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True or False?


The biggest step in any relationship is not the first kiss. It's the first fart. πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰. 

Is this true or false? 

You've got to admit that that first kiss is a great milestone, a very memorable one. 

However, the first fart...


So it's this true or false? Support your answer with an explanation 😁.

....And for those who can't and have never farted in the presence of their significant others, please show yourselves? And tell me how? How can you be with someone for so long and never let it out? How? Why? As in What are you afraid of? πŸ˜‚



  1. Fart ke?I'm even shy typing it. I've never done it. My body wouldn't even allow sef. The body is too prim for that o lol.

    1. Really?!!!! πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xxx

  2. First fart??? Unless you both are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy into each other, omo that *BOOM* won't be funny for any reason whatsoever..

  3. When i was dating my hubs, guy man would just be farting up and down everywhere anyhow, and very unapologeticly anytime mine leaks out by mistake i'd apologise profusely and he'd be like why are you apologising, i'm not offended, abeg fart if its holding you o, release that gas, dont kill yourself lol it took some getting used to but to be honest i was very relieved. These days anybody that farts, we'll just eye the person and move on

  4. Can u shit right there on the sofa with ur patner while watching TV or having a laugh just cos you cudnt excuse urself too use the loo? Same goes with farting. It's absolutely mannerless and not cute to fart intentionally in the presence of sum1 else all in the name of relationship. You might feel it's OK but ur partner might detest it but pretend just not to hurt ur feelings. If a sneaky one comes out without ur control, then apologise and excuse urself. That stuff irritates me.

    1. Anon!!! Sending e-hugs your way πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      It's not that serious ma/sir.

    2. What hope do people like us have, I do farting competition with my husband. I literally hold fart so I can release it where my husband is. "apologise and excuse urself" hahahaha when fart hits your nose don't run eh. If it stinks the better. lol Only exception is when we are eating,now that is wrong. LMAO. J

    3. Loool, I'm sure you have a farting champion as a partner. Please help us check if it's as flammable as they say, do us a favour and buy a blowtorch love.
      A Girl

    4. LMAO ... my friends that have desensitised me with ground breaking farts. They gat no chill. When I do date,nothing will move this brother.

  5. I think it's true, bc if u can't 'trust' le boo wt d smell of ur fart, u may as well not trust him wt oda more important fins. Again, it only shows u feel @home wt him, u guys can even make jokes of it... Unless d duo are in 2 different worlds.

    D first time I dd it, sth deep down told me 'now u've arrived'. HeheheπŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒ It's nothing serious biko, just shows ur level of oneness & friendship.

  6. I've never achieved that milestone. Hoping to do so in my next relationship. Enough of the Miss prom and proper attitude.

  7. Naaaa....i just try to avoid such.

  8. Before we got married. My wife will fart in the car while the AC was on. Isnt that just evil?


  9. THe fart...We passed that stage man...TNHW

  10. Ewww! I hate to do it in the presence of casual friends not to talk of S/O. And please don't do it in my presence too. πŸ˜’πŸ˜·✊

    1. Chi baby.... I need to set you loose with some awesome smelling fart!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  11. For me it's no biggie, depends on your level of closeness and how far you both have come.

  12. Omo it has happened a few times o by mistake and i had to apologize. Some times i just ignore and act like nothing happened. Thankful it didn't smell any of those times. Boyfi is a very prim and proper person.

  13. Hilarious comments.



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