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Friday, 11 November 2016

Open Keypad: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex!


Warning. This post is for +18 πŸ‘«




For some reason, close friends and  some blog readers happen to think that I'm very knowledgeable on the subject of sex. 

I keep getting asked tons of questions. Actually the most frequently asked from close friends are the "first time sex" questions, seeing as most of them wedded as virgins (Let's raise a toast to my friends πŸ·πŸ·πŸ»πŸ»πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰. LOL). 

But my blog readers take it farther, maybe because there's some level of anonymity so they feel freer... 

The ladies ask a lot. 
Some want to know how best to give a guy oral...
Some want to know why they can't orgasm...
Some want to know how best to be great in bed...
Whether to have anal or not
Etc etc etc. 

The guys also have questions and I've been asked  
how to "water sports"
how to know when she's faking it
how to know if she's really pregnant
what's the best duration 


I get asked quite a lot of questions πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


It occurred to me that many people do have many questions about sex. So here, this is your opportunity to ask any question you've always wanted to ask about sex, and any or everyone is free to answer them. 


I've got a few myself;
Ladies, 
1. Can you be in love with one guy and have sex with another?
2. Do you agree with Okafor's law; if he's hit before he can always hit it again?
3. What sexual acts did you once swear you'd never engage in that you eventually did?
4. What's the craziest/weirdest/sickest thing you've done in bed, not because you wanted to but for "love"?


Fellows,
1. Can you, as a normally sexually active man have a relationship with a lady who's celibate or a virgin and be faithful; meaning you'd be celibate too?
2. What's the biggest lie you've told just to get into a lady's pants?
3. Can you sleep with only one woman for the rest of your life?
4. What's the most memorable thing a lady has ever done to you in bed?


I have many more but I'd stop here so that others can ask theirs. 

Feel free to answer my questions and also ask yours. Comment multiple times if you need to. 

Let's chat. 




57 comments:

  1. Oshey Thelma. Pls me i want to ask just out of curiousity ni, does it make a difference to guys if a girl lubricates naturally or if she uses vaselin or lubricant. Thank u. Anonymous mode activated

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    1. from my conversation with guys, they would tilt towards the naturally, I mean who wouldnt want natural oil?

      I overhead one saying in vanacula "nwam nwanyi na agba mmiri anyi anaghi ako akuko KY" ...translation "my woman is dripping wet, we dont talk KY"

      who anon eep? except for thelma's question

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    2. I prefer natural. There is something about girls that dont get wet or dey up fast. The sex is not as 'sweet'

      Peace

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  2. Can you, as a normally sexually active man have a relationship with a lady who's celibate or a virgin and be faithful; meaning you'd be celibate too?
    -Yes.

    What's the biggest lie you've told just to get into a lady's pants?
    -None. It's best their decision and desire is in sync with yours. It's more blissful that way.

    Can you sleep with only one woman for the rest of your life?
    -Yes.

    What's the most memorable thing a lady has ever done to you in bed?
    -Lol..*lips sealed*

    By the way, what is "water sports"? Is it what I think it is?

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    1. Please what do you think it is, me I'm lost...

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  3. Thelma be putting me me on the zone this night..lemme jump to number two..Okafor's law is real..If you hit it once,probability is you would hit it again..I once swore never to give a Bj..now,I lick like its Lolly pop..Lastly,I don't do weird..TNHW

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  4. hhaahahahahahha i wee answer plenty plenty questions tommorw but for to night i am still a fagin. question shall be answered in Anon mode. feel freee to ask Thanks

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    1. Habibi tomorrow has come and gone, still waiting for your answers

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  5. thelma the thing I did for love that I never wanted to do is blowjob and am still doing it sef, because he likes it very much and because I love him very much, he is a good boyfriend sha, he deserves it.
    Therefore my kweshun is how can I be better at BJ? Because I suspect am not doing it well though he never complains

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    1. Practice makes perfect. Suck the dick more or suck more dicks.lol
      Questions tho:
      1) Do you only focus on one part? The cap or the rest of the dick? The cap is the main thing but you have to work on other parts of the D
      2) Do you go deep throat? You gotta be able to take it all in. Swallow the whole D.
      3) While you doing the work do you go down and give the balls a nice juicy kiss? It helps

      Watch porn. It will help.

      Peace

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚kon won't kee me.

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    3. Swallow?!!! 😳😳😳😷😷😷

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  6. T what do you mean by water sports? Expantiate.

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  7. Ok

    Learning mode activated

    The things I learn from TTB tho

    I don't have any kwesions but lemme attempt to answer some. Yes I think Okafors law is very real. Yes, you can be in love with one guy and have sex with another.

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    1. Favorite!!! I'm in Abuja!!!! Wuse 2!!!! Let's hook up!!!!
      Email addy: kkabuoy@gmail.com

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    2. Hi Kabuoy,just seeing this

      So I have sent you a mail

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  8. Thelma ohhhhhhhhh

    So I went to ask Google what water sports meant,i really shouldn't have. No I should have not....lols

    Now I am trying to get that image out of my head.

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    1. Like really Yikes

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    2. I go to the internet all the time and I have never seen anything concerning waterspouts that isn't in the Olympics. Mehn y'all

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    3. Uyi you don't know what watersports is because you know what the actual thing is called. *rme*

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  9. 3. Can you sleep with only one woman for the rest of your life?
    Yes oh, you have to accept the lifetime sentence with a smile in your heart.

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  10. 1) Yes
    2) Kon never lies to get sex. I just put the D in their hands. What they do with it is up to them.
    3) Yes
    4) I plead the 5th

    Peace

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  11. Watersport? The thought has never crossed my mind though it might later. A lot of women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm and not just thrusting. Why are TTB readers such prudes, no matter how much Thelma tries to make the blog lively and realistic? Hope nobody here is a closet perv or serial killer?
    Kratos

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    1. I wouldn't know about serial killer but there are lots of closet pervs around.

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    2. ...had to go look up "prude" and i don't think thats the case here. Most people might not just know what to say.

      Closet perv ko serial killer ni!

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Thelma the hotel's wifi is not letting me open this page. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Kabuoy pls don't open it o! I like you the way you areπŸ˜‚

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ how am I?! Me that I have already opened this one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    6. Kratos I cannot thank you enough for this comment. I don't think they're prudes, maybe just shy or inhibited, which makes no sense considering we can all go anonymous.

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  12. Wow!guys I just had the greatest Head ever.he took me to the dry cleaners with his tongue. Men!he licked every juice in me. We aren't dating.not even friends with benefits but I dared him when he boasted he would clean me up.
    He licked me so much I has swollen clits.it was so pink it looked like bubble gum.He practically tongue-fucked the jelly outta me.
    I was screaming "pls stop!stop!Stoooooooooop!!!!!! The more I screamed,the deeper the tongue.When he finally stopped.he said "babe your pussy is SWEET" πŸ˜¨πŸ˜…

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    1. Yajikapurrisita.........what a marvel.....

      So what is the next step for you and the laundry man

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    2. More laundry... πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜†

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    3. What a marvel πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      hmmmnnnn 🀐

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    4. Hmmmmmm, this anon post sounds like Thelma. Thelma ooo, where is this Laundary man please ? I need some cleaning up. Please pass the fun to a sister in need . πŸ˜‚

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    5. Wowww. πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”. I think I need this today . Lady Gee

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ how on earth does this sound like me o!? Me, I have my personal laundry man, this Anon's own is a free lancer. You now see it's not me abi? πŸ˜…

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    7. It's me but I had to go Anon because I don't want you people to decode and steal my washing "manchin" hahahahahah!!! cash me if you ken.😝😝😝😝

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    9. Washing manchin. I'm dead πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    10. Habibi!!!! I yaf cash you!!!! Oya come and confess!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ or isbm this my crush(blogittup)???πŸ€”

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  13. Sounds like you were dreaming.

    *QuirkyMoi*

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  14. 1. No
    2. I love you
    3. im not certain
    4. Nothing

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  15. 1. It's possible. But most likely a man I used to love and then with a man I'm beginning to love. I hope this is understood.
    2. No, no Okafor's law with me. Unless I just decide to sleep with him again because of the vibes I'm getting not because he's done it before and welds any influence due to history.
    3. None, I didn't think much about rules except those that could affect my health or are debasing eg cropophilia and 3somes.
    4.Nothing.

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    1. That's how I went and googled cropophilia.
      The Wikipedia definition was not enough... I had to go to images. Let's just say I can't continue with my dinner.

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    2. Reason why ignorance sometimes look attractive to me!

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    3. How they come up with these names is a marvel

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    4. ROTFL! Pele o sister extensive searcher.

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  16. 1. It's possible. But most likely a man I used to love and then with a man I'm beginning to love. I hope this is understood.
    2. No, no Okafor's law with me. Unless I just decide to sleep with him again because of the vibes I'm getting not because he's done it before and welds any influence due to history.
    3. None, I didn't think much about rules except those that could affect my health or are debasing eg cropophilia and 3somes.
    4.Nothing.

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  17. For Those saying nothing to no 4 come let me give you a blow job. Then you can tell me what ya think again.



    Thank God for anonymous mode

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  18. Abeg who love epp

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  19. Blow job and anal

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  20. I love blow job but anal is somehow painful

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