Hey guys. Welcome to another TTB Hot Seat. It's that post where we get to "interrogate" some of our most loved, popular, notorious and/or fun personalities on the blog. The questions are asked by YOU and answered by the one who's on the hot seat. Last week we had Memphis on our hot seat. This week it's my pleasure to have the awesome Tony Uyi Omoruyi! Read, enjoy, comment! (BTW the words in italics are mine)
When you go to the club do you pop champagne?
Do you smoke weed?
NO, but I've had experiences (No but you've had experiences. What does that mean?)
Ever been to Fela's African shrine?
YES I HAVE
Would you rather have an expensive car and dress shabbily OR dress expensively nice and drive a run down car?
I WOULD RATHER AN EXPENSIVE CAR
Which would you rather have: A sexy ugly girl OR a fine, toothpick girl?
NONE, I think I will prefer an average babe with average everything.
Android or Apple?
BBM or Whatsapp?
Light skin girls or dark skin girls?
MIXED OR BOTH
Wank or patronize a prostitute?
For jewelry which would you rather have: White or yellow gold?
How do you view the world?
I VIEW THE WORLD AS IT IS, GREED, SELFISHNESS, JEALOUSY ETC. MAN'S IMPERFECTIONS... I JUST TRY TO LIVE BETTER.(apparently a close friend see that as pretence)
What influences your decisions?
GOD'S GRACE WITH A WELL CALCULATED AND ANTICIPATED ACTION.
What are you like on your normal and crazy days
NORMAL DAYS I'M NORMAL, CRAZY DAYS I'M CRAZY.*tongue out* WHAT DAY IS IT?
If not photography, it would be what?
If not FILMMAKING, I would have gone into football coaching(I STILL MIGHT)
Do you just like giving opposing views for the fun of it or you really have those views?
FEW TIMES, FOR THE FUN OF IT. MOST TIMES, THEY ARE MY VIEWS.
How do you manage anxiety?
I STILL HAVENT FIGURED THAT OUT YET. COS WHEN I AM, YOU WILL SEE IT ALL OVER ME.
Single, married, complicated?
If you were given a second chance to come back to the world as a new person, with your experiences intact so as to avoid past mistakes and get things perfect, would you take it?
YES (who wouldn't?)
When last did you have sex?
NOT LONG. (Not long? This morning? Last night? Last year? What's not long Uyi?)
Will you marry the person you last had sex with?
Do u have a secret crush on Thelma?(i see the way you smile like a baby in pictures)YES!!! ISNT THAT OBVIOUS ENOUGH? (refer to anxiety question) (I can't see Uyi smiling like a baby o!)
Can u marry a repentant Ho?
YES, I will.
How old are you?
Can you date a girl who wouldn't have sex before marriage and be faithful to her?
NOPE; I'm sorry, my love is too strong and passionate when I'm in dat zone (lol. I like that, too strong and passionate. Hehehe).
Is there any tribe you can't marry from?
Absolutely none. If I love you, tribe will be Like the last thing on my mind.
What is the best stunt you've ever pulled?
GOOD OR BAD? MY DEAR, LET'S NOT GO THERE.
What is your full name and what does it mean?
UYIOGHOSA- GLORY BE TO GOD
Are you in a relationship?
IN A PROCESS: At least the ministry is moving... (Halleluyah somebody!)
What inspires you?
EVERYTHING, ALTHOUGH MOVIES INSPIRE ME ALOT.
Virgin,celibate, or free thinker?
FREETHINKER. Basically I ain't no celibate nor virgin and I don't intend to be. (Who asked this question? What does being a free thinker have to do with virginity or celibacy?)
How many times have you had sex this year?
Do you have a crush on any ttb reader?
I have a thing for married/older women (hey, don't think too much about it). So I will just leave it at that. Probably the way they think draws my attention.
Whose comment do you look forward to seeing on ttb?
BLOGITUP(my #boo4life Lol) and Memphis. Used to be Sasha bone But shes been out of reach. AND ALL THE MALE COMMENTERS, MR Steele!! Where are you@?
How many girls have you met from ttb?
Many (hmmm, y'all been doing things behind my back. Issokay!)
How many girls have you had sex with?
I've literally lost count and counting...IN FACT, ALL OF THEM (u want to hear SDK chronicles abi? Lol)
Do you believe in love *at first sight*?
I believe in Like at first sight Sha
What turns you off in a woman?
WHAT YOU HAVE UPSTAIRS AND THE ABILITY TO SEE FAR BEYOND WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU AS A WOMAN.- THIS, IN REVERSE, TURNS ME OFF.(still wondering why I love older women?)
Monogamy or polygamy?
Religion and faith?
Do you consider yourself a ladies man?
NOPE, not at all. I even think I'm the opposite. Do I have to be? *pensive* (let's see if i will add DAT to my list if things to be better at, your opinion can assist too)
If you are to change a thing about you, what would it be?
WOULD HAVE SAID INSENSITIVITY (SOMETIMES). BUT BEING SENSITIVE EVERYTIME MAKES YOU OVER THINK/OVERANALYZE THINGS. SO I WOULD SAY NOTHING.
Have you ever been in love?
Who is your favourite TTB reader?
IBUKUN.(BUT SHE'S OUT OF TOUCH SOMETIMES. REALITY, I MEAN)
Love,girls or money?
MONEY!!!!!!!! LOVE WILL ALWAYS COME. Girls? I'm indifferent. (You're indifferent about girls but love will always come. Are you trying to tell us something Uyi?)
If you could change something about:
-The present administration
what would it be?
Well, for The present administration, remove Lai Mohammed, and those partisan politicians in APC that are still giving PDP the impetus to think they still matter. And then bring in Oga Common Sense in. I think that man has Nigeria's best interest at heart than most of the APC nitwits.
THE WORLD? if I could be God, i'd remove just two vices, Greed (rich wanting to get even richer) and Pride(religious fanatics who think of themselves as higher beings esp. 'Most' Muslims and the new age pentecostal Christians. *sigh)
MYSELF? My (intentional) insensitivity
TTB: I will add more Thelma original Stories.
TTB: I will add more Thelma original Stories.
So there you have it! Thanks so much Uyi! And great thanks to Memphis! What would I ever do without you???
For the next TTB hot seat I nominate myself. Got any questions for me, drop them in this comment section and I'd see to it that I answer them all.
If you've got any words or questions for Uyi, the floor is open, he'll be reading.