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  1. I would just pray not to be possessed by the madea's syndrome...A whole husband not even boyfriend or fiancé..😑😑😑TNHW

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  2. Hmmmmmmm, dats crossing the line "dear female friend" Well, I'll let my eyes do the talking. Cos only the eyes I'll give her, next tym she won't think it, not to talk of trying it...
    There should be a limit plzzzzzz.

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    1. Not if she's anything like sunshine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©
      You will be wasting your "eyes"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ because she won't even see you. She'll just say it and move on.

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    2. U will change to rainfall as ur trying to put dat ingredient, trust me!!

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  3. I laugh in vernacular...

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  4. I ll simply say "sorry dis is the way he likes it now, u re obviously outdated ok, but thanks anyways"! Rubbish.

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  5. What would even bring her into the kitchen in the first place? Hian!!!

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    1. Good question.

      Could be she'd been cooking therein for him before our wedding but that day would be the last she would visit let alone enter the kitchen.

      -F

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  6. What would I not hear in this world? I would so dish out the eye memo#datsall.

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  7. Me: Ooshey! Miss recipe specialist! Your expertise is not needed in this kitchen. Thank you*bright smile*😊😊😊

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  8. Hmmmm? See gbedu inside party! This is... What is this sef? I don't even know where to start explaining to wifey that she's actually right . Hahaha

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  9. Naaaaaa,Nehi,Impossible.It can never happen and if it does happen,I will jejely pack the food in a cooler for her to go consume cos she just poisoned my husband's food.

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  10. ehh!! I will simply tell her
    Nne, your tenure don expire. this is how we run the pot now.
    Change has taken over!

    nonsense and ingredients

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  11. She comes into d kitchen?agreed but adds an ingredient?how? That's impossible when am right there because I will definitely use a soup spoon or better still an 'omorogun' to reset that hand of hers to factory setting!Then I will politely explain to her that its rude to enter someone's kitchen and give unsolicited advice/tips!


    Ewaoluwa

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  12. But this is sooo easy nau, nobody will eat that soup...finito!

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  13. Lol.. I don't even know. First, omorogun will hit your hand shaaa, second, you will definitely pack that food to your house when you're going home and best believe you're not welcome in my home again. What nonsense? Plus, le hubs would have to explain how she knows "how he likes it". It probably means she was an ex at some point so why is my hubby's ex in my kitchen?

    Too many problem with this scenario jare.

    *Kabuoy I see you o

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