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Kemi Olunloyo To Laura Ikeji-Kanu.




Yesterday Laura Ikeji and her boo, younger brother of Kanu Nwankwo got married legally. Congrats to them! 

Well there's been some talk, especially with regards to Laura's botched attempt at photoshopping one of the pictures... I really and truly don't get Laura doing that. Is it pregnancy? Wow! Girl be proud and flaunt it. It's something to celebrate, it's not like any of us were expecting you to be a virgin or anything... Anyways, over to aunty Kemi. Read below. 



"Congrats to #LauraIkeji on getting married. However many ppl have asked me to critique this picture as a #socialcritic. The photo is retouched. That is not her hand. Too bony, people say she's hiding a baby bump. Registry marriages usually mean you are either pregnant or poor. For Laura Ikeji and a brother of a footballer? What happened to your double wedding shit in #Nigeria? Traditional and white. So what if she's preggo? Bout time one of those gals gave their mom a grandchild. One thing very wrong in this picture is the Ogbonna Kanu dude's hair. Its disgusting. He has a receding hairline those braids are pulling back and moving steadily. He will have that #rihanna forehead full blown soon coupled with being bald. His braiding person should be shot at the firing squad. He looks messy! Total rating for the loud money hungry Ikeji girls, Linda could have gifted her a more decent wedding dress . For crying out loud, Laura calls herself #FashionBlogger of 2016... in what country??? #hnnstyle"



This woman though...

Comments

  1. kemi has come again. okay now.maybel

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  2. As in the babe fall my hand die. So what if you're pregnant?..especially coming from sm1 like her who claims she can stand the "heat in the kitchen", yimu. Goes to show she has her own insecurities afterall.
    On a very bright side, she seems so happy and at peace with her hubby and that's truly the ultimate!

    But aunty Kemi shaaaa.

    T hope you much better now.

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  3. She was once flaunting this pregnancy on social media,why the sudden need to Photoshop it? kini big deal?
    Oh well

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  4. But the photoshopping is just too bad!!! Its too pathetic, look at that hand.

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  5. Kemi said the truth!

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    1. The truth? So it's poor people that go to the registry? Atleast decipher the truth you are talking about.

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  6. Must this guy be introduced with who his brother is? Even Linda does that.

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  7. But she didn't Photoshop the picture, she didn't even post a pic about the registry whatever. Besides, the original picture is online(littered). I'll advice whenever it's about hnn, do thorough checking. She isn't all that stable.

    If this is a bump, then she has been pregnant for 3 years and more. we'll know in 9 months. It's advisable to always keep shut when we know not a thing...So I'm keeping shut

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  8. For a ' fashion blogger' I expected more from the wedding dress.


    HML to her.

    *QuirkyMoi*

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