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Wednesday, 21 December 2016

Naughty Confessions.





I'm in a naughty mood this morning and I want to confess. So I am married 3 years now, very pretty and slim even after one. I am very fair, nickname when I was is small oyibo pepper lol. I used to contest in a lot of beauty pageants in university and I have always always received plenty attention everywhere I go. Since I was a teenager I avoid walking on the road because the disturbance I get is just too much. One thing is that anybody who dates me is always very possessive because they feel that all other men want me. Sometimes they won't even let me go out alone. Anyway that was when I was still single. Now am married to the best man in the whole world, you know how people say marriag is hard or bitter, it's not true. I am having a very blissful marriage and everyday gets better and better. Marriage can be sweet if it is with the right person.
     You won't believe it sha but I have just one problem and that is that I miss the attention. In that first year I married I was still feeling high from getting married but these days I miss men chatting me up, offering to buy me things and toasting me. You can think it is silly but all of us are different. Me I really miss the attention, I miss how my phone used to ring and ring from different suitors and all the gifts I used to get. I can never cheat on my husband but I just miss how men used to throw themselves at me. So my confession is that these days when I go out I remove my wedding ring. Last month I went for my friend's wedding when hubby travelled and I removed my ring, that was the first time. Gosh the number of toasters I got na die. I was feeling high as if I drank champagne. Since then when am going out without hubby or my little angel I remove my ring. When my friends ask I say I forgot it at home. I don't give any man my phone number, I just enjoy the attention and playing hard to get before I catwalk away shaking my bombom. lol. 
      Please does any other mrs miss attention from toasters abi na only me waka come? Thelma please post so that everybody can say their own confession so that the blog came be lively. 




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LOL Thanks Mrs M for sharing to make the house lively. I have a confession but it's too hot for the blog 🚢🚢🚢.

Or I may go anonymous, on second thought. 

Ok it's your turn now, 'fess up!

54 comments:

  1. πŸ˜€πŸ˜„.I know that feeling.No confessions for me jor..TNHW

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    1. Ah ahhh. Give us one confession naaa

      Peace

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    2. Hahaha...you sha want to know everything...TNHW

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  2. Ive lost count of my bodycount. but id day somewhere around 30.

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    1. 1) Are you male or female?
      2) On a scale of 1 - 10. How often do you use protection?
      3) When last did you do HIV test?
      4) If you are female - Are you proudly a hoe? Do you do it for money? Or you a nympho?
      5) If you are male - Does this number include the prostitutes you paid for sex?

      Peace

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. I'm female. 30yrs old. I use protection 9/10 times. hIv test maybe a year or so ago. Not a hoe. Got my own money, so never that. I dont think im a nympho since i can go monthssssss n monthsss without sex. The 30 i speak of is in the space of 12years.

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    4. Smh! Double standards!
      5) If you are male - are you proudly a man-whore, a nympho or you just need the number to rise to fill a kind of need or help your insecurities?

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    5. @Thelma: What do you think is an okay body count for a 30year old babe? Just curious.

      @Wale: Whats is a respectable and proud body count for a 30year old dude? Just curious

      Peace

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    6. Kon let me throw your question back at you. What do you think is ok, for both?

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    7. But you havent answered na. Answer first...

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    8. 30 dicks in the space of 12 years, and ever age of almost 3 per annum. it's either a hoe or a nympho. Is it that you never had a boyfriend or you just love the body counts .

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  3. Aunty. You are playing with fire. You have not met bahd guys. Guys that will spend hours to find you on Facebook going through all friends pictures on FB and then send you a message. Guys that will steal your number from your friends phone and toast shege out of you. Guys that will show up at your office and actually have legit business with your company. When you agree for them you will not know. You think you cant cheat on your hband se....Kontinu! It will do you like film trick. Thats why the good book says fleeee!
    I think - you are bored. Your hband is a good guy but you are bored. You need a lil spice. The question is - What can you do to bring back that spark in your marriage?

    See me for details.

    Peace.

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    1. I think you are right Kon..Kon come and give me details naπŸ˜„πŸ˜„TNHW

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    2. Lol,kon ehhh,she should see you for details? Okay now.

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    3. Long which other details now.

      Are you one of the bath guys.

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  4. Wear the band. You get more attention with it. It filters the boys from men. You miss your old life. But, be very careful. Kon is right.

    Kon, that's the perfect response. I like you. You have a head on your shoulders.


    Mallama

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  5. I foresee u cheating on ur husband sometime soon... #okbye#

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  6. I've been having crazy fantasies of being pinned to the wall and kissed throughly by my church crush. I've taken these feelings to God tho (I cannot comman kill myself because of man)..

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    1. Just make sure to not let him strangle you while pinning you to the wall, things get very hot during pinning and kissing.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ killjoy

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    3. Ahn ahn Uncle Wale. You mean strangle to death? How can I kil myself in my own fantasy?lol

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    4. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    5. Lay it at the altar babe!!!! Lay it at his feet!!! You'll be fine!!! 😘😘😘 we've all been there! Inordinate feelings... chai! Not a very good something.

      @Wale, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ baba, nah fantasy o.

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    6. Lmao@strangle,Sasha this your fantasy no be here ohh. ok now.

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    7. Em,actually Kabouy,this feeling is a very good something. That's why Oluwa has to be involved...

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  7. Sasha iz noh a bahd fantasy oh...Let me dodge my head and hear what kabouy and sunshine would sayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆTNHW

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what we will say ke?

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  8. It's usually starts like this, and gradually progresses especially when the devil throws in that cute guy with a demonic eggplant. We know the drill, stop playing ludo with the devil; you can't win.

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    1. Hahahahahahahah! Demonic egg plant???? Hahahahahah!! Ok poster thank you for making the blog lively even though we went from making our own confessions to judging and advising you. Lmao!

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    2. #Word!

      Uncle Wale! We must meet sha ni!!! 😊

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    3. Demonic eggplants kwaa,emmmm am trying to visualize what a demonic egg plant looks like. ngwaaa bye.

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    4. Demonic egg plant kwaa?ok,and am trying to imagine what a demonic egg plant looks like.ngwaaa bye.

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚demonic eggplant indeed..TNHW

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  9. I have plenty confessions to make but I foresee an explosion occurring on this blog if I do so and besides Bf reads this blog,so let me close my mouth.

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    1. Drop only 1 for us

      Peace

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    2. Abeg talk joo... which kin explosion!

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    3. I hate when people do this😠

      So why did you comment at all... if you'll confess, confess abeg... and if you won't, don't wet our appetite and then change your mind like that πŸ˜• That's just unfair ☹️

      So will you confess ☺️☺️☺️ You're kuku anonymousπŸ˜€ He won't know 😘

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    4. So you people like gist like this,eehh.LOL.Oya anon confess Ohhh,we are waiting.

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    5. Anon I hate you πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“

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    6. Funny enuf I know this person that went Anon too well

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  10. Lady, watch Addicted (2016). Boris kodjoe is in it. It all started like this too. Please put on your band and be proud of it. Forget them attention, at the end of the day, it ain't worth it!

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  11. 1. I have too many crushes on too many guys. I have a crush on this incredibly cute colleague of mine but I think he has a girlfriend and I don't think he likes me that way. It's just frustrating everytime I see him which isn't often - thank God

    2. I've never had actual intercourse but I have done everything between kissing and intercourse except the extremes and anal.

    I started getting these urges around November last year. I'd be so horny and be thinking about sex like all the time. For the most part, I could control it and it helped that I was single for most of the year so there was no one to "pounce" on. At some point I resorted to watching porn and stimulating myself to help relieve the pressure but I'd just feel really dirty afterward so I stopped like 3 months ago. I took the whole thing to God and asked for help cos it was driving me crazy.

    It's not like the urges are gone completely now but I can take my mind off it most of the time so it's getting better.

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    1. 1) Its perfectly cool to have crushes on many men. I mean...whats a crush sef? It means you kinda admire the person, which is cool. Im sure that the minute you have a serious relationship, the crush on those other guys will gently fade away.
      2) How old are you? What is your reason for not having sex yet? Is it that you keeping yourself for a reason or the right guy has just not come?
      You need to be careful with masturbation. It can become addictive. But I also think that if you masturbate there is nothing to be ashamed of. Everybody does it. lol. Or everybody has tried it at one point or the other (except me. lol)

      Peace

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    2. Not much of a confession though.

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    3. Why are you anonymous na?

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    4. Just have sex already and get over the urges! Aaaargh!
      as for poster, i have been there n it back fired cos i fell. thank God i got back on track and more focused than ever. NB. im not yet married.

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    5. Anon that isn't anonymous enough, you better get serious in a relationship that leads to marriage.

      *sitting in the corner*

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  12. na from clap e dey enter dance.

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  13. Lmao @ Demonic eggplant

    *QuirkyMoi*

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  14. Poster I know exactly what you mean. I used to have many toasters too. And I miss the attention of having many men at your beck and call. I lost my wedding ring somehow and I have been putting off replacing it as I am enjoying the attention I get when I go out without my two kids. Now a size 10 and still hot.

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