefa!!!!!

  5. Sex - I still insist I can never (willingly) have anal sex.
    Life - I always said that I wld never live with someone who I cldnt have a child with (now we've been married 7yrs and r running helter skelter looking for options - adoption, donor...)
    I've learnt never to say never to anytin but anal sex. Hehe



  6. Thinking about it now... I have never said I will never do anything. Hmm. Thats because one of the things I usually say is "Ill try everything one"

    Sex: Never said I wont try anything. Shit. Im willing to explore. But I will never do a threesome that has 2 guys and 1 girl. Never!

    Friend: Ill never snitch on a friend. Still havent. Im real like that.

    Life: Ill never do drugs. Still havent. Never will.


  7. I plead the 5th on the 1st part.

    To a friend: same as Thelma's, dated friend's ex when I believed I would never have done it. Lol

    In life: I said I'll be a priest. Hehehe...

  8. Really? Every lady has said she will never give a blow job at least once in her life?

    FAT LIE!!!

    I fantasized abt having a FAT, JUICY DICK in my mouth way before i got disvirgined. Infact i can cum just by sucking dick even without the dick entering my VJ!!

    Gosh i love the D!! Heheheheheh.....

    1. Abeg send me your number, email, twitter name, FB name, Instagram name, house address and office address.

    2. Konnnnnnmnnnnnnn,abeg fasting dey outside ojhhhhh.

    3. LOL!!!!! WTF!! People have spoil sha.. chaii

  9. The only never I used to say... I will never date someone I KNOW is married. I messed it up last year. Now I can say I will NEVER EVER AGAIN date a married man. Ko worth e! Use the toilet to pee. Not here.

    1. What made it not worth it, guilty conscience abi the Iyawo caught you? Many girls date married men but it's good to still have a conscience, to some people it's the normal thing to do.

  10. Thelma please shed more light on this he who must be obeyed. You're becoming too secretive these days, it's not fun jor.

    1. Oh my! Thank you for ds! Reading tru d comments, I was beginning to think dat I was d only one dat saw dat. T has become secretive for a while, unless you shared it on the blog while I was away. Anyways, it's a gud choice you made, personal tins are meant to be kept I think. Boo I really pray ds works for u hun.

      Abt d NEVERS..
      In sex..Ll ne'er ve sex b4 marriage. And I'm so sticking to dat. Thank God so far.

      Ion even see wat freaks people out wt ds tin sef. I know u guys ll say it's bc I've not experienced it. Seriously, ion too fancy dar.

      Oya lemme stop here b4 dey'll call me hypocrite. much hate and venom everywhere

  11. Sex- Never have a threesome and anal sex.. God being good, not tried it and yet and i pray i don't.

    Friend - Never propose to a friend and i did and the friendship was ruined.

    Life- coughing and choking.. nothing yet

  12. Well once said i will never date my Ex friend well that didn’t work.
    Life-Will never date a Yoruba guy..well considering my bf is Yoruba no more never’ s for me am all for living life as it brings.

  13. SEX- said id never have pr-marital sex, well i was forcefully slept with (hate to use the word raped)n that changed that aspect of me. slept with d next bf 1st day i went to his house! standard lowered completely! still hate that i allowed that to happen.


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