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UYI on the TTB Hot Seat.


Hey guys. Welcome to another TTB Hot Seat. It's that post where we get to "interrogate" some of our most loved, popular, notorious and/or fun personalities on the blog. The questions are asked by YOU and answered by the one who's on the hot seat. Last week we had Memphis on our hot seat. This week it's my pleasure to have the awesome Tony Uyi Omoruyi! Read, enjoy, comment! (BTW the words in italics are mine)






When you go to the club do you pop champagne?
Which Club?

Do you smoke weed?
NO, but I've had experiences (No but you've had experiences. What does that mean?)

Ever been to Fela's African shrine?
YES I HAVE

Would you rather have an expensive car and dress shabbily OR dress expensively nice and drive a run down car?
I WOULD RATHER AN EXPENSIVE CAR

Which would you rather have: A sexy ugly girl OR a fine, toothpick girl?
NONE, I think I will prefer an average babe with average everything.

Android or Apple?
ANDROID

BBM or Whatsapp?
BOTH

Light skin girls or dark skin girls?
MIXED OR BOTH

Wank or patronize a prostitute?
NONE. #HIAN

For jewelry which would you rather have: White or yellow gold?
WHITE

How do you view the world?
I VIEW THE WORLD AS IT IS, GREED, SELFISHNESS, JEALOUSY ETC. MAN'S IMPERFECTIONS... I JUST TRY TO LIVE BETTER.(apparently a close friend see that as pretence)

What influences your decisions?
GOD'S GRACE WITH A WELL CALCULATED AND ANTICIPATED ACTION.

What are you like on your normal and crazy days
NORMAL DAYS I'M NORMAL, CRAZY DAYS I'M CRAZY.*tongue out* WHAT DAY IS IT?

If not photography, it would be what?
If not FILMMAKING, I would have gone into football coaching(I STILL MIGHT)

Do you just like giving opposing views for the fun of it or you really have those views?
FEW TIMES, FOR THE FUN OF IT. MOST TIMES, THEY ARE MY VIEWS.

How do you manage anxiety?
I STILL HAVENT FIGURED THAT OUT YET. COS WHEN I AM, YOU WILL SEE IT ALL OVER ME.

Single, married, complicated?
COMPLICATED

If you were given a second chance to come back to the world as a new person, with your experiences intact so as to avoid past mistakes and get things perfect, would you take it?
YES (who wouldn't?)

When last did you have sex?
NOT LONG. (Not long? This morning? Last night? Last year? What's not long Uyi?)

Will you marry the person you last had sex with?
POSSIBLY.


Do u have a secret crush on Thelma?(i see the way you smile like a baby in pictures)
YES!!! ISNT THAT OBVIOUS ENOUGH? (refer to anxiety question) (I can't see Uyi smiling like a baby o!)

Can u marry a repentant Ho?
YES, I will.

How old are you?
OLD ENOUGH

Can you date a girl who wouldn't have sex before marriage and be faithful to her?
NOPE; I'm sorry, my love is too strong and passionate when I'm in dat zone (lol. I like that, too strong and passionate. Hehehe).

Is there any tribe you can't marry from?
Absolutely none. If I love you, tribe will be Like the last thing on my mind.

What is the best stunt you've ever pulled?
GOOD OR BAD? MY DEAR, LET'S NOT GO THERE.

What is your full name and what does it mean?
UYIOGHOSA- GLORY BE TO GOD

Are you in a relationship?
IN A PROCESS: At least the ministry is moving... (Halleluyah somebody!)

What inspires you?
EVERYTHING, ALTHOUGH MOVIES INSPIRE ME ALOT.

Virgin,celibate, or free thinker?
FREETHINKER. Basically I ain't no celibate nor virgin and I don't intend to be. (Who asked this question? What does being a free thinker have to do with virginity or celibacy?)

How many times have you had sex this year?
NOT MUCH.

Do you have a crush on any ttb reader?
I have a thing for married/older women (hey, don't think too much about it). So I will just leave it at that. Probably the way they think draws my attention.

Whose comment do you look forward to seeing on ttb?
BLOGITUP(my #boo4life Lol) and Memphis. Used to be Sasha bone But shes been out of reach. AND ALL THE MALE COMMENTERS, MR Steele!! Where are you@?

How many girls have you met from ttb?
Many (hmmm, y'all been doing things behind my back. Issokay!)

How many girls have you had sex with?
I've literally lost count and counting...IN FACT, ALL OF THEM (u want to hear SDK chronicles abi? Lol)

Do you believe in love *at first sight*?
I believe in Like at first sight Sha

What turns you off in a woman?
WHAT YOU HAVE UPSTAIRS AND THE ABILITY TO SEE FAR BEYOND WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU AS A WOMAN.- THIS, IN REVERSE, TURNS ME OFF.(still wondering why I love older women?)

Monogamy or polygamy?
MONOGAMY

Religion and faith?
CATHOLIC

Do you consider yourself a ladies man?
NOPE, not at all. I even think I'm the opposite. Do I have to be? *pensive* (let's see if i will add DAT to my list if things to be better at, your opinion can assist too)

If you are to change a thing about you, what would it be?
WOULD HAVE SAID INSENSITIVITY (SOMETIMES). BUT BEING SENSITIVE EVERYTIME MAKES YOU OVER THINK/OVERANALYZE THINGS. SO I WOULD SAY NOTHING.

Have you ever been in love?
MY DEAR...*sigh*

Who is your favourite TTB reader?
IBUKUN.(BUT SHE'S OUT OF TOUCH SOMETIMES. REALITY, I MEAN)

Love,girls or money?
MONEY!!!!!!!! LOVE WILL ALWAYS COME. Girls? I'm indifferent. (You're indifferent about girls but love will always come. Are you trying to tell us something Uyi?)

If you could change something about:
-The present administration
-The world
-Yourself
-TTB

what would it be?

Well, for The present administration, remove Lai Mohammed, and those partisan politicians in APC that are still giving PDP the impetus to think they still matter. And then bring in Oga Common Sense in. I think that man has Nigeria's best interest at heart than most of the APC nitwits. 
THE WORLD? if I could be God, i'd remove just two vices, Greed (rich wanting to get even richer) and Pride(religious fanatics who think of themselves as higher beings esp. 'Most' Muslims and the new age pentecostal Christians. *sigh)
MYSELF? My (intentional) insensitivity
TTB: I will add more Thelma original Stories.

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So there you have it! Thanks so much Uyi! And great thanks to Memphis! What would I ever do without you???

For the next TTB hot seat I nominate myself. Got any questions for me, drop them in this comment section and I'd see to it that I answer them all. 

If you've got any words or questions for Uyi, the floor is open, he'll be reading. 



Comments

  1. This is my summary of Uyi.

    Uyi is a normal human being. He is not crazy, not a serial killer. You wont see him often under the influence of alcohol or weed. He hates greedy people (I wish somebody asked about his generosity) Girls have done strong things to him in the past now he is moving with caution. But his game with the chicks is kinda weak (lol). He is happy with his life and very hopeful of the future

    Seems like a cool nigga.

    Peace

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  2. As for Thelma...

    How tall are you and what do you weigh?
    How many 1 night stands have you had?
    In School were you ever bullied?
    Even fought physically because of a guy?
    Favorite color?
    What do you think of guys that smoke weed occasionally?
    Do you smoke weed?
    Clean shave guys or bearded guys?
    Chubby guys (Not fat) or muscular with 7packs kinda guy?
    On a scale of 1 - 10 how beautiful do you think you are?
    Whats your alcohol tolerance like?
    Favorite swallow food - Eba, amala, pounded yam etc?
    Whats the nickname you gave your last BF?
    Have you ever been proposed to?
    Whats the nickname your last BF gave you?
    Whats the nickname your present BF calls you?
    What car do you wanna buy next?
    Ever had sex with a guy you are not proud of?
    Ever tried some lesbian acts? *Wink

    Peace

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    1. Lol I guess kon has finished asking the questions for the whole blog. Issorai...

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    2. lol ... some have been asked and answered in the past sha

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  3. Eiyah..."intentional insensitivity "is like a cloak used to hide too much sensitivity. Oh! I can see why his "love is too strong and passionate."

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  5. Uyi why did you stylishly plead the 5th in some answers? Ojoro. Lol. Nice one...

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  6. I'm blushing, I'm his favorite TTb reader. Just like kon said Uyi is a normal guy with healthy thinking. I guess the seat is getting hotter.

    Now to Thelma
    Have you ever thought of being a celebrity? You have the carriage
    Would you change the way you are for anyone?
    I know you talk of marriage often, do you really see yourself getting married?
    Did your days at Queen's college make or Mar you?
    Whats the craziest thing you have ever done?
    How long did it take you to come to terms with yourself? I see you as someone who at some point told herself that mehn this is me, accept and move on.
    Do you foresee yourself practicing law till the very end?
    What if you are to date someone in TTb, who would that be?
    Are you in a serious relationship?
    In five years time, you should be?
    You have a sexy figure, how do you cope with guys?
    I guess that's enough for now

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    1. He wasn't referring to your own ibukun he is referring to sunshine, she is ibukun too,so no happy too much.

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    2. Who is this anonymous sef, must you burst a bubble that isn't even yours? Lol.

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    3. Whatever all na same, *tongue out*,

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    4. Sunshine is my name sake! I'm singing, I'm dancing. Ibukun girls rock.

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    5. Hahahaha... who's this anonymous that knows my name...lok

      Ibk... yes jare, rock!

      Uyi! Hahaha... you need to explain that "reality" clause o... I'm touched tho!

      I've been bragging to Kabuoy since...lol

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  7. Uyi is fine, but he. Is too young... tongue click.
    Thelma what happened to my anonymous comment on the 'things i said I'd never do' post? You put am inside your comment pot?
    I have so many questions for you sha, but I'd rather do you a mail.

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  8. Sorry but Who composed these boring questions???

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    1. TTB readers...

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    2. LOL. Chinenyenwa the questions were asked by blog readers in the last hot seat post. You can ask yours too in subsequent hot seat posts and spice it up.

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    3. At least it's better than the first hot seat. The first one was more like a Q&A session not a hot seat.

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  9. What are the odds? Uyi I'm back o, how far na? What did Ibukun do you you?

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    1. U want us to miss you too much abi? You win. Lol

      Anyway, welcome back.

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  10. Question: T, do you think this blog affect your decisions.. as in do you sometimes embark on adventures or make decisions just cos you feel the outcome - whether good or bad - will be an interesting blog discussion

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  11. Uyi, you seem like. Guys guy. Me I like you for being true to yourself irrespective of what people think. It's pretty hard these days to find real people. You seem to have your head well screwed to your neck.

    I like that you value honesty, it's rather scarce these days.

    All in all, I say, you are my guy.

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  12. Uyi is real. He is an idealist. And his (intentional) insensitivity may likely border on the fact that ideals hardly thrive in the part of the world we have found ourselves in. Therefore, he has elected not to think or worry about those 'fruitless' ideals as those thought often make him angry, if not depressed.

    Now, over to Madam TTB: Have you ever had the hunger of a cougar/ Have you ever been a cougar? #Grins

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  13. My question for T. Would u love to be a celebrity? What do u think of fame? Do u consider linda ikeji a role model? What do u think of adoption? Have u felt u are not where u are supposed to be in life? What gives u d zeal to live? Anal, orgy or threesome? Have u ever felt love so real? What's ur personal relationship with God? On a side note, where is rubylicious

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  14. Very evasive answers mostly.... God is watching all of you that say a lot and end up saying nothing.

    Question for Thelma. Seeing that Kon has used up all the questions available to mankind, pls answer me this one "Whatever happened to Clark Kent?"

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    1. Hahahaha! Buby! Wonderful question..

      My questions for Tee.

      What's the end game? Like... we all have dreams and aspirations, where we want to be and what we want to achieve, what's yours? That point you're looking at and saying, if and when I get there, I'm fulfilled. What's that point for you?(sorry 4 d long story... just want you to get the point)

      What's the one thing you cannot tolerate in a relationship?(your deal breaker)

      What's your relationship with God like?

      A lot of ladies have high standards for the kind of men they want to be with especially in their teens and early 20s, have yours changed over the years? Have to had to cross some things of that "list" cos you realised they were irrelevant or...anything?

      How good a cook are you on a scale of 1 to frigging awesome!

      What exactly do you do for a living... We already know you're a lawyer, so this is asking for a detailed description of stuff you handle.(this question is cos i know many lawyers and they dont travel half a much as you do...*covers face*..lol)

      I know you love perfumes, what's the highest you've spent on a perfume?

      In recent times, you've made reference to one "oga", are you in a relationship now? If yes, how serious is it?

      You're my absolute favourite blogger Tee! #Hugs and #Kisses

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  15. Questions for Thelma...
    1. When last did u have a one night stand(day,month,year)
    2.When last did u have sex (day,month,year)
    3.have you ever lost a guy cos of ur body size
    4.have you ever been embarrassed cos of ur body size
    5.When was the first time you had sex
    6.What is the biggest lie u ever told
    7.What is the dumbest action u ever took
    8.how was ur first kiss and when
    9.Describe ur worst first date ever
    10.what is the most exotic food that u av eaten till date
    11.What is the most public place you ever had sex
    12. What is your favourite body part on the opposite sex
    13. What is ur guilty pleasure
    14. What is the dirtiest,most vile fantasy u ever had
    15.What is the most outrageous thing u have ever done sexually
    16.Truthfully name 3 blog readers u dislike

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