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Monday, 26 June 2017

"Maybe She's Spiritually Confused".

Ga shi nan
Ga mu nan
Serki aljana
Ya na nan
Ga shi nan
Ga mu nan
Ya na nan

I hummed what could be best described as the Halleluyah Challenge theme song while walking by a table to check on guests. 

"Sorry hold on" a lady urgently told her date cutting him short, and turned to me "Are you doing the Halleluyah Challenge?" she asked. 

I nodded tiredly. I'm not ashamed to say I was hoping she'd say "are you thelma thinks?" πŸ™ˆ. I've been in need of a pick-me-upper all day...

"I just knew it!" She practically fist-bumped the air. "I could tell from that song you were singing" she said knowingly. I forced a smile kept walking, no longer singing. 

"Which one is halleluyah challenge kwa?" Her date asked. 

"How will you know when you no dey go church?" another lady on the table said. 

"It is one midnight prayer that some people are doing" the lady who spoke to me offered 

"Midnight prayer? Like the thing MFM people do?" this from another guy. 

"It's not just MFM. It's for born agains" I heard a girl say

"Born again ke? That one sef na born again?" He said and I could literally almost physically feel his finger pointed at me. 

If these were other people now they would know enough to wait till I'm out of earshot before conversing about me, but not the ones in these zones. It's like they want to "double dare" you πŸ˜‚. 

I lingered. There was a short silence on their table as they contemplated my short peplum dress and bare thighs, until someone broke the silence. 

"Ehn, maybe she is born again small. Or maybe she is spiritually confused" 

Ha! I stopped in my tracks and turned back to pierce them with my stare but those people totally ignored me and moved on to something else. 


Just another night at Chidoz. 

Ps: I called a waitress to take a photo of me so maybe I could see why I looked spiritually confused. I've looked o! And I look just fine to me jor. 


I'm off to bed.

Tell me a bed time story pleeeeeeease 😌, make it short and sweet😘. 



  1. You look super fine to me.

    Is it just me or are lepa girls out of fashion? The most attractive girls these days are the ones that have some flesh. Just observing, and some guys are on the same page with me. Am I right or am I right?


  2. Thelma,why would you even hum that kinda song out loud in a restaurant?I can imagine going to a church and singing eyin omo wobe...TNHW

    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    2. Don't mind Thelma. The song, the restaurant, the laps (those laps *coughs*)...everything here depicting "Spiritual Confusion". Hehehe

    3. Memphis,stop it...Babe had to pair it with those sandals...Confusion of the highest order😁😁..TNHW

    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    6. Memphis you're a trollπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. Jesus!!! Thelma you are huge o...very tall somebody...
    I love your shoes BTW.

  4. I laughed out loud at the spiritually confused part. Lmao

    You look really good though. They were probably expecting the normal kind of born again dressing as shown in Nollywood movies.


  5. Rotfl! True those customers have no filter. Spiritually confused ke?! Lol but I don't blame them jo. You looked hot in an obvious way plus running the bar, don't blame them.

    By the way some of the 'other people' are uncouth too.

  6. Pls I need this ur sandals u look cool


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