So last night was nsala and plantain night. I went to meet up with my (no label for now) at Road House and when I was on my way there he alerted me that he was with friends and that Lolu* was there. Lolu is this guy I have some sort of history with, but it's been soooo long. Like, I think I was even in Uni at the time! But he still insists on telling everyone until this day that we did XYZ.
I got there and my (no label for now) was sitting directly adjacent to him. I completely ignored him like I'd never met him before. I was hoping for an okay night but my guy wouldn't just behave. Now this is someone who normally isn't touchy-feely. All of a sudden last night he wanted everybody to know that he is the one in charge. Stroking my thighs, my back, my neck, running his fingers through my hair, making it look like we do some real nasty freaky-dikky sh*t when we are alone, meanwhile we have never even kissed 😒😒😒. All of a sudden he wanted to make it look like we couldn't keep our hands off each other. I knew all this was for Lolu's benefit. Soon Lolu got up to make a call. Some ten minutes later this chic shows up.
Tall Amazonian looking chic. About 5.11, ebony skinned, HUGE knockers! She wore a short yellow bandage dress and red stripper heels, she sat beside him, meaning she was adjacent to me now! Lolu too now started the touchy-feely-stroking thing with her. Next thing my guy decides to take it up a notch and started twirling my braids round his index finger. It was like contest for the most sensual couple and it was irritating as hell!
The chica noticed what was going on and unlike me, decided to cooperate with her man, put her head on his shoulders and teasing his thighs with her finger tips. My guy now draws his chair even closer to mine and leaned in, hoping I too would rest my head on his shoulder. I stayed stiff like stock fish.
Miss Amazon starts whispering in his ear and Lolu is laughing foolishly, all the while looking across the table at us. I got up to go sit inside. Yet another thing I'm too old to have to deal with. I deal with little children at home all the time. I shouldn't get dolled up, leave my house for a nice evening and have to deal with men-children too.
Actually what I was going to post is that; I honestly cannot believe that at my age I would have Apolo.
Ok you probably call it conjunctivitis?
I have apolo and this thing sucks.
It wasn't like this when I was little, my eyes are blood red and they won't stop secreting stuff but worse still is that they're swollen like I got beat up and then they hurt and itch at the same time. And it feels like someone threw sand in my eyes and my head hurts too. And I'm irritable af!
Looking at this screen hurts too.
So I know I may not want to post until I feel better, because looking at this screen PHYSICALLY hurts. BUT I want you pipu not to leave so I'm going to ask politely; give me gist.
Please 😭. Comment something interesting that happened recently or is happening in your life. I gave you my own gist above. Now it's your turn.
Drop yours below. Ps; I hear that if I put some drops of my urine in my eyes my apolo will be completely gone by night. I wonder if it's worth trying... Please forgive any typo, please. Can't read through this post.