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Wednesday, 4 January 2017

20 Tips To Get Married In 5 Months Using Social Media




Well this is according to self acclaimed socialite Dokun Olumofin, brother of "social media psychologist" Joro Olumofin. Read below...


Fgg1. YOU MUST HAVE A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER (This will enhance your images and beauty for potential suitors)

2. YOU MUST POST BIBLE QUOTES (Every man wants a religious woman)

3. YOU MUST POST CLASSY AND DECENT PICTURES AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK

4. RECOMMENDATION FOR YOUR IG BIO (Virgo,Lawyer,Lover of Life,Super Chef/Cook, Christian or Muslim, Independent Woman, Arsenal , Chelsea, Man United Lover)

5. YOU MUST HAVE ONE BEAUTIFUL ASO EBI PICTURE (MOST MEN LOVE THE TRAD LOOK)

6. YOU MUST POST A BABY PICTURE caption (I LOVE CHILDREN)

7. FOLLOW VERY FEW MALE CELEBS ( So you will not be perceived as celebrity Groupie)

8. IF A MAN YOU ADMIRE LIKES YOUR PICTURE SEND HIM A DM INSTANTLY. (YOU ARE NOT DESPERATE)

9. MINGLE WITH OLDER WOMEN 

10. YOU MUST HAVE ATTRACTIVE FOOD COOKED BY YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

11. YOU MUST HAVE 1 VIDEO TWERKING (Every Man wants a sexy ass babe & thirsty dudes turn to Husbands)

12. YOU MUST HAVE A PIC OF YOUR PARENTS POSTED.

13. CHANGE YOUR BIO PICTURE REGULARLY 

14. POST THE CHURCH YOU ATTEND ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

15. ATTACK OR INSULT YOUR CRUSH ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO GET HIS ATTENTION (This works all the time) 

16. DROP THE FOLLOWING EMOJIS ON HIS PICTURES  

17. NEVER USE THE FOLLOWING EMOJIS ON SOCIAL MEDIA  

18. YOU MUST HAVE AN OFFICE PICTURE OR A PICTURE SHOWING WHAT YOU DO.

19. REMOVE YOUR ACCOUNT FROM PRIVATE ( you are hiding from your future husband ) 
CONCLUSION - ONCE YOU FIND THAT MAN ON SOCIAL MEDIA DELETE BOTH YOUR ACCOUNTS. HAPPY NEW 

20. LOL. (Well this is me LOL-ing because I'm not quite sure if this pezzon is joking or nah...




Goodluck ladies!

13 comments:

  1. Serious joke.

    But Thelma there are babes that come from mainland to job at lekki bridge over.

    Anything is possible these days
    Lol

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  2. Joro wants attention that's all..

    www.pynk360.com

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  3. The hustle is real, aigbagbo bila! (Non-believers should shift).

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  4. This ain't gon' werk... but I know some ladies that do at least 10 on the list, judiciously... well I don't know if it's just for fun or its really to seek attention. Oh well...

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  5. LOL, hilarious! but if I see arsenal lover on your profile, I love you already.

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  6. 1st question - Joro is a social media psychologist. What the hell is a social medial psychologist??? How did he get this title?

    Peace.

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    1. emmmmm,I guess by providing answers or advice to people. me too I just wonder sometimes shaaa.

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  7. All these rules does not work, just be yourself the right man will come. Instead of pretending to be what you're not, marrriage is forever for you to enter with pretence

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  8. Lol.....I want to believe the brother Joro was joking with this list. I could detect a trace of sacarsm.


    *QuirkyMoi*

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