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How Much Do You Have?





It's Saturday guys, let's have some fun. 

So how much do you have? I'd have told you mine but I don't wanna alarm y'all. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ˆπŸ™€

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  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. "How much do you have", ya smiling upandan.

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    2. Maybe 10 or 15? I think 10 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      You want a breakdown?

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    3. "10 or 15"?? You're not even sure? Hahahaha.

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  2. $74. Done everything up there except coke, Twitter fight and caught someone or be caught having sex. But av repented now. Hallelujah

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    1. πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ Awon baba ni yen!!!

      Can we have a break down please πŸ˜‚

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    2. Ah ahn. Something that I donated to charity is what you want me to break down? Didn't JESUS say "let your left hand not be aware of what your right hand does/gives"? Lol.

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    1. You have really tried my sister. Lol

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  5. $52 and infact I think I need change sef...lol

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    1. Wait sasha, I'm just seeing yours oh... 52?

      Seriously?
      Just $52. πŸ‘

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  6. Thelma Alarm us!!!!!! We don't mind! We can take it!!! πŸ˜‚

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    1. Kai Kabuoy your amebo level is 10/10. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…. First shaking legs now you want to be alarmed? Ok, I'm coming.

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    2. Thelma Bebe 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘

      Alarm me! I wie take eeet! πŸ˜‚ Anything for you! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜˜

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  7. Anyone who's total ends with "2" has either gotten drunk or sent nudes. Agama eyez on y'all.. *evul smile*

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    1. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ why evils??? Keep calm and reaf comments first.lol

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    2. lol ... math got realπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ or 7

      and if it end's in 4 or 9, they've done both. I'm done.πŸ˜‚

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    3. I was about writing it... Till I saw it now. πŸ˜‚ 😈😈😈
      And to think you are one of us. Sigh

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    4. I was about writing it... Till I saw it now. πŸ˜‚ 😈😈😈
      And to think you are one of us. Sigh

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  8. $0 ��n I'm 23

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    1. Yeah right, and I'm Atilla the Hun. 67 mehn.
      Kratos

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  9. $52 �� but I've been washed by the blood of The lamb.
    #newbie

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  10. Mine is 89,hehe.You only live once abi?

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    1. Lol, Most of them are not that bad. Only the coke part.

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  11. 62 mehn Awon gangster

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    1. Bia madam come and calculate yours again! How can my money on this be higher?

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    2. You are not a serious somebody. Sorry to burst ur bubble. I am 52 sweetie

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    3. See your life? From 62 to 52! That's how they catch people. *tongue out*

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    1. πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
      My senior colleague πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

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  13. So I have 32...Noice

    Memphis,welldone.Be summing up there.May we know your breakdown please?you should have records before it was donated to charity

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  14. $79 only...small change...

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  15. Lmao! Kabuoy is such a chicken!

    Now I'm shy to put up my own measly figure. Y'all are gangster mehn! All you alarmists like Thelma...lol I hail o!

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    1. Don't be ashamed dear... It's $5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Who asked you? Jero!

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    3. I'm even richer than you sef! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œ

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  16. $62....nt so bad after all.

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  17. Just $60... I may need to increase that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  18. First time commenting

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  19. shit...almost didn't comment after seeing m the richest for now.. $97.. oya Kon..coman comment... I know u wee be higher

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
      Mama oooo!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      We await Kon baba!!!!! I won't be surprised if he disappoints πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he might just have 64 πŸ˜‚

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    2. Hahaha.

      Yall are looking for the biggest sinner. All Ill say is Im over $80.

      Peace

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  20. $42 hmmmm i try o......not bad atall

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  21. I'm just trolling people on this post πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    If you're a candidate know that I loooove you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

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    1. Baby baby babyyyy *wink

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    2. Babe!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Owo yakpa yakpa lako e oo...

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    3. But wait oh, who did you catch having sex? Hmm?

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    4. Lol, kon free me oo, it's just chicken change now. Lol @Uyi you like aproko oooo.

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  23. That's how somebody will just be $134 here sha. #GOAT... Kon I suspect you. After all you are married so what gives?

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    1. Baba Im still a small boy.

      Peace

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  24. Oh no!!! I'm late to the parry?! i got an A1....94

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  25. Late to the parry too: $59. That's someone salary somewhere o

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  26. Oi vay! 99! *runs away laughing like Hallie Quinn*

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