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A Bride Wants What a Bride Wants!

Ladies, your BFF makes these demands for her big day. What do you do? 

Men, you learn that your normally level-headed and reasonable girlfriend who's now your bride-to-be is insisting on all these from her friends, and even you. Does it make you nervous about this woman who's about to become your wife "till death do you part"?

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  1. She won't... If she's my supposed wife-to-be.

    She's smarter than this.

  2. Hello BFF... I will be soooooooooo MIA! Chai. Who does that?

  3. LOL. We are the instagram generation, we do everything for the 'gram. May God help us.

  4. For what na? Please don't go and waste your money on top wedding . Set your budget and if you can't afford the rest so be it. Any friend that acts like this is plain selfish

  5. Lol,I'll tell her I wld be there for her wedding but not on the train.

    Shldnt the bridal train be catered for by the bride-to-be? If she wants them to wear Saturn on their head,she shld be the one to make it happen

    1. Hi Sasha.. Getting married in July God's grace. Paid for my ladies clothes for one reason or the other because I chose to. In my opinion they should pay for themselves. I bought their bouquet cos I chose to... But brides have enough expenses and can only choose to pay for the train if they can afford to. However, no bride should cut peoples throat. Its evil

  6. ...and after three months na divorce we go hear, she should not prepare for her marriage be there thinking of wedding . He go clear for your eye every soon. Hissssss

  7. My "normally level-headed and reasonable girlfriend" making these kind of demands? She had better go pick the "normally level-headed and reasonable" attitude where she left it.

  8. Who has time for argument? I no gree na him de tear shirt. Will tell her OK. On that day,if she sees me;thanks to God.if she doesn't still thanks to God.
    My BFF,if indeed she is that in the true sense of it, won't even dare to try such nonsense. It's only someone I met 2days ago that can.

  9. Lol these are the type of people my mom tells she is travelling during their wedding time.

    As for me a simple I cant afford it will work. No further discussion. Whether or not I have the money is not the issue, I simply cannot afford such.

  10. Lol......that bride is on her ow. I will just pull out and tell her I am no longer interested.

  11. This is a no brainer. The answer is no. Would I manufacture money I don't have? Even if I have it sef, why would I spend it all in one place on material stuff for that matter. Abegi! The "BFF" is on her own in this case...
    Anywaiz, my BFF is waaay smarter and frugal than this one. No 1kobo is going to waste at her, she'd rather save for honeymoon

  12. Wow, that's alot of money especially with this economy.

    And I'm looking for money to complete clearance at school. Na wah o

  13. People asking questions they know the answer to.

    If you cant afford it then politely say you cant. Iv turned down grooms men appointment more than once because it was bad timing for me to be buying new suit and shoes. The stress of grooms man is even another thing...

    If my wife to be ever suggests this.... mehn... I dont know what Ill do. Ill feel like Iv made a mistake.


  14. The bride should better look for new friends for her train if that's what she wants. So I would use all my salary because my friend is getting married. Lailai ko jor.

  15. I would suddenly have a work trip that weekend that I may not be back from in time for the wedding, simple! My trip would be canceled at the last minute a week to the wedding, meaning I would attend in my own clothes biko. Break the Internet fire!

  16. The three bridesmaids dresses I have, I've never worn a second time!, so why would I want to spend so much on another..she would be her own train!!

  17. lol, I can tell you with 100% certainty that I have no friend that will make such demands from me.J


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