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Don't laugh at my man's jokes

I know you're feeling fly and cute with your broom-like lashes, your weaves and all. I know my man is funny, charming, cute and all that. That's why he's my man. 

But I don't understand why you laugh at everything he says, both funny and not. And when it's funny why is your laugh louder than everyone else's and mine?

You want him to notice you?

Why exactly?

Ok I get it, you like him. You're not hiding that fact, Miss Obvious. 😒

You're here with your own man

Or pick any of the other men here to flirt with. 

There are many fishes in the ocean. But you see this fish sitting beside me, this is my fish, leave it alone. 


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So I just saw this thing (above) I typed on my phone some 3 nights ago when I was trying not to punch a b*tch in the face! So me, him and his friends were out and this akpasusu (I don't know what this word means o! Chocolate you taught me🙈) sitting beside me kept trying to build a connection with him or something. Ahn ahn, the way she was laughing at every word that came out from brother's mouth... And then, whenever she spoke or asked a question she'd direct every word to him. Once she even stretched her arm past me to "playfully" touch his hand. I was very irritated but mostly disrespected. On the bright side, the man behaved himself and treated her with mild courtesy. Then when she was leaving she announced to the table that she does beddings, curtains etc but then handed her business card to him, while smiling innocently at me. LOL baby girl must think I'm dumb. I helped him collect the card and dropped it in the trash when we were leaving. Stupid!
     Ladies, don't you just hate it when you're out with your man and another chic is visibly flirting with him, right in front of you? Acting all sugary sweet and pouring herself on him like molasses on scones? Jeez! In this situation do you 

a. Totally ignore her 😏
b. Move him away from the situation 🏃
c. Outrightly ask her to behave 😠
d. Subtly let her know you're uncomfortable with her behavior 😕
e. Start some steamy hot PDA with him just so she knows who's in charge 💦🔥👅💦💋💋
f. Other. (Please specify). 


Men, what's your usual reaction when a chic is flirting with you in front of your girl? Many of you like to play dumb and pretend not to notice while subtly flirting back. I hate you people 😡😂😂

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Comments

  1. Thelma if a bimbo is flirting with man right in my graceful royal presence.

    I'd mentally give him 30 to 40 seconds to address the goat.
    Otherwise I openly ask her to respect boundaries. I honestly dont have time for iranru.

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  2. 😂😂😂😂...E all the way....You see,in situations like this my husband acts like he does not notice the Chica likes him so he urges her to talk..The next thing I do is subtly remind him that we going home together,once he gets my message he stops immediately because he know this babe would shut down in all areas 😜😜😜😜..TNHW

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  3. Hehe, Thelma don't hate us biko...I'll act normal and even flirt back if the situation calls for it. My girlfriend and I would joke and laugh about it later.

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  4. Ughhh i hate when this kinda thing happens. Will just try to smile through it and make sure that's the last we ever see her again... would have done what you did Thelma collect the bloody card from brother man and tear the shit out of it lol

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  5. Hahahaha, so funny. The girl like better thing too now, Thelma.
    Anyways if I were in your shoes I would do option a.totally ignore her stupid idiotic ass.
    And as for the men they always act like they are clueless but they do know.

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  6. (F) Others. You don't wanna know my level of savagery.

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    1. I want to know 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

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  7. 1) "Men, what's your usual reaction when a chic is flirting with you in front of your girl?"

    2) "Many of you like to play dumb and pretend not to notice while subtly flirting back. I hate you people".

    You ask us kweshun and conclude that you hate us without giving us a chance to answer. #HateSpeech

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    1. Y'all don't deserve any chance abeg 😏

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    2. 🤣🤣😂😂#iStandwithThelma

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  8. hehehhehheh, flirting people.. .maybe the PDA part will work well for me..

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  9. so what's the nicest way for a gentle man to gentlemanly stop a girl from flirting with him in front of his SO.

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  10. Totally ignore her A, but that card will be collected by me and trashed in her presence. No time for katikati😕😌

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    1. Correct babe!
      I'm definitely not doing E or A.
      But I'll be sure to let her know I know what she's doing. (collecting the card and thrashing it in her presence)
      if she get craze for head she will challenge it and then drama drama drama🤣
      What is like without drama anyway?!

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  11. I'm not sure what I'd do but I like that you collected the card directly from her and tossed it.

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  12. Oh and men not be having nor agreeing to being aware a girl is hitting on them?! Vexing but me too I do it. Sometimes.

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