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Weird Things Guys Do Before They Orgasm.

This post is +18 only please. 

Or should we say weird things guys do when they're "orgasming"? Ok...















Courtesy of @krakstv. 

This is so real and hilarious. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Oya o! Ladies which one did I leave out. Which one is Bae guilty of? They didn't add the ones that will promise you their mother's head and heaven. πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚.

Guys, which one are you guilty of! Don't be shy, we won't judge you. 😚😚





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  1. If not for one or two things, I'd have loved to see the one that actually sheds tears o πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. LOL @ one or two things πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. I must report you for the 'one or two things'

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    3. @Uyi, I'm still not talking to you. Report me at your own peril

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  2. Hahahahahahahaahahhahaha
    The stuff one
    Speaking in tongues
    Announcing his arrival (cumming)
    Let me stop here before bros Wale will come and monitor my mileage 😁😁😁 as the big unku that he is.

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  3. The ones that will just be stiff. I have died lol

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    1. I for talk but this page ain't passworded...🀐🀐🀐TNHW

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    2. Lai lai!!! You must talk!!!! Comment as anonymous πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  4. what is 'banging the headboard'?

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    1. Hitting (with hands) the elevated part of the bed where your head should be positioned, it also serves as a back rest for sitting.
      You don't need to have sex to bang the headboard. :)

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thanks for the explanation Enjay. Kene, are you ok now?

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    3. Enjay that ended up confusing me moreπŸ˜“πŸ˜’

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Its a plant like amoeba... Whenever you come in contact with it, it elicits such behaviors as above and more. It's especially found in humans. Okbye

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    2. πŸ˜‚ thanks Lola.

      Uyi! Where have you been?

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    3. This is pure Savage. Ehn. My country people oh oh.

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  6. I have "some" stories but village people will not let me be

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  7. Lolzzz my ex is guilty of 7.

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  8. Enter your comment...all men are guilty of it

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  9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ which kind of hilarious post is this??? That photo of the one that will just be stiff! Hahahahahaha! Please nau who is selling fainting space???

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  10. Please I have a very off point question ooo

    Do people really scatter the house when they are having Sex?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ or pre-sex...

    Some Oyinbo movies. I watch .... they will just throw everything on the table on the floor and start kissing seriously or scatter the house...

    Abeg who Go arrange am the next morning...

    Is this how it's done or it's just oyinbo feem?


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    1. Real life sontin, it's like some sort of alter ego...when it's happening you won't believe it and won't even care. After everything you'll be giving yourselves the so-you're-wild-like-this look and giggling mischievously.

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    2. Memphis my G!!! Wehdonesirrr

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    3. Hello Memphis,

      How is your waist pain.... LOL.

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @Queen

      Memphis baba!!!!πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ thanks for answering my question jare!πŸ€—

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  11. Brother Memphis, pastor said you will be taking praise and worship tomorrow.

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  12. Me I do a stiff bodied shake! :)

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