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Thursday, 19 January 2017

20 Reasons You Will Lose Your Husband To a Mistress




Socialite Dokun Olumofin, who is the brother of relationship expert Joro Olumofin has listed reasons why ''your husband will be snatched by his mistress''.

He wrote

REASONS WHY YOUR HUSBAND WILL BE SNATCHED BY A MISTRESS

1. Wearing Head Net, Local Ankara and Local Scarfs at Home.
2. Denial of Sex
3. Bad Cooking Skills
4. Missionary Sex Styles Only
5. Protruding Belly and Inability to Work on the Belly
6. Using the Bathroom without Flushing
7. Zero ASO EBI Style sense
8. Bad Dressing Skills
9. Contact with EX
10. Ostentatious Display of Husbands on Social Media
11. Total Dependence on Partner
12. Fertility Issues ( This is not a woman's fault)
13. Sex Of a Child ( Inability to have a male or Female child, also not a woman's fault)
14. Inability to Speak your native language
15. Telling him your Body Count (Never tell your partner your exact Body count)
16. DEAD SILENCE DURING SEX
17. DIRTY, HOPELESS, BURSTED and UNSEXY UNDER WEAR (Wear Pink, Royal Blue, Red Victoria Secrets Panties)
18. VAGINA ODOUR ( IT MUST BE NEAT AT ALL TIMES)
19. TRY not to repeat Underwears
20. Nagging wife (All Men Hate women who nag)

Conclusion : IF A MAN WILL CHEAT, HE WILL BUT DON'T MAKE IT EASY FOR HIM. 



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Haha. Oya my ladies which one of these are you guilty of? 

9 comments:

  1. This guy is trying too hard...

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    1. Azzin! He's working so hard for this relevance, I almost feel storey for him..

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  2. Biko he shld go and wife himself and stop setting standards for other men to follow.

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    1. what's rada rada 😓😓😓.
      rather rather?😓

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    2. Rada rada means errant nonsense

      Biko come and pay me for yoruba lessons....don't worry I still take naira...for now

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  4. These brothers sha

    And they are socialites.....issokai

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  5. I kinda disagree with him cos you give a man all of the above or almost all and he still goesahead to cheat. some men can't just hold the stuffs they have in between their legs. my advice to ladies,do you and make your husband happy,spice up your marriage and hand over the rest to God.
    my 2cents.

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    1. If Jay Z can cheat on Beyonce with allshe got, then who u be?

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