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Marry. Kill. Shag.





So ladies; you have Peter Okoye, Tu baba and Flavour. Who would you marry, who would you kill, who would you shag. 


Fellas; you have Tiwa Savage, Linda Ikeji and ToolzWho would you marry, who would you kill, who would you shag. 


It's a game so let's assume they're all single, for those who would want to say "but ___ is married". 


I think I would kill Tubaba (of course not in the literal sense. Lol). Shag Flavour N'abania and marry Peter Okoye. I think... 

Your turn. 

Comments

  1. Marry: Tiwa Savage

    Shag: Toolz

    Kill: Linda Ikeji

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    1. Lol why evulz. What did linlin do to you?

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    2. No freaking way!!! Hhahaha!kill lindodo? Ohwel...

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    3. But ... By mere looking
      Flavour iS shagable
      tu'baba iS killable
      Peter OKOYE iS marriable

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    4. Lol @ Vivian. How is Tubaba killable by mere looking?

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  2. Would marry tubaba,shag Peter okoye and murder flavour...TNHW

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  3. Kill Flavour, shag and marry Peter, dash Tu baba out...lmao!

    Seriously tho, kill flavour, shag Peter and marry Tu baba... cos he's way older and most likely past his "baby boy" years

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  4. I'll kill Peter,shag flavour and marry Tuface. If i'm a guy i'l kill toolz,shag Tiwa and marry Linda.j

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  5. Hello Thelma. It's my first time commenting but I'm a tipe-tipe reader (lol). I'd marry Peter, shag tuface and kill Flavour. WHYKAY

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  6. I agree with you T. I'll most definitely marry peter

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  7. None of the above. I might end up killing 3 of them.

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  8. Hmmmmmmm this is a tough one ohhh,I love tubaba and flavour,okay leggo
    Tubaba-shag
    Flavour -marry
    Peter-kill

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  10. kill flavour twice if possible, shag peter and marry tu baba...

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  11. I'm certainly Killing. Flavor, shag peter and marry 2 baba.

    Flip side: I'd shag tiwa, kill tools, marry Linda.

    But why kill, why not dump or wreck. This is Psycho tendencies o. LOLZ

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  12. Kill toolz, marry linda ikeji, shag tiwa savage.

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  13. Lols

    Marry Tu baba
    Shag Peter
    And totally kill Flavour.....i think the dude is way way arrogant

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  14. Kill Alfarsi. Shag Uyi. Marry Memphis.

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    1. Lmaoooo @ kill Alfarsi! Beht why?!!!!!! Loool!

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    2. Haaaaahahhaahhhha Uyi and meme where una dey?Make una come see this one. Lol. Spot on anon

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    3. Lol. U'd be missing big daddy dick. Shag me atleast, don't kill a brother Na. 😀:)

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    4. Show Ur face... You dragon! And let me slay you!!!!

      Lmao

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    5. Lololllllllll,see competition, so Uyi u are saying u will slay alfarsi's .........,@alfarsi u too show yourself, am.very sure someone like u ehhhhhh.........,okay let me not finish my statement.

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    6. We need to know some of our great anonymous BVs. It's about time already...to get married. Lol.

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    7. Rotfl...the comment and replies

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    8. I'm referring to the Anon.

      Reveal yourself! O ye, hiding yourself under the cloak of invisibility.

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    9. I can't laugh enough. I think it's high time we started considering another blog party. At least let me see your faces before I go for service.

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    10. LMAO here

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    11. Naaa, seeing our faces kills the mystique behind our persona.

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  15. Amma kill tubaba, shag peter marry flavour.

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  16. Definitely kill flavor! *sign of the cross* can't stand the guy! *Hug* Peter (bite me) marry tubaba minus his whoring ways!


    Tubas is calm, humble and easygoing. Remove the whoring part of him and you have a good man.

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    1. Kabouy did dey say hug,hmmmmmmmm see ojoro. Okay now.

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  17. Marry tubaba
    Kill Peter Okoye
    Shag Flavor

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  18. Marry Peter, Kill Tubaba, shag flavour!

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  19. Marry Tiwa Savage

    Shag Linda Ikeji

    Kill Toolz

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  20. But ... By mere looking
    Flavour iS shagable
    tu'baba iS killable
    Peter OKOYE iS marriable

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  21. Kill flavor , shag Peter, marry Tubaba.

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  22. Virtually everyone is saying they'll kill Toolz, WHY?

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    1. Actually I would shag Toolz, marry Linda, kill Tiwa.

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    2. Thelma that "if I'm a guy o!" is important. Lol

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    3. Misery needs company. I rest my case. That's why they will shag toolz for any reason

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  23. Marry Linda, shag Toolz and kill Tiwa!

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  24. Lol....I will kill all three. Pick some other dudes jare e.g lynxxx

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  25. Why isn't Dare Art Slade on the list na?
    I could marry tuface. I have no use for the other guys.

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    1. I swear!

      One day I was in the elevator and it stopped at the sixth floor for someone to get off. I was going to the 7th floor and I was gonna press the 7th button when the person got off. The door jus opened and guess who was sitting at the reception?! Darey! I was just staring at him until the elevator door closed and took me back to the ground floor. Lmaoo. I still pressed the 6th and 7th button just so I could stop at 6th fooor and see Darry before I got back to the 7th floor. I laughed so hard at myself and I was too shy to say hi! Smh!

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    2. Rotfl! I can't even judge you! Dare is good enough for your reaction... it's not just about his looks sef.

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  26. Kill peter, marry Tu baba and shag Flavour all night long (with triple protection of course),ain't nobody got time to be a baby mama...

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  27. And if I was a man (or bicurious female)
    I'd kill toolz, and have a 3some with Linda and Tiwa (yummy)

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  28. I find it hard to imagine really but i will marry Tu Baba(he is calm and humble) shag Peter(dats all i can consider him for), kill flavor...#tankGodLeBooainthere...#JoyDaNuGirl

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  29. Ill kill Tools with a bomb!

    Ill marry Linda secretly. Have a private wedding. Go on honeymoon to somewhere nice so she can tell me all about herself. Ill massage her morning and night.

    Ill straff Tiwa bad bad! Some dominatrix shit! 50 shades of Kon!

    Peace.

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  30. Marry Tubaba, Shag Peter Christian Grey style and Kill Flavour.

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  31. I'm late to this party... But still
    I'd marry tuface! Been marrying him in my daydreams for years anyway.... Shag peter (yummy body), kill flavour (very dispensable)

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  32. marry tuface, shag peter, kill flavour

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