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Thursday, 15 September 2016

Ladies! Do You Want To Be Woken Up With an Orgasm?







Ladies, so what do you think about an alarm clock designed to wake you up with a mind blowing orgasm or orgasmSSS? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™ˆ


The Little Rooster alarm clock, a small plastic miracle, combines an alarm clock with a vibrator so you can be woken up with an orgasm. The alarm clock is worn inside your panties and placed strategically *cough cough*. And then when the clock strikes the time you set your alarm, instead of making the conventional shrill annoying noise that wakes you up with a scowl on your face รก la bedside/phone alarm clocks, the Little Rooster simply starts to vibrate to bring you out of your slumber. The vibrations automatically increase until you wake up and turn it off. 

What a superb way to wake up, eh? ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

So ladies tell me, would you want one of these? 

Come let's talk.


Personally, no I won't want (nor need) one, but I think this is a GREAT invention, so many women cannot cum through sex or are generally unable to achieve orgasms. I often have a number of female blog readers asking me why they can't orgasm during sex, and some really curious ones desperately want to know what it feels like to orgasm. 

I'm not sure my powers of description are strong enough, so does anyone want to help a sister know what having an orgasm feels like?

Meanwhile ladies, would you like to own a Little Rooster? 





14 comments:

  1. This is a weapon of darkness!!! And no! I don't want. Which kain wahala be this. Wake up to an orgasm every morning. The day it doesn't work nko? Abi when you're in the office and all you can think about is how you woke up! This would do more harm than good. So no! End time tool!

    Uyi come and bite me! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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    1. Heheheh... You know, it's good to reserve my canines sometimes. If I bite now, orgasm might even be the case. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

      #smh weapon of darkness ko

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    2. Ehh Kabuoy so how does orgasm do your body? Answer that part...

      Peace

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    3. Uyi you cray bro..I reject ur weapon of darkness on Kabuoy...๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€.TNHW

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    4. Heheheh, I'm also on your side TNHW

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  2. I doubt it would feel the same as being 'headed' to orgasm.

    N.B: Cleanliness is a prerequisite for a head.

    I know, this doesn't make sense.

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ no, it doesn't
      Chimezie, this is for the ladies! You need to sit this one out!

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  3. Lool. Thelma doesnt want because her man gives her orgasms before bed and when she wakes up. Ehhh?? *Wink wink

    Thelma just try in your own words to describe this orgasm thing. How does it do your body?lol

    Peace

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  4. Everything is wrong here. Kai..lol.

    They say the vibration increases until you wake up. What if you don't wake up at a time the vibration is so much it feels almost like a circumcision? It could eventually damage the clit and you know what that means.

    And just because it vibrates doesn't guarantee an orgasm..not when vibration is programmed to increase and you're *programmed* to shut it down when you wake up.

    Then again, as Kabuoy implied, it could endanger your daily productivity. Instead of concentrating on work, your mind drifts to your wakeup call. Lol.

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  5. Having an orgasm to me is like been electrocuted in a Sweeter way..the rush of excitement from your brain down to the main area...hmmmmm.but like they say,experience is the best teacher..As for that alarm thingy,I don't want mehn cos nothing can wake me up if it's not the real deal...TNHW

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  6. END TIME ORGASM VIBRATOR ALARM!

    That's all I can say

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  8. this can lead to addiction

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