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Buahahahahahahahhahaha. This last one killed me. Issorai. 

My friend sent me this. Dunno where she got them, most likely Twitter. She said Nawa oh, some people will do anything for money. 


Anyways, doesn't reading this make you feel like you're definitely making heaven? Azzzzn I wish these people are right in front of me on the queue on judgement day, because there's no way anybody is sending me to hell after judging these ones! No way, I'd be sent right in, with the keys to my mansion, my personal angels and all that jazz. 


Meanwhile why are Nigerian girls put under heat for Dubai runs? Our girls are learners where these ones dey. 

Ok bye. 


  1. But why are theae arab/muslim guys so freaky. They will be in one corner shouting sharia where as the things they fanTasize about and also do can give one a heart attack n stroke same time. They inhale sh*t to get high, they hv the highest number of gays, they molest children, they like fu*k matter n ass_holes. They r just perverts that like to act holy. Very disgUsting

  2. For real ooo Thelma, I have been on Twitter all day, my question is how did these chats surface. Lol, I feel like a virgin after reading all these. Right now, coprophilia and Dormant HIV is trending in Twitter.The human race is just something else

  3. Nigerian chicks are not learners they are a big part of the sex trade. I lived in the middle east actively Dubai for a few years and If I cannot call your place of work and show up to say Hi, I am staying away. Prostitution in the middle east is big business - a lot of the women going to buy goods for a week or so are reporting to their pimps and using the cash to buy goods. No be today- folks will even offer to pimp you who has a job. So no Naija girls are not learners they might just have a slower moving market due to customer demands of specific physical attributes - darker skin is not as attractive to many as lighter or Caucasian skin....African babes generally get paid less than others...

  4. Choi!!! Wet in person no go read....Lmao


  5. The hustle is real, anything for money. God go help us.

  6. I have not shut my mouth since yesterday, and i saw the first girl's age (24).. omg!!! is there any hope for our next generation?
    i have to do all i can to bring my children up in the way of the lord and monitor them closely. feel so sad reading all these

  7. WTF did I just read? What is dormant HIV?

  8. Revelation... Just when you think nothing can ever shock you, you see something people eating shit for the sexual thrill of their fellow human being. We don't need Satan, I'm sure he's on holiday because some humans are doing the work for him.

  9. I can't believe these things........Really? So shocking.

    I must confess I had to google some terms e.g. coprophilia, bukaked etc; never heard of them until I read this post.

    Things are happening!



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