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About Last Night. #SallahBreak.

At this point almost everyone had left. I enjoyed watching the people downstairs from upstairs. Some were dancing, some talking, lovers were making out, some were on their phones, everyone seemed happy!

Hey people!

I hope you're having fun. I'm having a great weekend over here. 

Yesterday I went for one of the littest Sallah parties ever! 

At night, my friend Yoko and I joined some friends at Hard Rock Cafe and partied into the night. We left there a little after 3am and I suggested we go get food from The Place. We got there and the club upstairs looked like it was really rocking so I tell my friend we should party upstairs for a bit. We got to the door and the bouncers were telling some four chics "Sorry, no entrance for single ladies", Yoko and I were simultaneously about to burst into a feminism rant when the bouncer said to me, "not you madam. Please come in. Yes we said single ladies but we weren't talking to you". I majestically walked in with Yoko. feeling all fly with myself, until she said "You're feeling good abi? They only told you to enter because YOU ARE OLD!" 

No way! "It's not because I'm old, it's because I'm dignified!" I retorted. 

"Old" she countered. 

"Dignified" I insisted. 

We got in and truly it was packed with no where to sit or stand so I confidently headed to VIP. Apparently there was a celebrity in VIP so security was tight, I saw that people were being turned away but I walked "majestically" and on sighting me, the bouncers hurriedly made way and ushered me in. 


Yoks I'm in my house coman beat me 😝😝😝.

So, the celebrity turned out to be 9ice. I ordered cocktails but was told that VIP is strictly bottle service, no cocktails. na there I almost hook 😭😭. But then I remembered I'm friends with the owner so I called his phone to ask where he was. He was with 9ice. I found him, he asked some waiters to clear a table for Yoko and I and get us a bottle of whatever we wanted. The waiter returned shortly to take our order, I turned to ask my darling friend to ask what we should drink and the chica had slept off. Right there! In the club! I nudged her hard and she wouldn't budge. 

I told the waiter to forget about the drinks and whisked her away.

She was sleeping right there in the club, now who is old? 


Today has been great also, been cooped up in bed ...

Ok end of story. Now you tell me what you've been up to this long weekend. Please tell me everything.

 Oh at the moment I'm watching Three Wise Men on Ebony Life, starring Richard Mofe Damijo, Zachary Orji and Victor Olaotan. Never seen it before, we're really loving it. 😍. It's very hilarious honestly, RMD is killing it walahi, and it's so funny because it's very realistic. I've been laughing since it started. Have you seen it?



  1. I have seen three wise men! I liked it too BUT I don't think the ending was wow, it was a let down. maybe its because i was distracted with my phone. So errm Thelma i don't understand, whats up with your eyes, is it fliter or its the makeup because it looks extra. Anyway i have been indoors watching tv but took my daughter to a kids party in shoprite today

    1. You're so right. I was still watching it when I wrote this post so I hadn't got that far yet, the ending was a real let down, utter and complete disappointment. I don't know why nigerian movie makers lack creativity. I didn't even finish it, once they started that their rubbish typical religious shit I just changed the channel. I'm still angry

  2. What is going on?I get so emotional these days. Any little thing "Fountain fall on me." I'll just start sobbing. Make una help me o. Pls nobody should suggest I might be pregnant cos I haven't seen a dick in a year except when I mistakenly and unconsciously stared at a careless man that was flogging the air with his penis after taking a lick.*sobbing* you see worai mean?*grabs tissue*

    1. What you need is good sex, I'm 100% certain of this

    2. πŸ˜„ you'll be fine my crush πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

  3. You both looked beautiful. Yaay! To having fun.
    Mehn that sleep must have been coming in on top speed + auto drive!

    The way they even went about the preaching in 3 wise men though. When the Beau and I were seen it and the Christian lady disappeared, he looked at me like, seriously?!? I was laughing. Smh.

  4. At first I thought she was a karashika, next thing she was preaching in a karashika way still... Ha I was confused. Then the ending...😭😭😭

  5. haahhahahhaha, me I can sleep off anywhere once I have a bit of alcohol in my system....LMAO @dignified not old. You both look nice.

  6. You looked totally gorgeous Thelma. You've got a great figure.



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Just checking in to sign the register. Lol. It's been a very busy week and it looks like it might be an even busier weekend. I was hoping to get some writing done when I got to the airport yesterday but I even almost missed my flight. It was hopeless trying to do any work on the plane as it was bumpy af, and this toddler behind me wouldn't stop screaming in piercing shrieks like he was being exorcised. 
I got into town pretty late and needed to keep an appointment ASAP. I'm heading out right now and it's going to be a long day, but thought I should drop this first. 
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