Ok, so while others were in church praying for money or salvation or doing whatever it is people do in church these days, I'm here scattering my wardrobe looking for something appropriate to wear out on a date with a 25 year old.
Alarming, right? But what can the righteous do? I don't understand God's plans for me and why the men I attract are either much older or much younger than I am. But whatever the case, I've decided to just roll with it.
The older men mostly just want sex and/or companionship, someone to stroke their egos and their heads and would willingly pay you for it. The younger ones, many of whom abound in this lekki axis, are looking for who would pay them for good sex and the illusion of youth.
Unlike their older counterparts, the youngens aren't so obvious about their intents but they don't know that what they can't see standing on top of a tree, we can see lying down in our beds. LOL. So they come and give you all their attention and pay you extravagant compliments, trying to make you feel sexier than the goddess of sex *yimu*, like say person no get mirror for house.
In any case, the end game is to get you to have sex with them and give them the opportunity to rock your world from Jupiter to Mars, give it to you so good that you don't know when you start to pay their house rent, take them on shopping sprees and fly them to Dubai.
Unfortunately for the ones who have crossed my path, like I told one of their older counterparts a few days back, I'm still too young to pay for sex, they should try in another 15/20 years.
On a serious note sha, I met this 25 year old that wants to play in the big leagues. Bruv says "I want to take care of you" and that sounds extremely amusing yet interesting to me.
Up until this point I've treated him with mild amusement and disinterest, but what's the point of being single if you don't get to have adventures?
So I agreed to a date tonight but I'm now kinda wishing I didn't, the pressure is too much! What to wear? How to act! What to order, so that bros doesn't start to sweat at the table? What to talk about? What not to talk about...?
So you see, I'm here to know what y'all think. Of course if it leads anywhere, this is only going to be for fun and temporary at best, so is it worth going out on a date for or should I cancel? What do you think about dating simply for fun while "waiting", or would you rather just wait until something potentially serious comes along? And lastly, what are good conversation topics if I go on this date with this 25 year old? I haven't done this before and I really don't want to google good conversation topics for date with 25yr old man and 30 something woman 😂🙈
Talk to me people!