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Dear Men, Are We Gradually Losing You To Other Men?

I dunno people... It seems the vagina is losing its appeal. Father, do something! 😣

The day I feared would come is finally upon us. The day men would openly write Agony Aunt letters and love songs about other men. Well I think Frank Ocean already covered the love song bit...

In any case, screw your 14yr jail sentence, homosexuality is slowly normalizing in our society. 

Y'know I try to keep an open mind sometimes but that picture above, it looks all kinds of wrong to me. I try to picture two men cuddling, kissing and eating breakfast in bed and I just can't. 

In any case people, we have at least one love struck gay man coming our way in December. Yippee!!




  1. The same men are losing girls to other girls

    since 1900

  2. Father, do something, really. cos what I have just read, i cant comprehend...

  3. I have a lot to say about the LGBT community but I'll save it. All I know is allow them fall inlove with whom they wanna while the straight ones do the same too. We are over 16bn people in the world,surely there's something out there for everyone without hating on the ones for others..


    1. Errm, when did we more than double to 16bn Sasha? or are there some peeps living on some other planet I know nothing of?

    2. Lol,you sha get the drift..

  4. Slowly, we are approaching the desensitization stage heading towards acceptance....tufiakwa!! I nukwa? Ike nshi?

  5. It takes very serious conscious effort not to be homophobic.

    I saw a cross dresser for the first time ever over the weekend. Some dude by the name of Bayo. Tight jeans, top exposing his stomach and chest with make up all over his face. Well..its his thing.
    I saw the dude at Big brother auditions. Yap, you are right. I went to audition for big brother Naija. N25m is no joke. But mehn when I got there...after 5 mins I asked myself "What the fuck are you doing here" All my liver and ginger disappeared.
    If I make it to the house Im 101% sure Ill win cos Kon gat mad personality and people love me, to compete with 10 or 11 house mates is no big deal. But to compete with like 5000 people at the audition to get into the house is not beans.
    Ofcourse they didnt pick me. And Im mad relieved that they didnt. Whew!


    1. I would have looked out for your shower scene.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
      A Girl

    2. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… you're all types of crazy Kon, what did your wife think about you auditioning for big brother Nigeria?

    3. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… you're all types of crazy Kon, what did your wife think about you auditioning for big brother Nigeria?

    4. They'd rather choose the cross dresser over you...

    5. I'm rooting for you. Really really really rooting for you πŸ™πŸ‘πŸƒπŸ’ƒπŸ‘✊. But if you get into the house that means no more Kon for months. And if you now coman win, that means no more Kon forever and ever.

      I don't know if I'm still rooting for you.

    6. As in...all shades of crazy. Love the spontaneity!

    7. @Sunshine: Wifey was even gingering more than me sef. She said "YOLO mehn! Go for it!"

    8. Now I really want to meet you and your wife. I hope you bring her whenever we do a TTB party😊 You're gonna have to bribe me though! So I don't expose all your shenanigans here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. All shades of wrong men


  7. Lmao @ Thelma......


  8. I guess the vejay has lost its sweetness. Ok, am out.

  9. Hmmmmm, what can I say? even my future sons are not safe, before you know it they will start raping boys up and down. I cover myself and my children with the blood of Jesus. Gay run away from my family IJN. Amen.

    1. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ your prayer is funny ohhh miwa. πŸ˜‚

  10. The world has gone crazy.


  11. The day I fear hasn't come, it won't come in my time. That's the day homophobic will be in the minority and will be so threatened that the table has turned.
    Such a sad thing to think about, I still maintain that homosexuality is a mental health problem. Come after me if you wish, I am always armed!

  12. Hehehe...isorit#wot we shared was amazing,u room my vaginity # goodness lord wots dat. Am just imagining D scenario.hehehehe


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