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He was my coursemate, crush, then my boyfriend.... he was super
intelligent, smart, tall, dark and handsome. Believe me he got
swag, but he didn't seem to notice me. (I'm a nerd but a sassy one
if I say so myself). 
So oneday I decided to take it to another level..

After listening to a song "IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY TELL THEM THAT YOU
LOVE THEM and watching the season film of The Secret Life of
American Teenagers. ..when Amy Jeugerns mum told her "you are only
young once". LOL that part got me.

Hope you know what i mean?

Though I'm okay with chemistry class I approached him to coach me for
the Quiz that was coming up, we found out that we had this
great chemistry between us.. hehehe both the covalent and
electrovalent bonds....

So one thing led to another till one unusual Saturday. I invited
him to my house and he came. The guy got swag, he even came
with a packet of durex condom.

We talked for a while and and and and and and

See how you are serious dey read this story....!

My dear

I wish you can learn how to read your Bible like dis.

I bet you, God will like it and be happy. hehehe If it were a biblical
message, you'd have skipped. 

Abstain from sexual  immorality it will
lead you to more recession in this Bukari era ..hehehe.
sharp minds will grab....

Abi Aunty thelma,uncle kon,memphis,uyi,kene,Sasha
bone,Chrisyinks,chinenyenwa,kabuoy,sunshine,Dinma,Dominique. clare,
John, unknown. all the anonymous and other BV's ..... I lie ???


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    1. Hehehehe. This girl sha. And I was focused o to hear gist that my ears have wanted to hear.
      I want the REAL GIST!

  2. Vivian you are right about what you just said most people like reading love stories than Bible. nice one, I love that

  3. Hmmmn. Why did you change the story like this? Anyway... good way to spread the message.

    1. Alright see how I thought it was something else

  4. LoL, I really thought it was a very naive mind writing this.
    Like the definition of swag is a pack of condoms.

    By the way my church holds this inspiring musical program called S.W.A.G. Saved With Amazing Grace. in Aba

  5. Enter your comment... Awesome

  6. Lol. Nice attempt. See gobe.....after all the confidence n swags

  7. Don't judge a story by its topic.... U try

  8. People didn't abstain during Ebola season, is it Recession that will prevent them? Recession "is just a WORD" my dear, even IDPs ain't abstaining. Lol.

  9. Interesting article, i enjoyed reading this

  10. So this is all you have for us, Vivian.

    Have you ever wondered why poor men usually have more children than the rich folks?

    Oya think about that.

    1. I don't really know

      So please educate me

  11. Lol Vivian you no lie! Sounds like some article published for SS1 students plus the allegation against us that we'd have skipped it if it were a biblical message,lol.
    But personally i welcome it with love, thanks for the reminder. Cheers.

  12. yeah viv it is actually true because when one calculates how much is spent on women and flex eh but you for finish the story na

  13. Loooooool. *Clapping* Nice one!


  14. Poster, go away joor


    1. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Haba nau F!

  15. kwakwakwakwakwa. laughing out loud.

  16. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I saw the post yesterday night and I was like another epistle on sex and all what not. πŸ˜πŸ˜’πŸ™„
    Before somebody wie come and be dreaming bad dreamπŸ˜… Let me read it tomorrow. You are well done O jare Vivian. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜

  17. Nice one ND a gud reminder, we need to go back to God make him our no 1 in all we do. Lol but nice one shaa u wud ve finish up wit d swag things na. BUBU

  18. this one is copy and paste. i thought this write thingy is suppose to be originality sturvs... *rme

  19. Lol.... u try. but guess what? I skipped ooooo. I am good like that.. :-)

  20. I shouldn't have even started to read this story in the first place...i became angry after reading it. Mtcheeew. Oya lemme just dash u comment even though u don't deserve it!

  21. Was the 'k' in bukari intentional? You know, considering that a certain man who has a pet dog bearing a certain name is behind bars.

  22. I luv dis, is a nice medium to bring d good message.

  23. I love that story it's funny and teach us something your bible lol

  24. Lol...To think I almost skipped it. Nice one.

  25. A good moral lesson

  26. A very engaging story with good lesson at the other end

  27. This story is interesting. I love it

  28. Smile......I can't laugh


  29. Vivi can I know the meaning of that chemistry you are saying

  30. Shebi I can comment twice 😊😊
    Hi Viv... Nice one πŸ˜‰

  31. Nice story lovely

  32. #SMH I can't stop laughing Vivian. Are you a comedian

  33. Vivian can you tell me another love comedy story that is sweeter like this

  34. looooolz, first timer, i was so focused tho.

  35. waiting to hear what happened last nd d story got cut off untimely. Lol well am still waiting for d final part.

  36. Waiting for d part two of ur sex story Buu

  37. waiting to hear what happened last nd d story got cut off untimely. Lol well am still waiting for d final part.

    1. Alright dear

      You can still read last Friday night

  38. I was waiting for the climax of the story but then a turn of event occured and the whole piece changed. A good story is ruined but a better one emerged.

  39. Funny something. Gd job Vivian. Lol. And did u notice d number of comments?


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