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Dear Thelma, I Just Want To Rant!

Good morning Tee & our beautiful family. I am boiling this morning. Bae travelled over three months ago and will be going back to work soon. So it's been three months of texting, phone calls, skyping , phone sex and serious konji. At night our texts will be so naughty and xrated about all the things we couldn't wait to do to each other when he comes back. Yesterday I took the day off to prepare for him since I'm travelling out of town for work this weekend. I went to the market and shopped despite the very high cost of things. I made one beautiful egusi soup with all the mede mede, snail, kpomo, dry fish, chicken and everything, I even made fufu and put in wraps, then I bought some wine and Kilishi that we can snack on in between rounds *wink*. I cleaned my house and put scented oils everywhere, I shaved very well and even took some natural mixtures that will get my juices flowing very well because I was anticipating last night will be like blue film. When bobo came back after all the hugs and everything he said he just wants to lie down and rest for a few minutes. I said okay and went to warm food and prepare the table, mind you all this time I was wearing my sexiest victoria secret lingerie. Can you imagine that by the time I went back to the room this guy was passed out cold? I tried everything to wake him but for where? I almost cried myself to sleep last night, even when I left for work this morning he was still sleeping. Now I'm in the office and we will soon go to the airport. I swear I've never been this angry. Sorry for the epistle, I just needed to vent. 


Kai! I can feel your pain, sorry baby girl. I'm sure he'll make it up to you when you get back. 

Anyone else got something that's ticking them off? Want to blow some steam, vent, scream, share, rant? 


  1. Here is my own rant. I am tired of Nysc putting my plans to shame. I stopped working only for Nysc to send me a message that I'm in stream 2. Time for stream 2 camp it was postponed indefinitely. Nysc just don't seem to have a made up mind. They have been postponing this thing since like forever. Now all I do at home is eat and sleep.
    Thinking of getting a job though but the thing with Nysc is we don't know when camp would start. I'm just tired.

    1. NYSC postponed indefinitely? Are u kidding?
      Honey,go out there and get a job or something. Don't let the confusion from above spill onto u...

    2. I have started looking for a job but nobody wants someone who does not know how long one would stay. Trying my best though.

  2. @Poster:
    1) Maybe he was tired last night
    2) You should have woken him up this morning and demanded sex. Maybe he didnt see all the oil and sexy clothes. You wake him up with his dick in your mouth. Atleast he slept all through the night, he should have energy in the morning.
    3) Maybe he is gay
    4) Maybe he had marathon sex before he came to see you so there was no urge
    4) Maybe he has a medical condition. Low libido or something.

    I gat nothing to rant about. I want to try speaking only positive for a while. They say it works.


  3. Chei!!!!!So sorry dear, don't mind him you hear? On a lighter note, biko what's your address let me come and eat the egusi soup na.

    1. Are you sure its just the egusi soup you want to go and eat?

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  4. Madam,

    You should have woken him up at 4am with Kon's second point. You should have demanded it without him having a choice in the matter. Anywaiz, what's done is done. As soon as you get back from that trip of yours, drag him into your room and punish him for leaving you hanging like

    Nothing to rant about. I'm super grateful for the coming weekend/holiday and some good news I'm waiting for. June is going to be a fantastic month, I just know it!

    1. You say wetin?!!! πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

    2. Apostle must read this your comment... Referring her to the 2ndbpoint okwaya? Ok!

  5. LOL. Mr man was tired jare. Who scented oils epp? Maybe the ambiance + your look helped make him sleep so deep. Pele.

    1. When nature calls my dear, even sex will vanish. Dont blame him much eh. I know for sure wen u get back something must happen

  6. In all things (rant or no rant), give thanks...

  7. LMAO maybe the environment got way too conducive dude passed out, it's well.

    no complaints right now, patiently waiting for my birthday though

  8. 😭😭😭😭😭.AWANTO CURDO!!!!!!
    Somebody,Anybody hia to epp?

  9. Please who knows a good baker in lagos...lekki to be precise. if not in lekki the person should be able to deliver. please I need contacts of extremely good bakers. Thanks in advance.

  10. Lol...I can feel your pain poster. Pele.

    No rant from my side, learning to give thanks despite the situation.


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Just checking in to sign the register. Lol. It's been a very busy week and it looks like it might be an even busier weekend. I was hoping to get some writing done when I got to the airport yesterday but I even almost missed my flight. It was hopeless trying to do any work on the plane as it was bumpy af, and this toddler behind me wouldn't stop screaming in piercing shrieks like he was being exorcised. 
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