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Viv: All Corpers Are Horny?





This is a  comment from one of my writeups here .



Last Friday night I was at home jeje on my bed fondling with my phone when I heard a nock on my door. It was my corper friend. "Hey Kay let's go out, the others are waiting outside, let's go grab a drink" he said. It was a while I went out for a drink so I obliged. I quickly changed into something comfy, sprayed a nice perfume and we hit the road in my friends Benz. We drove down town till we found a cool bar. We ordered our first set of beer and suya while started to talk of so much gist on how our week went. Of course we had to listen to our fellow corper lawyer colleague tell us about his experiences in Court and how he slayed a senior lawyer in argument to a motion moved in Court. The guy is a rookie lawyer and can lie for Africa. We already knew him and his arsenal of lies (Note: Not all lawyers are liars. Like me, I'm a lousy liar and I'm a lawyer.) While the show was going on, these set of young beautiful ladies swayed into the bar. Good enough they sat opposite our table, so we had a good view of them. Automatically, the subject of discussion changed. Our oga liar said he can go over and convince the ladies to join our table. We were already on our third bottles of beer so obviously the alcohol was already kicking. "Oya, go now, we need female company at least. " We waited patiently for our oga liar to make a move but my guy just changed the topic and told us how he was tired of a girl who has been bothering him with calls. We reminded him that we are waiting for him to go get the girls but he stylishy said he needed to use the restroom. Some of the girls were already giving us encouraging glances. While our oga liar was still trying to change the subject as he walked out to the restroom. Two fine well dressed hefty guys approached the ladies's table beaming with smiles urging the ladies they would like join their table. The girls agreed. Obviously the guys offered to buy the ladies drinks. What our oga liar could only say when he got back was "Oboi see those guys don come carry our girls." We all busted out laughing and continuing in our drinking. We left the bar shortly. I secretly winked at one of the ladies in our way out. I only told myself that next Friday I'll come back. So no dulling next Friday. After all corper is horny. Lol.



Image; Google images. 


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LOL. Thanks Viv. 

But I kinda think the poster was referring to himself and not all corpers ...? 😊

Comments

  1. All corpers are not horny. But 95% of corpers are horny.

    Fact! Well its not a fact but...

    Have you noticed that its during that NYSC year that most girls get pregnant? Especially the corpers that are far from home. Its that year that they get an abortion for the first time, same year that they start walking around with contraceptives in their bags.

    The freedom from parents, familiar faces, judging School mates and Church is soo sweet that corpers lose control. In the search for love girls end up being hoes, guys are chilling taking advantage of everything.

    Peace.

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  2. My dear. when God will open the book of records, the first set of people he will punish in mass for fornication and adultery will mostly be youth corpers . I served in a place where 70% of the ladies does not see anything wrong in sleeping with mail ruwa. any shape and size of man just to get employment or connection. God pls forgive them for they knew not what they were doing. Haaaaaa. Corper???. God abeg noooo. My camp. Those that were not given accommodation at the place of their primary assignmen stayed back at the camp.. God Almighty. Even the stupid married ladies will remove their wedding ring o. ahhhhh. If you are a scripture Union like some of us. You will be called names. Some evenings. you will not know the difference between a brotel and an NYSC camp. Don't ask me where l served o

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  3. What I couldn't wrap my head around in NYSC camp, was how quickly the sex starts. From the first day. How do you meet someone and start having sex, the same day! How? Then there will be condoms strewn around. Some become Siamese twins for two weeks. Well, it's freedom for two weeks.

    Mallama

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    1. Lol, mallama your comment cracked me up.

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  4. The life of a corps member is very transitional, they are new in town and will soon leave so they are seen as fair game.
    A Girl

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  5. Well for me, this youth service of a thing is unbecoming. Married men nd women go to d camp nd form singles to the extent of pulling off there wedding rings jst for d fun dat will last for while. Then some engaged ones, during d service flirt nd go for everything in trouser. God ve mercy.

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