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#ThrowbackThursday; The Craziest Lie!

I had this friend who was a medical student. Scratch that, actually she'd failed out of medicine like three years prior to this lie and kept lying to her family that she was still a medical student. But that isn't even the lie! So this chic at the start of each semester (from what should have been her 4th year) would tell her dad that they each needed to buy their own cadaver for Anatomy class, and a cadaver cost N250,000!


Every semester daddy would cough out money for this lie. 

Oh, this one time she told him the price of cadavers had gone up and it was now N350k. Hmmm...

My friend may sound like a bad shide but please, many of us are guilty of giving our parents bills for things that don't exist, or inflating the price of those that do. My friend told his dad that law school fees were N1.1M and daddy paid up, in fact it was just about 300k at the time. 

People like me sha, I nor get liver. I don't think I even lied about the price of a single text book. But I remember this one time I told my parents we were going on a week long educative excursion. I went and spent the week at my friend's family house. She was a boarder, her parents were out of the country and she somehow got the keys to the house. We had a wild wild week! (It was still PG 13 o! LOL). 

Ok now you tell me. What's the craziest lie(s) you told to your parents when you were younger and they believed?




  1. As a good boy. I never lied to get extra money from my maale. Maybe cos I knew that things were tight.
    Some of my friends were balling. But I stayed humble.


    1. Nice one Kon! I'm proud of you! Stay humble! Omoh a saanu iwo na 😊

      That girl that was collecting cadaver money from her dad... just evil! Pure evil! Ha! Not even 25k ... 250!!! πŸ˜³πŸ™† nooo... I can't even justify it in my head!

  2. No crazy lies mehn. Even all these small small white lies sef, i wii just be feeling bad for them. The trust they have in me no just dey gree me do or say some certain things.
    Someone should please tell me i'm not alone o.

    1. You're not alone my sister!!!!

    2. You're not alone.My priest would say it's because you have scrupulous conscience.

  3. I got money for certain text books and lab coats, which I bought from first year to final year...
    I told some ogbonge lies to sleep over at the boo's house, since sleeping out of the house was inexcusable.
    See, I've been a good geh.

  4. It's not my father you can even lie to. I remember back in secondary school,when I submitted my list for toiletries and I added Sure roll-on to the list,my father called me and Said "Is your armpit smelling?then use dusting powder my friend"
    My father believes you have already inflated the price of whatever you are asking for,so anytime you demand for 1k,he will say"I know it's 700"I quickly started bringing receipts to show my guyman of a father.

    1. Is your armpit smelling? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. You are indeed your father's daughter. I now know where you got your mouth from 😭

    2. lol. Daddy is gangster.

    3. Lmao, you're Dad issa boss

    4. πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ blogittup!!! I just love you walahi!

    5. I think your dad and Baba Sunshine are brothers. Whatever price you give my dad will be divided by 2 or even 4 in some cases and we were good children o! I didn't even have liver to lie cos I was so sure my daddy would find out and that finding out ehn, na die o!

    6. Love you too my kabuoy booboo. please where is Uyi?

  5. Did I just see a #1.1million lie up there😨😨😨.

    well, my conscience is a very strong one. My lies were shades of the truthπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒLOL and very few. One minor inflation for my finals project and that was that.

  6. Damn! People have liver o! From which market do people buy their liver from? Choi!

    Me,I didn't have the heart to lie to my folks! Infact I always denied myself stuff (because as per Ada tins,you have to remember the younger ones. Dear "younger ones",sasha is just patiently waiting for you..)

  7. There was this Transformers (Optimus Prime) toy a classmate brought to class one time we were in primary 2. I was immediately jealous, you So I waited for about a week or thereabout and lied to my best friend that I had a whole set of Transformers toy line that could be operated through a remote control (Lie 1). He believed. I bragged about it but wasn't loud so friends I knew weren't next door neighbors wouldn't burn my cable. I knew my bff was now seriously jealous but I didn't expect his jealousy to drag his little butt to my house then. When my dad called me to come see who paid a surprise visit, I saw my friend and immediately caught fever (Lie 2). My dad was immediately worried, frantically called my mum at the hospital and I was rushed there. In all this drama I could see from the corner of my eye that this feigned activity was working on my friend, he looked genuinely worried. It was Saturday. By Monday I was "healed" but ready for him.

    Bff: wow, thank GOD you look better.
    Me: yes o, I don't know what happened.
    Bff: And I was hoping to see your toyline. Maybe next time...
    Me: Oh really? That's why you came? Eyah. My mum seized them o, she said she'll give it out because I play too much.
    Bff: oooo. Why na? Do you play with them that much?
    Me: Ehen na! Izz it not Transformers again?

    1. I'm still doing press ups for you.

    2. P for

    3. Haaaa... this lie rings ro memory one almighty lie I lied when I was younger! I'm taking it with me to the grave ooo! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Or I'll tell le boo...πŸ˜‚

    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Oga na master!

  8. I never lied about school stuff to my parents..I was academically loyal like that.I had this bobo then that really liked me,so I would tell my mom I want to go see my friend and guess what I would be in bobo's apartment doing love me jeje things..TNHW

  9. No lies for me. I was faithful cos i knew things were tight.

  10. As regards money and stuff... no lie.

    But Memphis's lie reminds me of one... I'm never sharing πŸ˜‚

  11. Okay we lived with my cousin who was 6yrs older than me. I must have been 8, so I guess she was 14. I joked in passing that the whole family (including her) were travelling abroad (America or something), and for some random reason she believed me. I saw she was really buying into this lie, so I kept feeding the lie for weeks, till it grew into something massive. I had to beg my siblings to be passive accomplices (not lie with me, but not blow my cover either). Every time something happens in the house, I would say it was in preparation for our impending trip to America, and she believed. It got to a stage, I told her to make sure she does all the laundry, as we were about to start going, and she also believed. Anyway, I’m not really sure why she was so gullible, but I think a few days before our supposed “flight”, I had to break it to her that it was all a lie. That was kind of mean sha.


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