Yesterday I was enjoying my day jeje when this uncle messaged me.
It started the usual way. How are you how is your day going what are you doing where are you
Then uncle says I should come and meet him in VI.
I thought, oh, great, I'd love to go out.
Then I put my contacts on, put my makeup on, put my dress on, and then my phone buzzes and it's a message from uncle
And it reads
I want hot kiss.
I'm like, huh, how? Uncle and I don't role like that. Uncle has always kept it purely professional. What gives?
I said uncle this doesn't sound like you
Uncle said baby, it is me o. I want hot kiss and hard love making.
I took out my contacts. Wiped off my makeup. Took off my dress and then I blocked uncle on whatsapp.
Because shock did not let me know how to respond and uncle seemed like he was already waiting for me in bed with his d in his hands... 😮
Then I sat down and I put my head in my hands.
My sister saw me and asked me "what is it?".
I showed her my phone and said "hmmmm, this no husband matter can insult somebody o!"
"But shebi you said you don't want to marry" she was laughing hysterically at the chat.
Seriously though, some kinds of insults you get simply because you're single can make you wonder. Or does this happen to married women too?
Meanwhile, one naughty voice was saying but why not? You're single? You're young? You're a red blooded woman. Why do you keep holding back? Do you think there's any award for chastity? You and uncle could both enjoy the hot kiss and "hard" love making together 👀🚶🚶.