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So I was at a party yesterday and have you heard, I could have just reached over and squeezed Don Jazzy's big nose.

LOL. Yeah I'm star struck, I confess. 

So this place was running over with the wealthy, the monied, the 1%; the elite. For those few hours I forgot I was in a country that's severely depressed at the moment, these people might have 99 problems but money just isn't one. 

So I happened upon this conversation that has had me thinking all day. There's this youngish man that bought a house for his young girlfriend in Banana Island. His equally wealthy or possibly even wealthier friends weren't very happy about this. Like, you could have bought her a house in Lekki or VGC or even VI, but Banana Island? Isn't that rather overly excessive? Especially for someone so...... temporary?

And so yesterday someone finally confronted him; "Bia nwoke, what's this I'm hearing about you buying a house for a girl ('girl' said with contempt) in Banana Island? Why did you do that?" He asked. 

"O na e nye m obi uto". He replied. 

She makes me happy. 

That was all he said. Simply. Calmly. Peacefully. 

She makes me happy. 

Like that explains everything. Like that's more than enough reason. Like you can't put a price tag on happiness but if you could, a Banana Island property is a fair price. 

She makes me happy. 

And I wonder about it, I make a lot of people happy too! A number of my blog readers claim I make them happy. Some friends say I make them happy. A few others too. 

Well apparently I'm making the wrong people happy.



  1. Don't worry a time would come when the wrong people would become the right people.
    That's sweet though, a banana island property, issorai. All the people that I have made happy in my life can you see this.

    1. Fine girl,I hear camp is resuming next week, congratulations :)

    2. Thanks. It's on Nysc website. I just hope it's not postponed again. Right now I'm not even enthusiastic

  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Thelma! What do you mean?!!!! See me in the conference room!

    Lord, everyday I make sunshine happy.... Ordinary land @ Majidun Ikorodu she has not bought for me! πŸ˜‚

    1. Rotfl... Majidun...

      Why are you in a hurry? Be patient. Infact, is it Majidun you want or 1 acre at that Bar beach sandfill place? Lol

      Seriously tho, I've made too many pple happy, yet... chai!
      Baba God, dakun pick up this call...

  3. Replies
    1. Please send the title deeds. Even land in Epe is ok, bad as e bad na to start farming.

    2. Lol. I meant to write:

      "You make me happy, I make you happy too. 1-1.".

      That way, Epe plot will be reserved for "her" ��

    3. Memphis "I meant to write..." can never hold up in court. So please sir, do the needful! TTB readers who is coming for my thanksgiving service? Memphis you don hit my car, oyibo repete. My own don better o, oyibo ...

    4. Make way make way, walking through...

  4. Lmao!
    I get you Thelma honey...and you just might never know.

    I'm here wondering how she makes him happy.
    I love their love tho, I'm not tapping.

  5. LMAO! Thelma watch ya language o, call us wrong people again and...
    I can only say WOW to dat guy's large heart. He get am, im sabi give on top. Father in Heaven, Pls I'm not immune to ds typa man, but I want for marriage mbok. Thankio

  6. Lools.

    I'll like to read on what women give/do to (temporary) men who also "make them happy"

  7. Please when you start making people like that happy, please hook a sister up.
    I wan dey market happiness

    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    2. Hahahahahahaha... biko hook me up too. Me sef wan turn marketer...lmao

    3. LOL! If you turn marketer, I go turn producer so e fit reach me.

  8. Chai... Diaris God oo, twitches eye. is this 4 real? Mehn, oh lord pick my call oo, lol. Thelms darling, we loff u too, we gat up back err'time.

  9. Lol...this is funny. And the guy's reply made me 'awwww'.....cute.

  10. She makes me happy in bed. The 'in bed' is silent.

    1. Uyi I beg to disagree. Great sex is not so hard to find, most men can get that from almost anywhere. Of course bedmatics is involved. But my dear, if it was about making a man happy in bed, a lot of us ladies would have mansions in Chelsea, Abu Dhabi and the Hamptons. I don't think it's love but I do think she touches his heart. When you're able to "move" a man, he can do things for you that would have people saying you jazzed him.

    2. Capture his eyes,you earn his purse
      Capture his heart,you earn his world.

  11. Lol....its funny sha. Hope she makes him happy enough to be his "MRS"

  12. Lol....its funny sha. Hope she makes him happy enough to be his "MRS"

  13. Oluwa wa... God dey.

  14. Some sisters are just more blessed than the other.


  15. Hmmmmmmm, So men like this still exist...All i see are those that give headache

  16. As cute as all those might sound. Does the source of the wealth matter?

    Or is it "clean money dirty money how do you tell the difference" kind of thing?

    Do you people ever weep for the young girls whose lady parts are harvested and corpse dumped by the road side?

    Well, what do I know?

  17. dear Lord bless me ... I'm owing some people houses at banana island.


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