So as the month of love comes to an end, I'm allowed to be salty and venture into the less sugary side of love. I think about my last ex from time to time because, well, I don't have amnesia.
I love Adele's song "Give my love to your new lover, treat her better...."
I always say Adele which one consign you with your ex's new lover? Abeg mind your business and face your own bae.
But truth be told, sometimes we think about the person who's with our ex now and we can't help but wonder how the relationship is. Some Exs were actually really great, don't get me wrong. But some were real douchebags. Either ways no one is ever perfect so if you're to advice your ex's current boo based on the experiences you had in the relationship, what would you say?
Mine would read like this
Dear *Nna's bae,
He has a thing for younglings, JAMB and WAEC candidates are his preference so if you see any of your little neighbour's lingering around, be extra watchful. Also, you're going to need some pretty solid ear muffs for that snoring. Jeez, his snores can wake up your ancestors, but you've probably figured that out by now. He has a porn addiction so don't feel insecure when you cannot do the sometimes debasing, sometimes fantabulous things he might request of you. Those things are only normal in the porn industry not in real life, so don't think other women do such things and start to feel bad or insecure... Err, unless you have similar kinks as he does, in which case more power to you ☺️. Oh, he's stingy but once you find his sweet spots you can turn him into Alhaji bringi bringi. 😂. Lastly, don't forget regular tests and check ups, I think this might be the most important advise.
Now. Your turn.